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Joe Agnew

@jontler.bsky.social
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I work in cybersecurity and I play fake baseball

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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
‘Seems’ madam? Nay, it is. I know not fucking ‘seems.’
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't recommend highly enough this thread in which meta's muse model is shown to be so poorly hardened that it will tar its own VM filesystem and let you download it neuromatch.social/@jonny/11732...
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jonny (nonvenomous) (@jonny@neuromatch.social)
Attached: 1 image Not only confirming this, its extremely easy. Almost no prompt injection resistance lmao
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Orin Kerr @orinkerr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In 2026, you spend a lot of time verifying that you are, in fact, human.
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Matt Monagle @monagle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No big deal, just @certifiedforgotten.com as part of the first wave of Brooklyn Horror Film Festival announcements in Variety.
variety.com
Brooklyn Horror Film Festival 2026 Unveils Lineup: Premieres Include Parisian Vampires, Body Horror and More Wild Genre Tales (EXCLUSIVE)
This year's edition of the Brooklyn Horror Film Festival includes dozens of genre films, classic restorations and more.
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
[refreshes Google Maps]
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists
Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
still can't get over how everyone in public office just decided that letting spammers make all cellphones unusable is just how life has to be
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“America’s not a country, it’s just a business” was supposed to be satire.
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Max Hailperin @maxhailperin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Suppose you are the city clerk of RinkyDinksVille, a small community on the fringe of the metro area. You are planning to offer early voting at the city hall as a service to your voters. There are only about 300 voters total in the city, and experience tells you about 40 will vote this way. 🧵
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Nick Harper, he/him @nharper.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I've been tracking DOJ monitors for work; thankfully, it's been completely uneventful and boring for states that have already had primaries this year. It's likely that monitors won't bother anyone tomorrow, but like David says, tell someone if they do talk to you.
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 11/08/2026
Don’t hesitate to come to the polls; DOJ monitors will be outside the 100-foot zone, you don’t have to talk, you also don’t have to freak out, if you see them talking to anyone before they vote (they can only do so after) or engaging otherwise, tell the precinct head judge. We’re trained to help.
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"are there any bad @stephencollins.bsky.social cartoons?" No, of course not, I've been laughing at this one for three minutes
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
this is not at all clear and is a poisonous sentiment
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My kids have no idea. Youngest asked me yesterday “did your parents let you pick what type of vacations you went on and get to go places you’ve always wanted to go?” And I had to explain to him that growing up, the concept of “listening to kids as people” didn’t exist
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Matt Monagle @monagle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Timeline cleanse.
youtu.be
Station Eleven | Excursions - A Tribe Called Quest
YouTube video by Nacalv
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@razzball.bsky.social I thought the OnlyMarms feed on OnlyFans was for sweet hot top 100 content.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The flags in Minnesota are at half mast for Sam Neill as far as I’m concerned
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Elizabeth Cantwell @eccantwell.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
happy 4th
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Merch has been rigorously tested
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
[with tears in my eyes] It's TSR time.
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 11/06/2026
I’m voting for Peggy but don’t twist it: the Republicans want DFLers to do it, too.
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Whey Standard @wheystandard.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Intentional discrimination is still a thing under this, it’s just that the court can’t provide a remedy unless the plaintiffs propose a map that achieves the exact same political outcome as the discrimination would have. Either they can’t, and no remedy, or they can, and remedy is the same outcome.
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Matt Monagle @monagle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"Reinsve is never given enough emotional scaffolding to create something narratively load-bearing." In the battle of the style-over-substance YouTube filmmakers, consider me Team Fishbach.
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‘Backrooms’ Review: An Empty Exercise in Liminal Storytelling
Kane Parsons may have hit it big with 'Backrooms,' but his debut feature is still an exercise in style without substance.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I found my spirit animal
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The Isaac Who Came In From the Butler @isaacbutler.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This piece on the fundamental emptiness of AI art, and how it’s arrived at a time when we are making so much empty art anyway, is so complex, funny, and insightful. I wish more of the people mad at its existence would take the time to read it. So here’s a gift link www.nytimes.com/2026/05/31/m...
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I Profile Celebrities for a Living. Nothing Prepared Me for Tilly Norwood.
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
probably would not make my central attack line visually debunkable by my opponent eating iconic Texas foods in an election which is going to take up 150% of available commercial ad time, were it me
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this says a number of things about cassidy, few of them flattering
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Ryan Enos @ryanenos.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I say without hyperbole that this is the most brazenly corrupt action in US Presidential history. That it does not immediately lead to impeachment is a dangerous sign of how far the rule of law has declined.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This is THEFT. There is no other word for it. They are stealing almost $1.8 BILLION dollars to pay Trump‘s allies, despite knowing that these people are not legally entitled to any money and be laughed out of court if they filed a lawsuit for money damages.
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
[Anthony Bourdain voice] See, it’s not an old war, it’s a whole new thing!
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If we are to accept that having and crossing the country with multiple firearms is ok, we must also accept that someone charging a security perimeter with them and being stopped is a good outcome. If last night’s outcome is unacceptable, the problem is not with security.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I really think it’s important to underline that there was apparently no security breach. The gunman was confronted and stopped where he should have been according to the design—at the magnetometer perimeter. What this piece argues for is an *expansion* of the security perimeter in time and space.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"When should we schedule this pointless primetime presidential speech that offers no new developments and no news? The calendar is wide open." "Uh, how about April Fool's Day?" "Perfection." (finger guns)
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phylan @phylan.website · 28/03/2026
children are not property. I have no interest in raising kids that will simply obey every dictate I give without question or argument. except for this specific instance. please for the love of christ get your fucking shoes on we have to go
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/03/2026
friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
“What if we elected Baron Harkonnen president?”
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Tamtuck @tamtuck.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Time for this majestic meme again.
Map of Minnesota. "1-78 inches of snow possibly expected, maybe"
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
Scene of Mario jumping around to avoid all the spinning fire sticks in the original Super Mario Bros game
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I can no longer discern reality from satire.
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Fun fact, the vocabulary of Andrew in “The Compound” was inspired by Pete Hegseth.
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