John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026FCAD learning about SDSU mumpification in real time via comments was good radio 000
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026CTE from Naval Ordinance but it also jostled the folk song dendrites of his brain just so. 020
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Would anybody subscribe to my newsletter where I pay for Getty Images and then for $1.30 a month I send YOU one of their (excellent) pictures of various Hereford cattle. 020
Reposted by John TuckerEmo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I never signed a release 391001147
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They should have Nightbarber™️, the barber that’s at night. 001
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Look upon my works, ye Mickey Avalon, and despair! 000
Reposted by John TuckerJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation 2918473841
Reposted by John Tuckerventybones is an inherently spooky name imo @ventybones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Project Gutenberg just finished preserving your biography 29121
Reposted by John TuckerSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/09/2026Oski is the Free Safety 11438
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What is “And in the end, the lamp you take, is equal to the lamp you make” 110
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bobby? Bobby Eggers? Get your ol’ country ass over here, boy! Momma tells me you been out there to Hollywood, workin’ on an Olde English Romeo and Juliet so fucked-up it’s gonna make John Waters look like Miyazaki! 000
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The people must see Wayne Knight. They must know that a better world is possible (and a bruising, run-to-a-butt-and-cut, angry, diminutive rockman will lead us there). 000
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I was trimming my pomegranate tree and it made me wish Mary Oliver wrote a poem about how lewd and mean a pomegranate tree is. 010
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Hollering WITNESS ME while I take down two entire packages of the Trader Joe’s black sesame ice cream mochi things. 000
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I read it with students in a section of my course that focuses on speculative fiction and it’s always a text the students really get into. 131
Reposted by John TuckerLevi Weaver, but for baseball @threetwoeephus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Just watching my favorite normal sport 49617
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It’s apparently expensive grape season but I am not ready to be done with melon season. 000
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I saw him at the Greek once. Beautiful performer imo. Also he was intolerant of people walking around during the show in a way that was both heartening and a little nervous-making. 110
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Also an advanced stat 1 (times he took his helmet off on the sidelines, smiled, and offended all the dads with his incredibly youthful visage.) 020
Reposted by John TuckerScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Since Kansas and John Brown are in the discourse, I would encourage folks to read WEB Du Bois’ biography of Brown. It’s a heater. 8948184
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026@mattufford.bsky.social Started AP English classes today by forcing them to classify all the EPL goalkeepers as OCD Super Soldiers or Shifty Greaseballs and defend their reasoning. Really good opening activity, tbh. 000
Reposted by John TuckerMLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026An INCREDIBLE first pitch from Number_i 🤩 #Number_i #Number_i_Dodgers @number_i_offic 062
Reposted by John TuckerDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I absolutely hate it when I draw renewed scrutiny 822021126
Reposted by John Tuckerkim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 24/11/2024sometimes, late at night, I'll look up at the stars and wonder if you're also stealing lawn furniture. 8698139
Reposted by John TuckerBear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME 23838894
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026When a character is a drifter type and then they take a shower and immediately an appealing character wants to have sex with them, that’s called “Hoboning.” 000
Reposted by John TuckerMike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I can do all things through Christ who strengthens my big fat ass 1828214
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I just thought “being friends with me must hit so hard if you’re kinda stupid” but then I realized none of my friends are stupid so I guess they’re probably not having too good of a time tbh. 010
Reposted by John TuckerErik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 16/08/2026vizier grindset content that's like "stay lurkin boys #schemedup" 3529
Reposted by John TuckerJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/08/2026i would bet money he used ai to make this 63159339
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026They married their own cousins a lot, the kings. It led to some . . . stuff, skeletal-growth-wise. 010
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Every individual Brewer that comes to the plate it’s like “Well, this guy stinks. He can’t hit the ball past his own feet. Also the Brewers offense, collectively, has scored skixty frousand runs this month.” 000
Reposted by John TuckerBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Showed the boys Fury Road tonight, still convinced every time they’re all about to die on the chase back to the Citadel 193413
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Say no to a lockout becaus you KNOW you all want to feel happy when somebody gives Eric Lauer a big contract. 010
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026. . . why is Landon Knack warming up? I mean, WE for sure know but what if other people were curious. 000
Reposted by John TuckerThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/08/2026Newly Free Man Struggles To Readjust To Life Outside Having Penis Stuck In Hot Tub Jet theonion.com/newly-free-man-struggl… 1877158
