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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
My parenting style in a photo:
Elf on the Shelf dressed as Billy the Puppet from Saw, perched on a duct tape roll in place of toilet paper, displaying a sign that reads, “I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.”
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Biden pardoned his son after all. So much for keeping his word.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Look if get nervous and wary about someone following 50 thousand accounts.... how can you even use this place or do you simply mute everyone in which instance there is zero reason to follow back. I get that you want name recognition for your band but that is not the way.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
ooh it's foggy and spooky out now
weather frog is in his yellow coat and hat waiting at a bus stop in the fog. it is 34 degrees f
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The criminal unjustly pardoned claims it wrong to pardoned. What nonsense.
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
If there were justice in the system, this dog turd would be in jail.
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Prosecutors Say D.C. Cop Was ‘Double Agent’ For Seditious Proud Boys Ahead of Jan. 6 The trial of Shane Lamond, accused of exchanging hundreds of text messages with the leader of the far-right group, began Monday in Washington. My report for HuffPost: www.huffpost.com/entry/prosec...
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Prosecutors Say D.C. Cop Was ‘Double Agent’ For Seditious Proud Boys Ahead of Jan. 6
The trial of Shane Lamond, accused of exchanging hundreds of text messages with the leader of the far-right group, began Monday in Washington.
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 03/12/2024
santa, the reindeer and the elves are the same species they just are ultraspecialized like bees or ants
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 02/12/2024
Not gonna lie: There's a nasty little part of me that would savor watching a Patel FBI come after Bill Barr.
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robgordon962.bsky.social @robgordon962.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Pink bloom on a burgundy iceberg rose 🌱
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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Mark Z. Jacobson @mzjacobson.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
90% of new US electricity capacity Jan-Sep 2024 from #WindWaterSolar Wind 2,626MW-10.95% Wat 213MW-0.89% Sol 18,635MW-77.7% WWS 89.5% Gas 1387MW-5.78% Bio 6MW-0.025% Nuc 1100MW-4.59% Oil 11MW-0.046% Oth 8MW-0.033% Tot 23986MW) environmentamerica.org/updates/90-o... @neumannjo.bsky.social
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90% of new electricity capacity in 2024 to date comes from renewables
Solar accounted for 78% of all new electricity generation capacity from January through September 2024
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/12/2024
I remember walking into a Target, seeing a bunch of locked up sundries, and walking back out again. I don't like being told I can't be trusted.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 30/11/2024
O wonderful son, that can so ’stonish a mother!
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I can hardly wait!
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Lydia Polgreen @polgreen.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Today I went for a hike and saw this Sequoia that has clearly seen a lot in its centuries of life and it helped me put some things in perspective.
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
🇬🇪👊Georgia 🔥🔥🔥
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Big Pharma is the only reason anyone still dies from HIV: “We have the means to eradicate AIDS as a threat to human life. Greed is keeping this from happening.”
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Big Pharma Is the Only Reason Anyone Still Dies From HIV
We have the means to eradicate AIDS as a threat to human life. Greed is keeping this from happening.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The 1970s. A man with a beard an long hair goes "oh God, I'm so freakin' neurotic. I'm insanely Jewish. I'm all sexually fucked up and I jack off all the time." Another man with a moustache and long hair walks into frame and says congratualtions, here's your Pulitzer Prize." The Jewish man looks surprised.
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Willow the Cat @wiillowthecat.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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Doll Tears 🏳️‍⚧️ @dolltears.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Me when someone recommends Arcane
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Fine, Economist, you win. Americans don’t have to pay for “absurdly generous benefits” if they can name the countries and dates of US troop deployments since 9/11 I’ll wait.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
a flash mob but instead of dancing they make you waffles
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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
My small hooms lost his headphones and if mew know anything about teenagers and der music mew know what a disaster dis is. So im helping da hooms look for dems as well as hiding from da small hoom meltdown 😬. Hope mew having a pawsome caturday. #Hedgewatch #Caturday
Ozzy a fluffy ginger and white cat climbs into a drawer.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
bsky is the wall and we’re all just spaghetti
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 30/11/2024
. The Three Stages of Life: 1. Olives are disgusting. 2. I don’t mind olives. 3. I must inhale all of the olives.
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Place where cat shouldn't be @catshouldnt.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
look at the element's walk
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 29/11/2024
. Good morning, Bluetopia! It snowed all afternoon yesterday here in Traverse City, Michigan, and all night. It’s still snowing this morning. This is a view of a tree in my back yard…
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Cravat クラバット🍷 @datcravat.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
back at it again at Birmingham MCM 👌
Photo of Datcravat's Artist Alley booth, with Datcravat poking her head out the middle. The table is covered in art prints and there is a small display of stickers and pins. The display itself is mostly pink and black. Cravat has brown hair and a fluffy hoodie on. Her hands are placed on the table excitedly and she is smiling at the camera.
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The US should have hanged the Confederate leaders. A LOT of the crap right now is a result of not following the LAW on that one.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/11/2024
The next week's weather has only one day that might (MIGHT) get above freezing and I have two thoughts about this 1. About goddamn time it's almost December 2. I am a precious delicate flower and now will not leave my house until March at least
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The pervasive belief among some progressives that the US Democratic Party has been somehow 'tacking to the right' for decades astounds me. It's like they've completely memory-holed everything they wouldn't like about Dems from the Clinton Era, and later all of Obama's compromise positions.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 29/11/2024
me eating leftover pie in the kitchen
Goya's "Saturn Devouring His Son"
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Bruce in his berry eating dome
A bird absolutely destroying a raspberry underneath their berry dome this birds name is Bruce and he is mostly green with yellow and blue a beautiful scene to behold animals  @FollowTheBirbs on birdapp
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 29/11/2024
Today’s fun word is “Backpfeifengesicht” (German). It means “a face that badly needs a slap.” We all know a few (or many) people who fit that description a little too well.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/11/2024
So far I tend to agree with this. Bluesky's corporate aims and goals are different than the user expectation for it, and no one company will make 23 million users 100% happy 100% of the time. But they've been good at communication and in giving users tools to create their own space. Tricky stuff.
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Shaye @ferretzone.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Outside with Winter
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Yair Wallach @yairwallach.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
To celebrate the ceasefire, I made stuffed cabbage (for the first time).
Stuffed cabbage
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/11/2024
In the US, please check out bookshop.org, which partners with local/indie bookstores. You can specify a store to support, otherwise the profit goes into a general pool distributed among participating booksellers. They're also here on Bluesky at @bookshop-org.bsky.social.
bookshop.org
Bookshop: Buy books online. Support local bookstores.
An online bookstore that financially supports local independent bookstores and gives back to the book community.
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Transit Maps @transitmap.net · 29/11/2024
Yep. No regrets!
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Black Friday: the day of One Million emails.
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Big Jesus Trashcan @bigjesustrashcan.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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Adrian Edmondson @adrianedmondson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Bizarre thing happened to me yesterday that my teenage self would not believe. I was playing at the gig to celebrate the life of the genius that was Neil Innes. Whilst waiting backstage to go on, Michael Palin sang the lumberjack song to me, in German.
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Angie Coiro @angiecoiro.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Bluesky won't be one big reunion of sane, hate-averse refugees forever. Everything changes - such is life. But at this moment I'm so glad for it - for the tone, the conviviality, and finding old friends one by one in this new place. Happy day of gratitude, everyone!
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Jim Aloisi @jimaloisi.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
This type of initiative is an example of why Boston should have significantly more power & agency in connection with the MBTA. One board member on a board of 9 is wholly inadequate. Governance structures matter. www.bostonglobe.com/2024/11/28/m...
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‘The people’s roof.’ Bus shelters get makeover with help from city and youth. - The Boston Globe
The roofs are one of the initiatives created under Mayor Michelle Wu’s Heat Plan and Boston’s Green New Deal.
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Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I did it
Turkey
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