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Jon Horsley

@jonhorsley.bsky.social
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So many non league teams and their cash payments.
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Try cloning yourself some fucking mates pal
That daft cunt Bryan Johnson again
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Renshaw looks like he's playing well this time. Tell you what, if a bloke from Boro wins the Ashes for Australia this summer I'm going to be pretty cross.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don't think the other one was, either tbf.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In his defence, he's still not the WORST well-known Polanski.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The very best of Mark Nicholas. And despite that, I like him.
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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 07/10/2026
Always remember a story from an early photo sharing website that put a lot of effort into running geolocation stuff on photos with the idea they might be able to predict news, before it happens, as there would be loads of clustered photos. They spent a lot of money to find.... weddings.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh great. Really, deep down, my posts are only for you anyhow.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh great. Really, deep down, my posts are only for you anyhow.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Have I been banned? Can't seem to post.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It felt like a principled stand when I deleted my account but honestly not sure how anyone normal can bear it when I have a look on an old work account now.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah I miss the Swfc stuff loads.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah you poor bastard. That's not nice. Wishing you a speedy recovery
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This has just plain ripped off the posts all my exes have written about me. She's just taken out the bit about the enormous penis they all add as a PS.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did you know: Political content inflation means that every single stand up now does more politics in their set than Mark Thomas in 1998?
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He appears to be a very annoying man.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All the Citeh fans I know are being totally tribal about the whole business of them cheating and potentially ruining a competition. Nowadays football fans and their inability to see beyond their own club really fucks me off.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Elmore Leonard. He asked me for a light. I didn't have one. Another person told him he couldn't smoke.
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Be-Reyt @be-reyt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
With apologies to @privateeyenews.bsky.social #SWFC #MCFC
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As someone who takes their kids to football quite a lot, I'd be fine with drinking in the stands (in certain parts of the stadia) if they policed the cubicles.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not sure where to comment this but the villains cricket team pod is an absolute masterpiece.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fuck off. Piece of culture.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just wanted to let you all know that I have lots of witty responses to your posts but I don't use them because I don't want to be thought of as some kind of "reply guy".
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thought my career had progressed past this but here I am again, swearing as I attempt to alter a PDF.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Be fun if we had a big young squad and and our matches were good to watch.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He's just such a meh manager.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. — F. Scott Fitzgerald I both think that people saying Pederson should be fired are being hasty and also he should definitely be fired. #swfc
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bilateral series should be canned. Bring me more County Championship instead.
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
literally thousands of jobs in higher education were cut *last year alone* and there's been almost no media coverage and no government action
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I really like Londoncentric and I would like to read The Londoner too but I feel it's just too expensive to get both.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What kind of utter maniac watches "Match Officials Miced Up" on Sky Sports at any point, let alone when there's two live football matches on channels either side of it?
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 11/09/2026
How it started / How it's going
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh yeah, Harris got two.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Might have got three then as Paul coughlin got one in an 8 wicket defeat to Durham.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fairly sure, from the stats that I can see, that as a team, they have scored two hundreds all season.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is so correct it makes my heart swell.
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Leftback @leftback.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Really struggling with Pakistan's U19 cricket team coaches having to confirm their particulars with a Reform councillor to get him to disperse the mob gathered outside their hotel. We're in a very bad place and we're doing nothing about it.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yes but he's also undeniably silly.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The ansaphone message, like the forces of ethnonationalism, were dismantled only for within living memory to see it re-created in new and more horrifying forms.
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Duncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Even leaving any politics at all aside: as general rule, no state can allow a group of masked men to be able to close down critical infrastructure. This is basic stuff.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
People who reject phonics are crazy". Or to put it in language they'd understand "carzy".
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One reason England does so well is our second generation immigrants outperform their peers which is not true in most OECD countries. We are also very good at integration. And it's v sad that this is never acknowledge in debates on immigration.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ah you're complaining now but I'm old enough to remember the BBC in 1938. "So. Aren't you focusing too much on people wearing black shirts, a colour incidentally, which many people in the country like and not enough on the very real problem of Jewish immigration?"
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Also applies to the BBC.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 08/09/2026
WTF - first BBC question to Pat McFadden "Are you focusing too much on the protestors, and not on the issue that millions care about: small boats?"
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 06/09/2026
So in one week: 1) Reform get stung for dodgy finances, and the regulators play pass the parcel about enforcement 2) Farage announces plans to largely dismantle independent scrutiny of govt, and barely any press discussion of it 3) Masked thugs blockade a port, with narry a word from senior govt
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Labour has been massively overthinking this for ages. These people are cunts who everyone hates. Go in two footed and you'll be cheered and morally correct.
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Doesn't sound like you don't care, tbh
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Jon Horsley @jonhorsley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pretty sure loads of people voted for me but their votes were shadow banned because even though I didn't post it, I once had a pretty negative thought about Doctor Who.
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