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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 16h

Get heaped, loser. Get absolutely tasked.

Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You probably would have only seen her rushing out the cat door when you came over, but Katie was the absolute sweetest girl with me once she finally stopped being so afraid. Goodbye my little squeak, I love you. Thank you for trusting me and being so soft

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026

This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows

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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Boy it really grinds my gears that on top of having to pay $300 for sedation while I get a filling replaced, I also have to pay $88 to go in to talk about the sedation in advance when I've had it before. I would really, really, REALLY love to send all the PTSD bills to the person who gave it to me

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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nothing angers me more than when a rich person says they are happy to be taxed more and people say “why don’t you write a check to the government” motherfucker they want everyone in their tax bracket to also write a check to the government because that’s how maths works you fucking numpty.

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I am pleased to know there are limits to my fandom. I won’t read this for example

Put me on your dinner plate, baby (and eat me up)
RubberDuckyDucky

Summary:
Shane is an aspiring cannibal and Ilya is a suicidal man. They meet on a website called
HumanelySourcedDelicacies.com and realize their desires can satisfied by each other.
this is a story about Shane consensually killing and cannibalizing llya

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Did not get a pash at Coven. Did get to motorboat some beautiful dancers so that’s not nothing!

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Mum; criticises how I spend my money Me: takes out another $50 to tip strippers when I remembered that

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Help, my neighbour - who is one of my most favourite people on the planet - didn’t cry at the end of episode 5 of my emotional support tv show - do I need to move?

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Until I get paid employment, I may as well spend my time doing very important work like this, so please form an orderly line. Or find me paid employment. One or the other, choose wisely.

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Angel @acap42.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

New aspiration unlocked: living life in such a way that future archeologists label all my possessions "ritual object".

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Why is my phone showing me these two cursed images together?

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have done many very hard things today and think I should be allowed to… I dunno, cuddle a bear or something as a reward. Or maybe just lie in bed reading fic and crying? Okay

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My to read list of fics - let alone my actual physical bookcase are years long, but I will pause all them if there’s an e-book of the new Nicky Hagar to read (don’t make me leave the house)

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Bhen Goodsir @bhengoodsir.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Right now, 13% of shops in Auckland and up to 15% in Wellington are sitting completely empty. Yet commercial rents haven’t dropped in two years. Why? Because the current system protects commercial property values over vibrant, thriving communities.

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I wish i was employed so this could be more true

lunaxleopard > ® Heated
Rivalry 16h
Being an HR/HudCon fan is actually anti-capitalist praxis when you think about all the work and productivity we're NOT doing while we crash out.
Stay distracted. Write fanfic on company time. Disrupt capitalist productivity!!

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Wellington Pride Festival I Tū whakahīhī e Te Whanganui-ā-Tara @wellingtonpride.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Rural New Zealand, 2006. Over one transformative summer, 14-year-old Sid Bookman discovers desire, identity and the internet, as she imitates the people she longs to be loved by. Come to our fundraising screening of 'Big Girls Don't Cry'. It's CAPTIONED! events.humanitix.com/fundraiser-s...

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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...

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Wellington Pride Festival I Tū whakahīhī e Te Whanganui-ā-Tara @wellingtonpride.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

As part of our #GiveOUTDay fundraising, the Party Boys are throwing a cocktail party for us on Thursday 8 October! Very limited numbers of tickets are available now events.humanitix.com/over-the-rai...

events.humanitix.com

“Over the Rainbow”

GiveOUT Day Fundraiser for Wellington Pride Festival. ✨ 100% of your ticket will be donated directly to the Festival; we’re covering the costs!

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Anyone got a recommendation of a decent and preferably not expense property lawyer in Wellington?

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sure my warrant cost $2.5k but they also removed my emotional support lichen from the roof and what price can you really put on that?

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

She’s an Emmy winner!!!

@katiedippold tweet:

TBT to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

(Image of Katie in full babadook costume and makeup surrounded by people in casual clothes)

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Me: “hey how do we know your friend?” Them: “she thinks she fisted you one time”

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I pushed myself into a late night hyperfocus and at 3am I FINISHED SOMETHING that I had been working on in my brain for literal months. And then I was too anxious about it to sleep until 8.30am and now I’m still overstimulated. But I finished the thing! Please clap!

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Many years ago, when I first started writing for The Dark Side (Britain's oldest horror mag) we had a bit of a friendly pub quiz rivalry with Empire magazine for a while. We kept losing though. Until one week we discovered a secret weapon. /1

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Who wants to poo with me in Scary Spice's house? (Thanks #popbitch) Full house - search.savills.com/property-det...

a very mirrored bathroom that features TWO gold toilets facing each other with clear lids

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Does anyone have a mechanic they recommend near Thorndon?

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Blessed with Twin Hudsons on 9/11 to celebrate me crashing out about being on antidepressants for 25 years

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

What's the worst thing about applying for jobs and why is it one of those things is having to sign up for a different fucking job application thingie for every single fucking job uuuuuuuuugh

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Steph 🍉🇵🇸🕊🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @steph-tepania.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Newtown pocket friends. My little cat - Waitī - has gone missing. She regularly goes on hikoi, but it's been over a week now. 😭 We think she hangs out around the hospital. If anyone works there and can post her on the bulletin board, it would be appreciated. We're worried about her.

A black cat, with a white bib, sitting in a patch of sun. She's surrounded by cat toys. She's got green eyes.

A black cat, with a white bib, sitting by a fluffy bean bag, on a wooden floor. She's looking to the right.

A black cat, with a white bib, on a concrete block fence. Her ears are pointed back. She's standing.

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Te wookie o te tāngata @chewienz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I am going to die of old age waiting for labour to realise they need to inspire folks, that they need to be a brave progressive workers party on the left. Contesting an election based on being afraid of national criticising them didnt work last time, wont work this time.

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Shane Ivey of the delta-green.com Iveys @shaneivey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

“Then AI came along, and I didn’t need Black actors” is such a deep yet succinct breakdown of the appeal of AI. It’s like poetry. Ugly horrifying ought-to-be-shot poetry.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.

Two cats on a platformed tower. One is on the lower level, head hidden behind the middle section. The second is on the top tier with only their head showing.

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Could we maybe get a charity election single going on like "Do somethiiii-ing! Let us know that you exist! Do somethiii-ing .... Does he know it's happening at all?"

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wrumsby.bsky.social @wrumsby.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Does Chris Hipkins know there’s an election in 2 months time?

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’m a Masshole! Take me to Paris, Marleau!

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kyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

David Seymour: "i love it when journalists lose jobs, i want more cuts, i want to go completely unchallenged [and i hope media dies]" NZ journos for some reason: "David Seymour is my best friend hehe <3"

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Vote for hope in November! Toitū te Tiriti 🇳🇿 @mrjeffhowell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

That viral clip of the TOP leader saying workers don’t need unions to get pay rises coz business owners will just magically reward employees in the future is a clear sign faith in trickle down economics is still going strong despite 40 years of contrary evidence.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Ah yes the three types of music.

Signage indicating

Breakfast Cereal
Ambient Milk
Jams

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/09/2026

Just got outta the TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY 35th anniversary rerelease and Jesus Christ, man. What a movie. They had to do all that shit for real. They had to fly that helicopter under an overpass. They had to blow up that building. They had to find an actor who could turn into liquid metal.

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