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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 3h

If only they'd stuck to the penis beaker story

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 20h

It’s been a year since I got my Katie & Callie tattoos? I miss cuddles

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Kylie @styla73.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

THIS IS MY WHY

Mike Hosking says "I will leave the country of a left wing government is elected."

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Oh Lorde caught the weeeeeirdesr urge getting into bed very late at night and that’s the idea of being accountable to some.. guy to get In safe. Brain went ‘TNOMAS!’ But really it’s missing cats

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

These might just be the greatest cheese toasties ibe ever made in my life!

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Q. How do you stop a cockney from insulting you? A. You cant. #popbitch

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Oh fuck, I forgot how the Beth thing was gonna hit different now

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Just started watching the Greta Gerwin ‘Little Women’ and felt like I’d accidentally put in disc 2 first by mistake but checking on Wikipedia says this is where it begins? Veeeeeeey discombobulating

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mythbri 🏳️‍🌈 @mythbri.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it’s probably the homophobia

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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 09/10/2026

This is a pretty crass ad from National, but also seems especially stupid given the portfolios they handed over to secure their current coalition — including the Deputy PM job share.

A Facebook ad from the National Party featuring an AI slop illustration where an exasperated Chris Hipkins is contending with child caricatures seeming to represent Chloë Swarbrick, Qiulae Wong and Rawiri Waititi. The children have speech bubbles saying, respectively, "I want Finance!", "I want Housing!" and "I want Justice!"

Hipkins' speech bubble says "Okay, okay, if you help me win I'll give you what you want."

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

An actual line of dialogue from the latest episode of Shortland Street: “he’s the CEO - he can’t be seen doing @bumwees.bsky.social in public!”

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The Wellingtonista @wellingtonista.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I would like to tip six zillion dollars to whomever is dancing to “ the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out” at Dreamgirls right now

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libertine hermit - ghoul mode @jondauthor.work · 07/10/2026

here's what we found on puss puss' now locked instagram: (1/82)

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.

, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.

As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Fuck the debates, kill the political culture, marry the Kiwibank sheep

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Wellington Pride Festival I Tū whakahīhī e Te Whanganui-ā-Tara @wellingtonpride.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Our friends at Wellington Pride Parade and the Frisky Events NZ are throwing us a party this Thursday for #GiveOUTDay - and you're invited (as long as you buy a ticket - it IS a fundraiser!) events.humanitix.com/over-the-rai...

Tickets still available for Over the Rainbow cocktail fundraiser party on GiveOUT Day - 5.30pm 8 October, plus a raffle with prizes from Floridita's, Frisky, Loretta, Mandatory and the Wellington Chocolate Factory. With the Pride Parade, Frisky and GiveOUT Day logos

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

(check the alt text, I knew what you meant :P )

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm not sure if I made it to the third one so maybe I will try giving them all a go while I wait impatiently for YAGA

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

but what if that leads you to thinking you should watch the sequels?

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Does anyone have a recommendation for a fortnightly cleaner in Thorndon, Wellington? Probably two hours a time, easy on what day/time it happens

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Gavin Shoebridge @kiwiev.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Crikey. Clifford grew up.

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Someone was talking about Fontaines at laneways or something so I went to listen to a song of theirs cos I didn’t know them and it turned out I already had one saved as a fav - and it was from hearing it there. I’m so old

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I know you have been reading the same things as me

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

hey has Ben learned how to read the Hansard yet or?

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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Get heaped, loser. Get absolutely tasked.

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You probably would have only seen her rushing out the cat door when you came over, but Katie was the absolute sweetest girl with me once she finally stopped being so afraid. Goodbye my little squeak, I love you. Thank you for trusting me and being so soft

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026

This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows

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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Boy it really grinds my gears that on top of having to pay $300 for sedation while I get a filling replaced, I also have to pay $88 to go in to talk about the sedation in advance when I've had it before. I would really, really, REALLY love to send all the PTSD bills to the person who gave it to me

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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nothing angers me more than when a rich person says they are happy to be taxed more and people say “why don’t you write a check to the government” motherfucker they want everyone in their tax bracket to also write a check to the government because that’s how maths works you fucking numpty.

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We used to party til we puked. Now we chew tums after dinner or sip peppermint tea

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I am pleased to know there are limits to my fandom. I won’t read this for example

Put me on your dinner plate, baby (and eat me up)
RubberDuckyDucky

Summary:
Shane is an aspiring cannibal and Ilya is a suicidal man. They meet on a website called
HumanelySourcedDelicacies.com and realize their desires can satisfied by each other.
this is a story about Shane consensually killing and cannibalizing llya

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Did not get a pash at Coven. Did get to motorboat some beautiful dancers so that’s not nothing!

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Mum; criticises how I spend my money Me: takes out another $50 to tip strippers when I remembered that

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Help, my neighbour - who is one of my most favourite people on the planet - didn’t cry at the end of episode 5 of my emotional support tv show - do I need to move?

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Wow it looks like SOMEBODY didn't learn anything from the 1997 episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where Willow accidentally unleashed a demon into the internet by scanning that page of a book

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Until I get paid employment, I may as well spend my time doing very important work like this, so please form an orderly line. Or find me paid employment. One or the other, choose wisely.

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is super cute! Sajoween theme this year is Under The Sea if you want to join us and cross stitch yourself an octopus costume

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Angel @acap42.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

New aspiration unlocked: living life in such a way that future archeologists label all my possessions "ritual object".

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What are your favourite fan fic and is it also the one where Ilya is a pet psychic? See you soon for bear hugs my honey

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Why is my phone showing me these two cursed images together?

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have done many very hard things today and think I should be allowed to… I dunno, cuddle a bear or something as a reward. Or maybe just lie in bed reading fic and crying? Okay

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