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André "Normal" Alessi

@andrealessi.bsky.social
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Philosophy PhD student at the University of Waikato (working on how regular people figure out when to trust experts) but I mainly joke about tech and cats. Former telco product manager, data guy and financial crime analyst. ko-fi.com/andrealessi

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J.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 1h
I resigned from the GIFCT Independent Advisory Committee in 2022, before it was cool. The only difference now is that they're not even bothering to pretend badly that GIFCT is independent or that it does anything meaningful. www.wired.com/story/indepe...
wired.com
Meta-Led Anti-Terrorism Group Faces Mass Resignation of Expert Advisers
Meta and other tech giants are pushing through structural changes at the Global Internet Forum to Counter Terrorism that outside researchers allege will weaken oversight of an already embattled consor...
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 1h
I am going to need for someone to buy me, specifically, that "If you talk to me about AI I will kill myself" t shirt. I cannot write my thesis under these conditions.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 2h
the market for petrol cars won't slowly disappear, like we'd always thought, it'll reach a tipping point in the near future then collapse entirely
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 4h
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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RPG Trader @rpgtrader.com · 6h
Oops! Still another 24 hours left to grab this 😂
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 3h
Depending on how expensive flour becomes, this could be the real life version of an infinite money glitch.
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 5h
I think that the hands-on AI alignment stuff that philosophy was into a few years ago sits in the same bucket as effective altruism, just war theory, etc: it works as public rationalisation for the actions of people whose own reasoning is not primarily moral in nature.
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Hagen Blix @hagenblix.bsky.social · 9h
@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social keeps talking about bringing back shame. I think "criminal corporate behavior must not be something you can simply price in and keep doing" is one structural equivalent that we seriously need
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm begging for socialists to add an ounce of electoralism to their politics.
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 7h
Unfortunate choice of images here.
A screenshot of a NZ Herald news alert about a woman's murder. The accompanying image is of Nicola Willis and David Seymour.
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Spencer Sunshine @transform6789.bsky.social · 9h
My “A Short History of Nazi-Satanism,” the first comprehensive overview of Nazi-Satanism, is finally out! Runs from the 1970s alliances b/t the Church of Satan & neo-Nazi groups thru today’s Order of Nine Angles and NVE. Link for PDF download. (captcha req) escholarship.org/uc/item/1f57...
image of 6 pentagrams around the text "A Short History of Nazi-Satanism - see link above"
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 20h
As a professor, most of what I do is log in to things
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 14h
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 12h
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 20h
I know that this is probably just interpersonal drama manifesting as petty manoeuvering, but still lol
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Andrew D Wilson @adw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Huh. That’s weird.” is the essence of being a scientist. When did that become a surprise to people?
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The most amazing thing is that this is like a page 29 story across the US
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The tweet that immediately came to mind:
We're a modest company with modest goals:
1: sell a quality product at a fair price
2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god
6:19 PM • Oct 21, 2014 • Twitter for iPhone
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wanted to add a company-required app to the ribbon in Outlook. Clicked on Settings and searched for "ribbon": no hits Clicked on Help and searched for "ribbon": no hits Clicked on CoPilot and asked how to add it: It gave me three different solutions, all incorrect
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes I like to retweet things because I know my followers will suffer ongoing psychic damage from them.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Nat Torkington @gnat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.rnz.co.nz/life/people/... Two great losses for RNZ: Susie and Mihi were top shelf talent.
rnz.co.nz
Saturday Morning host Susie Ferguson departs RNZ
The veteran broadcaster leaves after 16 years.
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
captain rational has a different idea
Steven Pinker
@sapinker Sep 13 
Worth watching: "It is not a genocide; it is a counterattack in a war."
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John Spen... 
(Screenshot of bill Maher looking constipated and bitchy next to an image of a smoking tower)
@SpencerG... • Sep 12
This should be pushed far and wide.
Watched in every college class in the U.S.
Thank you @billmaher The moral confusion is gross. "It is not a genocide, it is a counterattack in a war...Gaza equals ...
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finally, a good threads post
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's day three of the coverage of NZ's general election campaign and I'm already sick of it. Bring back the unruly travellers.
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Threads is intensely the median-voter platform
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This might be the wrong website to ask this, but we're discussing Just War Theory in class this week and I cannot reason myself out of the view that it's all post facto rationalisation to benefit leaders doing whatever they want. Am I being too cynical?
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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Volition is irrelevant. If the headline was "vicious dog breaks out of OpenAI office and bites man" there would be no question who was responsible. "But the dog is its own entity making its own choices!" Fuck off, either it's property you own or not, you can't have it both ways.
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's me. They're letting me run the country because I'm nice.
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If children had any political power, instead of being treated like property, we wouldn't be in such a mess. Exhibit A: Attacks on Critical Race Theory started in schools as "parents' rights" and book bans-- within 7 years, this morphed into an anti-DEI purge of adults in workplaces and academia.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/12/2024
realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube
political alignment chart with an “annoying to me personally” z-axis
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Stuart Palmer @spalm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"Fresh Butternut Pumpkin Whole".
"Fresh Butternut Pumpkin Whole" truncated to "Fresh Butt ... hole".
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
a bagged salad rotting in my produce drawer while i tend to my refrigerator bonsai
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Devin Curry @devinsanchezcurry.com · 28/09/2026
pub day! www.routledge.com/Introducing-...
routledge.com
Introducing Philosophy of Mind, Today
This coursebook introduces philosophy of mind as it is practiced in the third decade of the 21st century to a wide range of readers. It provides any interested student, researcher, or general reader—n...
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These people would not survive five minutes of cat ownership.
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Manisha Krishnan @manishakrishnan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
kind of obsessed with the fact that there's an AA-style support group called Dogs Anonymous for owners who don't want to publicly admit they can't stand their dogs. by @jasooooon.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/inside...
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Genuinely, upsettingly bad. I can enjoy a bad film, but this was ugly in a goofy, confusing way while trying to be deep, not remotely scary, and every single character seemed to be experiencing mundane reality for the first time (if their actions are anything to go by.)
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say DOGE has a government coverups problem
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Tim Welch @tfwelch.com · 28/09/2026
We're on a mission to map and catalog every tree in New Zealand, creating a complete digital record of its entire life. ALTO, the Aotearoa Long-term Tree Observatory, is over 6.2 millions trees strong and growing! Check out the Auckland release: alto.tfwelch.com
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm watching the new film based on a Konami horror game about a guy dealing with some bullshit, and honestly I don't understand why everyone says it was good.
Return to Silent Hill film poster
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't know if the court reporter who wrote this one up was trying to portray the police in the worst possible light, or if this was simply as bad as it sounds, but it's hard to read this and not think the jury must've misunderstood something. "Compliance punches" are not a special kind of punch.
rnz.co.nz
Police sergeant in court for allegedly injuring woman in Bay of Plenty cell
A woman who was punched in the head five times by a police officer while being held in custody said she was "fearing for her life".
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Come at me bro. I’m in Hell.
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are a graduate student in the humanities (construed as broadly as possible), what is the MOST EXCITING book published in the last five years to you? Please repost if you’re not a graduate student!
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Break The Printer - Break
Alt: Break The Printer - Break
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Parents be normal about school sports challenge: failed.
rnz.co.nz
Assault, racial abuse claims emerge after Tokoroa school rugby team’s ban
Weeks after a Tokoroa High rugby side was banned from its competition after a supposedly violent end to a match, fresh allegations of assault and racial abuse have emerged against the other team, St P...
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Pope reminds me of a version of Catholicism I knew growing up as a young man attending anti-war and anti-death penalty protests, where I met elderly Catholics who shared their version of faith with me. I learned that Catholicism was about love and mercy for the weak, the condemned, and the poor.
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can I be vulnerable for a second? I can never remember how many "grounds" are in the grounds ground paper so I just refer to it by mumbling "grounds" and connecting words over and over until someone nods or laughs.
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why don't they just get some faster horses.
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