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jomoyo

@jomoyo.bsky.social
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Eat lightning, shit thunder, build networks. In the event of a water landing I am designed to act as a flotation device.

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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hell yeah brother
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hahaha “Officer Simmers”
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
hey friends, you can (and probably should!) turn your video autoplay off: settings --> content and media --> uncheck 'autoplay video and gifs'
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Is space-a still an option?
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is so fantastic
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Out here claiming a voice actor scratched his nose to warn them about a book, that's barely fan batshittery at all. YOU PEOPLE GET OUT THERE AND MARRY ASTARION ON THE ASTRAL PLANE OR ADMIT YOU LACK GUMPTION
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Open enrollment starts soon
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I got mine a month or two ago and must have gotten lucky.
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh brother
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Go Dawgs
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Other coffee table-ish books you could buy and enjoy *after* Kat’s book that have made my life better this last year or so, “History of Information Graphics” or “Worlds of Phantasmagoria” by Waone.
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
2025 for me was improved greatly by @katbaumann.bsky.social’s comic every day. “I Drew a Comic Every Day for a Year and Lived,” which collects all that work, would make a fantastic holiday gift for family or friends. Way more likely to be read than another coffee table book about “New York” or w/e.
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
quaff soup
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My queen
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
But she’s just a baybeee
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nobody wants to find what got in to the walls and died with grandma anymore.
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do this line fairly frequently, but rarely if ever around anyone who gets the reference. Doesn’t make it any less satisfying.
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All bricked up
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So mote it be.
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THICCY
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck dental insurance.
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m too drunk to taste this chicken
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Between the Christianity of this land and the Christianity of Christ, I recognize the widest possible difference.” — Frederick Douglass bsky.app/profile/atru...
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Have a little bronze trophy placard engraved with the details and super glue it inside the door.
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, I'm "that bitch" ** ** who always proactively gives the extra four digits of their zip-code
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🙊
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lake GORGE
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
OAN: "The GOP chair of the GA Peanut Commission backs Ossoff ... Donald Chase said Ossoff has his vote, adding he likes to support people he believes in. Chase said he's still a conservative R, but claims character matters, and he wants someone in the Senate who will take the institution seriously"
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saintly
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@katbaumann.bsky.social I read this in margō’s voice. …which I now also realize may not actually sound anything like margō’s voice to *you*, but i assume you’ve run in to this issue before.
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thinking about how many times i had to listen to mike huckabee slimily grinning about democrats buying votes with certain folks with "uncle sugar" and trump's out here like "vote for me and get $5,000. that's not all: i will build the largest factory in the world, and you can take nasa to get there"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/12/2025
Your hands are covered in little men. And the little men can make you sick if you don’t give them a bath. Sometimes they make other people sick too. Please give the little men a bath! I’m not crazy! Just listen to me! Bathe the little men on your hands! This is real! Get the men wet, you fools!
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shhh
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not watching that video just based on how it’s titled.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s my dog
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have pkilled I have helped pkill
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
this administration illegally shut down federal agencies, impounded money from Congress, set up for-profit concentration camps and sent children there. They dismantled our public health infrastructure and children died of measles. Doing accountability for crimes against our Constitution is the work.
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
I had not seen this clip where Tammy Duckworth advises Democrats to "not impeach anybody," "get back to work" and "allow" Donald Trump to "save face" and I would just like to remind the senator from IL that the federal government took 4,000 Chicagoans and murdered a 38-year-old father last fall.
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Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 @judiciarydems.senate.gov · 23/09/2026
Sons of father shot by ICE: We still haven’t gotten straight answers from DHS about what happened. What are the names of the ICE agents who killed our dad, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo? Why do they get to be protected behind anonymity?
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Even the angle of the text on his shirt is sad
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lololol ewwwwww dummmmbbb
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s just the way brains are some times I think 🫂
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
⚔️
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jomoyo @jomoyo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hi frog.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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