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Joe Agnew

@jontler.bsky.social
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I work in cybersecurity and I play fake baseball

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ceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026
waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Weird reality tv spinoff
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The reason I'm so skeptical of the AI industry's latest breakthroughs is they are operating with infinite money and pretending that doesn't matter. So many things become easier when you have infinite money to throw at a problem. The Infinite Money Trick davekarpf.beehiiv.com/p/the-infini...
davekarpf.beehiiv.com
The Infinite Money Trick
Guarded skepticism about AI product releases
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy hell what a card for a landfall build
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’d give your body at least a week yet to recover from its recent trauma before gauging long-term impacts.
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I understand it has been commercially successful but lord I wish they’d realize that the best art they’ve done in the last decade had zero Skywalkers. It’s a big galaxy! Tell other stories!
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
‘Seems’ madam? Nay, it is. I know not fucking ‘seems.’
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
themomoftheyear.substack.com
I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Glad we're moving away from these bullshit partnerships and back to the main MTG universe. I may complete this set on Arena.
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is for Reality Fracture?
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't recommend highly enough this thread in which meta's muse model is shown to be so poorly hardened that it will tar its own VM filesystem and let you download it neuromatch.social/@jonny/11732...
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jonny (nonvenomous) (@jonny@neuromatch.social)
Attached: 1 image Not only confirming this, its extremely easy. Almost no prompt injection resistance lmao
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sounds like that’s a big ol’ no.
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I work as an election judge and one thing that voters on both sides regularly believe is that it is easy to tamper with an election outcome. More people should take a turn at this so they see how impossible it actually is.
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Orin Kerr @orinkerr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In 2026, you spend a lot of time verifying that you are, in fact, human.
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Joke?
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Matt Monagle @monagle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No big deal, just @certifiedforgotten.com as part of the first wave of Brooklyn Horror Film Festival announcements in Variety.
variety.com
Brooklyn Horror Film Festival 2026 Unveils Lineup: Premieres Include Parisian Vampires, Body Horror and More Wild Genre Tales (EXCLUSIVE)
This year's edition of the Brooklyn Horror Film Festival includes dozens of genre films, classic restorations and more.
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Don’t be ridiculous. They would never say the president has the authority to burn the constitution. Do you think the law means nothing to them?? ….In that scenario they would obviously say that criminally the president is immune and civilly nobody has standing.
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
[refreshes Google Maps]
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Put another way: in a lot of the fintechs, you are often personally accepting a lot of risk in ways that are difficult to understand up front. You can probably find a CU that plays closer (but not perfect) to the ethics you want without introducing more risk into your life.
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“How can I most effectively communicate my likely wins if I am elected?” ‘LIKELY wins? Well what if you recite your goals alongside a series of foul balls and soft outs?’
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Solid 30 count while I stared at this trying to figure out what it meant before I finally got there.
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists
Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
still can't get over how everyone in public office just decided that letting spammers make all cellphones unusable is just how life has to be
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I know how you are about opsec, the timestamp on this is very narrowing in federal reporting data.
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“America’s not a country, it’s just a business” was supposed to be satire.
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Max Hailperin @maxhailperin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Suppose you are the city clerk of RinkyDinksVille, a small community on the fringe of the metro area. You are planning to offer early voting at the city hall as a service to your voters. There are only about 300 voters total in the city, and experience tells you about 40 will vote this way. 🧵
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Kids woke me up at 3, pretended I wasn’t awake for 90 minutes before getting started.
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Nick Harper, he/him @nharper.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I've been tracking DOJ monitors for work; thankfully, it's been completely uneventful and boring for states that have already had primaries this year. It's likely that monitors won't bother anyone tomorrow, but like David says, tell someone if they do talk to you.
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 11/08/2026
Don’t hesitate to come to the polls; DOJ monitors will be outside the 100-foot zone, you don’t have to talk, you also don’t have to freak out, if you see them talking to anyone before they vote (they can only do so after) or engaging otherwise, tell the precinct head judge. We’re trained to help.
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Dramatically less surprising, we are badly short of R judges in Edina. Not exactly a new problem but it has gotten worse in recent years.
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"are there any bad @stephencollins.bsky.social cartoons?" No, of course not, I've been laughing at this one for three minutes
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“We didn’t notice that our AI hacked another company until the company told us or we checked the logs later” is just begging for a governmental regulatory regime.
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Scrolling through my timeline, catching strays
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
this is not at all clear and is a poisonous sentiment
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How does all of this reconcile with the judge tossing the settlement?
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My kids have no idea. Youngest asked me yesterday “did your parents let you pick what type of vacations you went on and get to go places you’ve always wanted to go?” And I had to explain to him that growing up, the concept of “listening to kids as people” didn’t exist
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Matt Monagle @monagle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Timeline cleanse.
youtu.be
Station Eleven | Excursions - A Tribe Called Quest
YouTube video by Nacalv
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@razzball.bsky.social I thought the OnlyMarms feed on OnlyFans was for sweet hot top 100 content.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Our vet usually keeps him until he comes around before calling us, so we just get coming-down-from-the-trip dog instead of comatose dog.
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The flags in Minnesota are at half mast for Sam Neill as far as I’m concerned
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
💔
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is not just 'Something That Happened.' This cannot be 'One of Those Things.' This, please, cannot be that.
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Is he just ignoring you?
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