Reposted by Jon HorsleyHip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Try cloning yourself some fucking mates pal 812829
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Renshaw looks like he's playing well this time. Tell you what, if a bloke from Boro wins the Ashes for Australia this summer I'm going to be pretty cross. 010
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026In his defence, he's still not the WORST well-known Polanski. 130
Reposted by Jon HorsleyRob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 07/10/2026Always remember a story from an early photo sharing website that put a lot of effort into running geolocation stuff on photos with the idea they might be able to predict news, before it happens, as there would be loads of clustered photos. They spent a lot of money to find.... weddings. 2184
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This has just plain ripped off the posts all my exes have written about me. She's just taken out the bit about the enormous penis they all add as a PS. 020
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Did you know: Political content inflation means that every single stand up now does more politics in their set than Mark Thomas in 1998? 010
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026All the Citeh fans I know are being totally tribal about the whole business of them cheating and potentially ruining a competition. Nowadays football fans and their inability to see beyond their own club really fucks me off. 010
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Elmore Leonard. He asked me for a light. I didn't have one. Another person told him he couldn't smoke. 021
Reposted by Jon HorsleyBe-Reyt @be-reyt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026With apologies to @privateeyenews.bsky.social #SWFC #MCFC 191
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just wanted to let you all know that I have lots of witty responses to your posts but I don't use them because I don't want to be thought of as some kind of "reply guy". 000
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thought my career had progressed past this but here I am again, swearing as I attempt to alter a PDF. 010
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. — F. Scott Fitzgerald I both think that people saying Pederson should be fired are being hasty and also he should definitely be fired. #swfc 130
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bilateral series should be canned. Bring me more County Championship instead. 000
Reposted by Jon HorsleyCharlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026literally thousands of jobs in higher education were cut *last year alone* and there's been almost no media coverage and no government action 8698221
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I really like Londoncentric and I would like to read The Londoner too but I feel it's just too expensive to get both. 000
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What kind of utter maniac watches "Match Officials Miced Up" on Sky Sports at any point, let alone when there's two live football matches on channels either side of it? 000
Reposted by Jon HorsleyHenry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 11/09/2026How it started / How it's going 31777325
Reposted by Jon HorsleyLeftback @leftback.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Really struggling with Pakistan's U19 cricket team coaches having to confirm their particulars with a Reform councillor to get him to disperse the mob gathered outside their hotel. We're in a very bad place and we're doing nothing about it. 10403115
Reposted by Jon HorsleyStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The ansaphone message, like the forces of ethnonationalism, were dismantled only for within living memory to see it re-created in new and more horrifying forms. 1225321
Reposted by Jon HorsleyDuncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Even leaving any politics at all aside: as general rule, no state can allow a group of masked men to be able to close down critical infrastructure. This is basic stuff. 112607504
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026People who reject phonics are crazy". Or to put it in language they'd understand "carzy". 000
Reposted by Jon HorsleySam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026One reason England does so well is our second generation immigrants outperform their peers which is not true in most OECD countries. We are also very good at integration. And it's v sad that this is never acknowledge in debates on immigration. 602405851
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Ah you're complaining now but I'm old enough to remember the BBC in 1938. "So. Aren't you focusing too much on people wearing black shirts, a colour incidentally, which many people in the country like and not enough on the very real problem of Jewish immigration?" 010
Reposted by Jon HorsleyJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 08/09/2026WTF - first BBC question to Pat McFadden "Are you focusing too much on the protestors, and not on the issue that millions care about: small boats?" 60756171
Reposted by Jon HorsleyJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 06/09/2026So in one week: 1) Reform get stung for dodgy finances, and the regulators play pass the parcel about enforcement 2) Farage announces plans to largely dismantle independent scrutiny of govt, and barely any press discussion of it 3) Masked thugs blockade a port, with narry a word from senior govt 491821642
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Labour has been massively overthinking this for ages. These people are cunts who everyone hates. Go in two footed and you'll be cheered and morally correct. 231
Reposted by Jon HorsleyLeithMotive @leithmotive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026These are great photos. Really captures the essence of Reform. 3204
Reposted by Jon HorsleyJames Ball @jamesrball.com · 05/09/2026It's craven, it's politically stupid, and it's morally wrong. Number 10 does not struggle to get Andy Burnham in front of a camera when it wants him to be there. Every minute he's not on show over this is the result of a deliberate decision. 32809210
Reposted by Jon HorsleyMichael Greshko @michaelgreshko.bsky.social · 01/09/2026BREAKING: The world's most sensitive dark matter detector has announced it has spotted something it can't easily explain: a single event that's tantalizingly consistent with a type of theorized dark matter particle. Very early days yet, but pretty wild. 🧪 www.science.org/content/arti...science.orgWorld’s biggest dark matter detector spots a single weird particleIt’s far too early to declare a discovery, physicists with the LZ detector say 331142276
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I guess the lesson from this is "don't write a book detailing exactly how you did it unless you've already been acquitted" www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a...theguardian.comDuane Keith Davis found guilty of 1996 murder of Tupac ShakurLas Vegas jury returns verdict against ex-South Side Compton Crips gang leader in killing of US rap legend 120
Reposted by Jon Horsley👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Lakeontario/Londonlakeontarioderry 0414
Reposted by Jon HorsleyIan Scott @ianscott.bsky.social · 29/08/2026So just in Hirsty’s bar. It’s really good spent some money. And look at that carpet #SWFC If it’s raining we’re staying on South Stand 😁 143
Reposted by Jon HorsleyJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 26/08/2026"Jolene" was about opposing someone stopping you from having sex with your wife, I guess. 817830
Reposted by Jon HorsleyJames Breckwoldt @jamesbreckwoldt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Not everything you dislike in politics is the artificial, top-down result of cynical or manipulative elites. Not everything you like in politics is the organic, bottom-up and genuine expression of what people want.jamesbreckwoldt.substack.comNot everything you dislike in politics was caused by top-down factorsMotivated Causal Attribution is a political bias to avoid 02510
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026That's as good a going in at 2-0 down half as I could have hoped for, I guess. We were fun apart from two shit goals. My suspicion remains that the squad (and the manager) are just a bit shit. #swfc 000
Reposted by Jon HorsleyMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The boy snuck into his older brother's game and got his first red card. Original post 1355302655
Reposted by Jon HorsleyCanaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The BlueSky accounts of both Leeds and Sunderland have gone dark now. Both operated for the previous 2 seasons. The Leeds one has disappeared altogether while @safc.com has been quiet since last May. I think @swfc.co.uk has also shut up shop. Disappointing to see this happening. 2162
Reposted by Jon HorsleySomerset County Cricket Club @somersetccc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026{{TweetEmbedCode}} {{CreatedAt}} via Twitter twitter.com/{{UserName}} 011
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026People say that x.com is full of Nazis and yes that might be true but I bet they're not in love with a) someone who has a stupid extremely niche Mastermind specialist subject or b) Ludwig which is really very, very shit.x.comX. It’s what’s happeningFrom breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary. 110
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Really poor that. Crowd desperate to cheer something and got next to nothing. #swfc 030
Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026It's not that I don't think Harry Gray won't be a really great footballer. It's just I think he's going to be useless for us. #swfc 000
Reposted by Jon HorsleyCBS Sports Golazo @cbssportsgolazo-m.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"I think the feel good factor around @swfc is completely off the charts." 😄 Sheffield Wednesday CEO David Bruce is confident and excited for the future of the club 👏 012
