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@jomoyo.bsky.social
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Eat lightning, shit thunder, build networks. In the event of a water landing I am designed to act as a flotation device.

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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 6h
Fuck dental insurance.
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 9h
I’m too drunk to taste this chicken
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Between the Christianity of this land and the Christianity of Christ, I recognize the widest possible difference.” — Frederick Douglass bsky.app/profile/atru...
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, I'm "that bitch" ** ** who always proactively gives the extra four digits of their zip-code
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
OAN: "The GOP chair of the GA Peanut Commission backs Ossoff ... Donald Chase said Ossoff has his vote, adding he likes to support people he believes in. Chase said he's still a conservative R, but claims character matters, and he wants someone in the Senate who will take the institution seriously"
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@katbaumann.bsky.social I read this in margō’s voice. …which I now also realize may not actually sound anything like margō’s voice to *you*, but i assume you’ve run in to this issue before.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thinking about how many times i had to listen to mike huckabee slimily grinning about democrats buying votes with certain folks with "uncle sugar" and trump's out here like "vote for me and get $5,000. that's not all: i will build the largest factory in the world, and you can take nasa to get there"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/12/2025
Your hands are covered in little men. And the little men can make you sick if you don’t give them a bath. Sometimes they make other people sick too. Please give the little men a bath! I’m not crazy! Just listen to me! Bathe the little men on your hands! This is real! Get the men wet, you fools!
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s my dog
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have pkilled I have helped pkill
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
this administration illegally shut down federal agencies, impounded money from Congress, set up for-profit concentration camps and sent children there. They dismantled our public health infrastructure and children died of measles. Doing accountability for crimes against our Constitution is the work.
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
I had not seen this clip where Tammy Duckworth advises Democrats to "not impeach anybody," "get back to work" and "allow" Donald Trump to "save face" and I would just like to remind the senator from IL that the federal government took 4,000 Chicagoans and murdered a 38-year-old father last fall.
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Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 @judiciarydems.senate.gov · 23/09/2026
Sons of father shot by ICE: We still haven’t gotten straight answers from DHS about what happened. What are the names of the ICE agents who killed our dad, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo? Why do they get to be protected behind anonymity?
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hi frog.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jared Kushner uses an autoclaved aeropress and an inversion table, because of all the butt stuff.
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Teapot Dome, but I’ll bet you Jared Kushner probably drinks tea like a real pervert too. Like he has…a ~process~ which may or may not require, like, a refrigerated suitcase and little vials of precious bodily fluids?
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Don’t throw your Zyns on the ground! They still have nicotine in them, and nicotine is super toxic. We use really small doses, but it’s lethal to smaller animals - like dogs. (And dogs eat anything and everything on the ground.) Throwing your Zyn in the trash saves a dog or other curious critter!
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Dr. Jonathan Schroden @jjschroden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
As we approach the 25th anniversary of 9/11 & start of the GWOT, it’s worth noting that many of the tactics developed for those wars—in this case, all source fusion intel-driven targeting—are now being employed at home on US citizens Who are not, in fact, terrorists www.404media.co/a-secretive-...
404media.co
A Secretive DHS ‘Predictive Policing’ Unit is Analyzing Americans’ Financial Habits and Pulling Them Over
404 Media is revealing the name of Border Patrol's predictive policing units, which analyze financial data and have local cops pull people over. The people are not suspected of any particular crime.
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Elizabeth Holmes @jasoniannone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is it curtains for Womash? Fortcard and Sugarrr campaign for Paxton.
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 07/09/2026
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Burrata makes everything better. #foodsky
Salad in an orange bowl. Crushed croutons in the middle, two large halves of burrata at 12 o'clock and 7 o'clock. Random cherry tomatoes peeking suspiciously from behind the greenery, the entire countryside having been recently doused with balsamic in a criss-cross fashion.
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Rowsdower @rowsdower.com · 29/08/2026
Rowsdower, Lake Rowsdower. gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario/Rowsdower
The Great Canadian Lake Rowsdower!
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
No big wars until 2029, pinky swear?
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cops are great
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Hansi Lo Wang (he/him) @hansilowang.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
NEW: The National Rural Letter Carriers' Association's Patrick Pitts "strongly objects" to U.S. Postal Service's final rule in response to President Trump's order to limit mail voting for the midterms, adding USPS should deliver mail "neutrally" and not take on state & local election officials' jobs
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TAKAO★WATANABE🌿10/23-28Exhibition @watanabetakao.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A bird with coloring similar to that of a watermelon. A watermelon with coloring similar to that of a bird. #Illustration #CommentPls #RTpls
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nothing like watching a piece of brined memory foam running on human growth hormones and illegal rhino horn supplements croaking out that vaccines and food dyes invented autism and diabetes and promising to get our teens shooting ropes.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22/08/2026
Tom of Gotchi
Black tamagotchi superimposed over a Tom of Finland drawing
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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
!!!!!!!! youtu.be/CWcyccePme4?...
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KWAIDAN - Official 4K Restoration Trailer
YouTube video by JANUS
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 15/08/2026
These gloves don't cause neuromuscular incapacitation the way that a taser does. In fact, they only work when applied directly to bare skin. These aren't made for apprehending anyone. These have one and only one use: causing extreme pain to already-restrained captives. In plain language: torture.
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m dreading the inevitable horror torture porn bodycam video and testimony involving these gloves and conductive gels etc. Such a small step to wiring a field telephone to mattress springs or w/e
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
People are talking about Woke 1, but not me. I'm talking about Nuremberg 2
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
my fellow Americans, Donald Trump just took an AR-15 out of your family budget.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 04/08/2026
A 60 Minutes probe into Epstein's banking, with Wyden already interviewed, vanished right after Sharyn Alfonsi got pushed out under Bari Weiss. Same editor who stalled the CECOT migrant story until Stephen Miller got a say. CBS keeps calling it timing. Sure looks like a pattern.
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60 Minutes Epstein Banking Story Vanished After CBS Ousted Sharyn Alfonsi, Dem Senator Reveals
Wyden revealed he was interviewed for the show in a Senate report alleging the country's largest banks turned “a blind eye” to Epstein's financial activity
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Multi-spectral analysis DRINK
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
💕 Oded Fehr 💕
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hey uhhh I’m gonna go do a multiphasic sweep, anybody need anything?
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky.
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vacchagotta @vacchagotta.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When New Yorkers see a dumpster they start jumping and hooting like the apes in the beginning of 2001: a space odyssey
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The good art does not live in the center of the probability distribution
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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 29/07/2026
Costco elite pro tip: If you use your annual rewards certificate but don't buy the full amount they will give you change in cash which you can then use to pay for your health care.
A Costco cafe table with coke and pizza in the back. A blurry receipt. I am holding some 20s and 1s.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/07/2026
The crack of the bat. The smell of the grass. The roar of the crowd. You’ve just been viciously attacked by the serial killer they call Baseball Steve
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 26/07/2026
We're reading Judges 4 at church today. In a world of cowardly men, be a Jael (lull a cruel oppressor to a false sense of security and drive a tent peg through his temple into the ground while he is asleep)
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Barb McQuade @barbmcquade.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Our president took away funds from Americans just because they live in a state that voted against him? That violates his constitutional duty to take care that the laws be faithfully executed. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/b...
nytimes.com
Trump Administration Admits Canceling Grants to States That Did Not Vote for Him
Federal officials said in court documents that they halted billions of dollars in funding for energy projects to states “based solely” on whether they backed President Trump in the 2024 election.
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👻Maly Boo Tails👻 @malytwotails.com · 19/07/2026
Incredible work
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Odyssey looks fine but I think people have a point in criticizing Nolan for not including the story of Bophades
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