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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Kind of wild how in a world of the worst ppl plugging AI, the same people take umbrage with plagiarism

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OptaJoe @optajoe.com · 15/07/2026

2 - There are just two occasions of a team scoring first in the semi-final but not reaching the final of the FIFA World Cup in the 21st century – both of them are England (vs Croatia in 2018 and Argentina in 2026). Familiar.

England manager Thomas Tuchel looks dejected as his side lose to Argentina.

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Worst thing is we don't have a prime minister to ask Fifa to overturn it.

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Is it a problem that my laptop's face recognition can only identify me when I am eating?

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Did everyone else already know that the bloke who sings "North London Forever" is the son of Linda Robson from Birds of a Feather?

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I’ll be unveiling my ai art of a sleeping lion draped in a Union Jack in front of Big Ben being woken up by a little girl saying ‘we need you its time to wake up’ while some stirring music plays in the background shortly. Very pleased with it actually.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

"Children are being radicalised by social media PS I am 62 and learned that vaccines make you have gay genitals"

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Dani Garavelli @danigaravelli.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Man, Mark Nowak's statement. How good a person do you have to be, as the father of a murdered son, to insist his death should not be used to sow further division, and how bad a person do you have to be to trash his wishes and exploit his pain.

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

In many ways, the lads at Bitpanda are the real winners.

An advert for Bitpanda, the "official crypto trading partner of Arsenal FC", because football teams today need an official crypto trading partner. It helps differentiate from all those unofficial ones floating about.

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

This tribute could have been sublime If they'd bothered to find words that rhyme Still we would like to say Happy Birthday! And we'll try to do better next time

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

This bench fetes a 50 year birthday For Karen Park who enjoys wordplay Fun puzzles she loves And limericks just 'cause To solvers she bids you, "Well played"

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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

DAY TWENTY-TWO: “RIGHT. Nobody goes home until we find these shorts. We thought we’d cracked it yesterday, but they were George from Asda, and also trousers”

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THE hunt for a missing pair of shorts has continued into its third week at Landscore Primary School in Crediton.
The school has reminded parents of the importance of labelling clothing after the M&S garment disappeared.

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Graffiti and tagging are over. If you want real impact, use a label maker.

A sign outside Embankment Station in London, promising "New map coming soon"
Somebody has used a label maker to add a sticker underneath, politely enquiring: "Yes but when, it's been over a year!"

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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I see Nigel Farage is out pretending to care about antisemitism again

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

As part of a theatre studies degree, a friend had to say how he would solve a famous problem with a dramatic work. He chose Waiting for Godot and the fact everyone knows Godot never comes. His solution was listing someone as playing Godot in the cast list. Maybe he hoodwinked Mark Francois.

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Lots of people sharing their favourite Glen Baxter cartoon. I can't pick one, but 35 years on, I remember the first I ever saw. I still love it now.

A cartoon of a woman peeking out of a window from behind a curtain at another woman. The second woman is standing in the garden, looking at a decorative piece of coloured rope, whichbis inexplicably suspended. The caption reads: "Alison was out there again, glowering at my tassel"

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Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 30/03/2026

Glen Baxter has died. His drawings of cowboy art critics and wimples were an absurdist joy. RIP

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Jay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Just been approached by Huel to see if I'll be part of their paid influencer campaign. I don't think they're quite across what I do for a living. (FWIW, and in the interests of having influence, I regard Huel as a soul destroying, miserable product and the death of all that is worth living for.)

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Tom @tomvictor.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Take me down to the Cathedral City Where the cheese is fine and it costs £4.50

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Sure, "For sale, baby shoes, never worn" is poignant, but the #opentowork hashtag on LinkedIn is even more heartbreaking and in half as many words.

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Yes, yes, I know there is war and cancer and racism, but I am still peeved that it's the boy's 13th birthday and candles come in packs of 12.

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

This is brilliant. My brain went to 1964 and 1975 both being years when West Ham won the FA Cup.

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

If the Iranian football team are prevented from playing at the World Cup this summer, the Nobel Prize Committee should give them a "Nobel World Cup" that they can claim is more significant than the actual trophy.

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

This sort of behaviour inevitably has British commentators hand-wringing and saying "Nobody likes to see that." If you don't like to see it, stand back so I can get a better view. I absolutely *love* to see it.

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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

We all know the zip code to Beverley Hills is 90210, but the zip code to Dawson's Creek is 90108 (for our lives to be over).

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I collect names that also work as sentences. Tom Waits, Britney Spears, Gordon Banks, that sort of thing. It's rare the sentence is as apt as "Matthew Swindells"

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William Stone @handle.invalid · 03/03/2026

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Thoughts and prayers with Clapham at this difficult time.

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Just because there is a gap for a steak pun, you don't need to fillet

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Twat dooming Reform? (4,7)

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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 26/02/2026

The Greens are going to win. They're going to show that you can win despite all the media hating and lying about you. They are going to show so much of what we've been fed our entire lives in this country is just pure bullshit. Maybe not today, but possibly. Definitely soon.

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I don't hate grapefruit but am annoyed by the etymology of the word. It's like they wanted to call it a grape, then added the "fruit" to distinguish it from the thing that was already called a grape. Without realising that the original grape is also a fruit.

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

In decades to come, I suspect this will be as implausible as Al Capone being done for tax evasion.

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Very much in favour of Andrew getting arrested. Slightly disappointed it's for sharing trade secrets and not the whole sex with trafficked underage girls thing.

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I always hoped Schroders would merge with ING, call the new company "SchrodINGers", and then leave investors to guess whether there was money in the funds or not.

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SimonRead @simonread.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Trafalgar Square in the rain last night. It's been 41 days of rain in the UK and while that means walking in #London leaves you damp and cold, the wet also helps highlight the beauty of the city.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 09/02/2026

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

No worries. I'll read it anyway. Vielen dank!

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

As I get older, my response to celebrities dying is increasingly surprise that they weren't dead already. I am similarly amazed that Braverman didn't join Reform years ago.

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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

I judge calendar years by whether they feature more weddings or funerals. 2025 was the first year in ages where weddings won. But we're barely three weeks into 2026 and it's 2-0 to funerals already.

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