mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 2hthe meds hit in just the right way that i almost forgot about the migraine until i was wondering why i'm so delirious 000
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 3honline cult gotta be the lamest kind of cult. wdym you're in a cult and you're not fucking 010
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 3hsorry for being an idiot and looking at discourse but literally where are all these trans spaces dominated by trans women. i had to make an active effort years into my transition to go make friends with other trans women because i was not finding them in the trans spaces i was in 130
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 5hgod bless bluesky for making me censor the word tranny in my screen name leading to the bit where i censor whatever thing i'm currently the mayor of regardless of vulgarity 050
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 5hjournalists love to pretend to be objective but you can tell they hate someone when they quote them leaving in the ums, ahs, and stutters 040
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 5hflatmates aren't home. time to listen to country music loud on the speakers 140
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 5h"Great, great. That's good to hear. That's good that you've bottomed that out. Well done, well done... Good job." is what they're gonna be saying to me pretty soon 030
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townmayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 11hgreat pic, man. that cheeseburger looks delicious reminds me of my ex-girlfriend who stole from me and fucked my best friend. NEVER date anyone with BPD, they'll rip your heart out and leave you for dead 1326
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 7hthey had arizona fruit punch reduced to clear so i got 6. it was so hard to resist buying all of them 010
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 7hi hate to let everybody down but pumpkins are out of season here so i'm not gonna be able to do the thing i said i was gonna do with the pumpkin 140
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townPiper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 9h>be smelly >look bad >take a shower >no longer smelly or look bad Thank you mister shower I love you mister shower 31109
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 11hthank you whatever yank donated to our local op shops for the t-shirts from milwaukee bowling and papa joe's peanut barrel in east lansing, michigan 160
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 11hgreat pic, man. that cheeseburger looks delicious reminds me of my ex-girlfriend who stole from me and fucked my best friend. NEVER date anyone with BPD, they'll rip your heart out and leave you for dead 1326
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Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townmercury scarygenital 🎃 @murkyuri.bsky.social · 03/07/2026a lesbian coffeehouse comic 611929
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 13hi don't wanna lie to you so i'll try not to speak 020
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townDex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 18hMy accommodations include: - WFH with the expectation that I may not be immediately available because I can have non-traditional hours - no same day meetings unless it's a true emergency (which does not happen in my field) - written follow ups to verbal instructions 2461
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townCEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 16hIt's the govt looking at an infrastructure problem and going "hey stop using the only method you have for paying for it!" which is exactly what they've done with Local Govt and rates. What it means is, uh, less infrastructure renewal by power trusts? That's not good for anyone. 1135
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townspooky strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 17hhey all. i'm still waiting to get paid by new job, which puts me like $400 short of what i need to be to pay my rent and bills for the month. i don't like doing this, but i'm asking for a turn with the community $20. i set up a kofi. do not break the bank, but anything helps. ko-fi.com/andrea36941ko-fi.comSupport andreaSupport andrea 21413
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026girls hyped post-hrt orgasms and they're like better i guess but not amazing. hoping surgery fixes this 120
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026my thighs have started to rub together when i walk 160
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the election is the day after pussy surgery so no matter how it goes i'm gonna be cooked on pain killers 060
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 01/10/2026you notice how everybody is getting a pussy lately? Shoutout to pussy 🙏 73109461
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townHaunter @holybible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Plz help if you can things just keep worse & worse & at this point im genuinely considering cancelling surgery just so im not homeless the month after lol 37374
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townkyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026every reporter who claims to be progressive, or even liberal, should be asking themselves if the tropes and cliches they have more regularly fallen into over the last decade actually meet their baseline values - and then refuse to play ball if they don't this is the *charitable* take, of course 1225
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry town🐻Iona🐻 @bewarethefish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sorry, did I say kids table? I should have said Labour views local government as a rest home for washed up old has beens. www.rnz.co.nz/news/regions...rnz.co.nzGreg O'Connor elected unopposed as new Wellington councillorFormer Labour MP Greg O'Connor is elected unopposed as the new Takapū/Northern ward councillor of the Wellington City Council. 193
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026imo half the problem with politics and journalism is people get into it before they've had like a proper life arc. so you get into it with a soft malleable brain and no prior life experience and are clay to be shaped 010
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry town🐻Iona🐻 @bewarethefish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think this local elections only policy speaks volumes about how Labour views local government. Local government is the kids table, so they're ok with letting the 16 year olds sit at it. 191
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townBeautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026if the people in power wanted buses to be faster than driving they could do that tomorrow and the only reason they don't is because to them the ability for anyone to travel quickly across the city is a threat 2234
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 01/10/2026yall ever just jack the fuck off 837679
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026bus driver leans on his horn when i enter the advance stop box (where i'm supposed to be), so he has to slam his brakes (evidently, he wanted to stop there). i pulled over to find my destination and i make eye contact with him and he taps on his head like i'm the idiot 131
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townMelissa DuVant @melissaduvant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026so much of the AI techboro stuff is *deeply* solipsistic and highly creepy - "the entire world must be made for me, and anything not specifically for me is bad and wrong" 1264247
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below. 18850809
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the company doesn't exist anymore but the model is still in operation 010
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townLouise Hutt @saycheeselouise.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's critical to remember we have NO civics education in New Zealand. Ppl do not necessarily know how MMP works, how a coalition works, or how to best make their vote reflect their values The more you can make talking about politics normal and chill, the more ppl feel they're allowed to be curious 1115539
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 08/07/2025LA drivers when they are in a school zone with children present and their car is physically capable of driving beyond 60mph: 2169350
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026at some point i've got to write about what a weird experience it is being a on the millennial/gen z cusp. i remember all the millennial stuff, but my friends literally any amount younger than i am don't. i got to be a semi-adult for a little bit before 2020, but a lot of the people i'm around didn't 150
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townThe Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 29/09/2026I don’t get embarrassed by things that I’ve done, but I do with the places I’ve put commas in sentences I’ve written 2283
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[explaining plurality] so it's like there are a bunch of different people inside you [nodding] i get it. i'm plural on saturday and thursday nights 071
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townSarah Colonthree, unmoderated @sarah.northsky.social · 30/09/2026Did u know that if you shave your legs your legs will be smooth and you’ll have smooth legs 3402
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townAndrew Dickson @andrewdickson13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And then Chlöe Swarbrick wanders over and nicks their fucking cotton reel. Nice. If the real constraints are people, resources and productive capacity rather than a finite pile of NZ dollars, the familiar fiscal game gets much harder to perform. People can see the clown suit 2314
Reposted by mayor of sc*ry townKieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026Basically every show and movie I've ever seen my entire life has been like "Haha fraternities are rape training facilities" to the extent that I literally do not know what their *supposed* purpose is. 092
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026surely this guy is old enough to remember what happened to tpm when they entered c+s with national 020
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026car names are ridiculous. i just saw a range rover "defender". what are you defending from? eye contact with poor people? 020
mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i've been trying not to put too many expectations on it but tbh surgery is a hail mary that i might have a life where i don't constantly want to kill myself 130
