John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The recently DFA’d Pavin Smith is the MLB player I most resemble and for this reason the Kansas City Baseball Royals should sign him and teach him to play left field. 000
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 22/04/2026You’d think she would have heard about it sooner 010
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 08/04/2026You’ve done a pretty nice job tracking the near hip, Walt Weiss, and you appear to be wrapping up pretty well, but get helmet across and get your dadgum neck bowed! See what you hit! 000
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 06/03/2026The meta-joke here is that an AI-aided attempt to label the cow tools as metaphorical representations of various LLM models yielded a misaligned set of words and added arrows that make no sense. 000
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Tres cosas pueden suceder cuando se lanza la pelota, y dos de ellas son malas. Corre la pelota. 000
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 29/01/2026NYTimes does an entire article about this image without mentioning that the central grenade-launcher guy has made the strategic error of blowing out the crotch of his pants, allowing the Minnesota winter a direct point of tactical ingress to his penis and testicles. 122
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 14/01/2026It could honestly be full of irradiated cadmium and I would not care. 040
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I was (foolishly) trying to take pics of the sky absolutely chock-a-block with Canada and Snow Geese (to send to my birder brother) and unintentionally took a bunch of the greatest Kansas skyscapes ever captured. 010
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Trade Analyzer: get Zeev Buium by Michael Finewax 010
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I have watched this man who is barely my junior push a number of dirigible-speed throws “downfield” and honestly, as a dad 🎶SOL-DAR-ITY FOR-EEEEVVV-ERR🎶 010
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Friendship ended with “going to work” now “Yellowfin Croaker fishing” is my best friend. 010
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I put this prompt into ChatGPT, even uploaded a Kawhi reference photo, and after it asked 16 follow-up questions, here’s what it made: 000
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 03/09/2025They told us frequently that Teahen was gonna put it all together this season. 120
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Marx suggests one of capital’s primary deceptions is the idea that it frees the individual to consume and enjoy as he sees fit, when in reality this sort of “freedom” is enabled only by the oppressive reaping of the production and labor of the working class. Also, do you guys like my new hat. 140
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Fellas, this prime day don’t let your muscles remain insufficiently wrappled. 100
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 10/06/2025I was left unsupervised online and bought a band shirt 000
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 11/05/2025That’s right. Directly out of the mailbox and onto the fridge. 000
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 26/03/2025The pope almost died and yet his mastery of the hyper-Italian “this fuckin guy” point and chin wag when he sees some fuckin guy? Undiminished. 000
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 23/03/2025This and saying “Remember when they signed John Axford? Remember when Pedro Baez took four minutes between pitches? Remember Mat Latos? Did you know he had a cat named Cat Latos?” 000
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 05/01/2025You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? 000
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Everyone posting the big snowy boy has me thinking about Butcher’s Crossing again. You should read it. 000
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 26/11/2024@redford.bsky.social i.pinimg.com/736x/e9/a4/9... I literally hollered “Hell Yes” when I saw you announce Young Men and Fire for DRAB. 010
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 31/10/2024It might LOOK like the Japanese TV World Series feed is just celebrating the Dodgers victory, but that text actually warns people (in very emphatic language) not to go on Treinen’s Instagram. 010
John Tucker @johnwtucker.bsky.social · 26/10/2024@davidjroth.bsky.social I felt like you should see this if you haven’t 010
