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Hi brofur, I missed mew 🥹😻 #Hedgewatch

Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dats teen hoom seen off on his photography class trip to see some monkeys. Now to help da Muvver, yes I know im letting a cold draft in it’ll help mew cough 🙄 #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I went for a bit of a throwback dis meowning by following my teen hoom down da lane as he walked to da bus. I meowed if he wanted a mousie for break time but he said he already had a square bar 🤷‍♂️, mousie would have been tastier in my opinion 😹 #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Interesting spacey news pals, earth has a temporary second moon. While not visible with da naked eye mew might catch a glimpse of asteroid 2025 PN7 with a telescope 🔭 #AstronomerOz #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I got baking a little late today so here’s a pretzel to enjoy #KittyLoafMonday #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Muvver let me serenade mew with da song of my peeples. *clears throat* meow meeeoowww meeeoowww mew mew #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

And stay out tuxie intruder, dis my garden 😾! Muvver I have a boo boo 🥺 #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ahh Muvver hide me, Quasimodo is trying to deafen me 🙀. Muvver: no Oz it’s just the bell ringers practicing. Oz: dems scaring da mousies away 🙀😩 #caturday #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

#ThrowbackThursday to me helping my then small hoom with his work during da COVID lockdown era. Here we are looking for rude words in da dictionary ermm I mean looking at da definition of words for his English work 😬😹 #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Happy whiskers Wednesday pals, gib us a kiss 😽😹. #Hedgewatch #WhiskersWednesday

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My Muvver and TH are full of cold so I decided to deliver a medicinal mousie dis morning. Dad wouldn’t let me in to see da patients so I filleted it and left him the kidneys and intestines strategically placed right where he stands for a smoke. Mew welcome dad 😹 #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Evening pals 👋 my hoom nephew be fund raising for his rugby team and we really appreciate if mew could share da fund raiser far and wide gofund.me/e2c1b28ac. He’s been teach me da finer points of da game 😹 #Hedgewatch #SundayVibez

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Eww Muvver ders teen hoom pants in my rocket ship! Muvver: that’s because that’s the washing basket Oz 😄🙄 #Caturday #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Morning pals, remember to air out da floof ready for da weekend #JellyBellyFriday #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

#ThrowbackThursday to six years ago when I patiently listened to da den small hooms practise his reading. #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

We got da knot! 🙌 *singing ears* No more knotty botty, no more knotty botty woohoo 😹 #Hedgewatch #WhiskersWednesday

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My TH caught me spying on da squizzers in da church yard when he came home 😹 #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Morning pals, fancy a cuppa? I’m a tea expert but I’m not sure bout dis one Muvver got in her monthly tea box from Bird & Blend #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Happy Sunday pals. I allowed Muvver to get half da knot out today before I reached my limit and became a shark *chomp*. Now I’m saying sorry by making her laugh with my octopus impression 😹 #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Afternoon pals, I’m holding Muvvers jigsaw to ransom 😹. She tried to get my knot out with some knotty botty spray and a new dematting brush but it didn’t do anything but piss me off 🙈. So now no jiggysaw for mew muvver *humph* 😤 #Hedgewatch #caturday

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Some paw has a knotty botty and there was an *ahem* disagreement about how to deal with it. Muvver tried brushing it out and I tried to slice and dice her 😬. Needless to say neither of us is talking to each other at da moment, not even treat bribery helped 🙈😹 #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Rest in peace Uncle Mowgli 🥺. Mew is reunited with mew brother Uncle Baloo, tell my sisfur I miss her 🌈. My poor grandmuvver kittyless now #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Henlo and welcomes to Ozzy’s BnB, will mew be wanting brekkie in bed? #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Da hooms just had sossidge sammidges for dinner and only dad didn’t offer me a piece of sossidge. Guess whose getting da side eye 😹 #hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

A very kind delivery man bought me a new pack of knock off lick e lix’s so it would be rude not to taste test one 😹 #caturday #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My brofur is home and now it’s da weekend so back to da fun times. Have mew got a golden sardine TH? I’ll trade mew for some tokens 😹 #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Is it home time for teen hoom yet Muvver? Not for another 4 hours? 😩 think I’ll go for a snooze #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It’s da last day of da holidays and neither of us are pleased about it (can mew tell? 😹). We’z having some brofur time watching cartoons. What mew up to today pals? #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Excuse me! 🫪 My house seems to be turning into an air bnb for everyone floof, spike and feather in da neighbourhood. Gonna start charging at dis rate 🙄😹 #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Muvver wouldn’t buy me more nip as apparently “we have plenty at home” 🙄. So I’ve taken matters into my own paws and got myself a job, as mew can see I’m thrilled to be a working paw 😹 #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

We had another cracking storm earlier with moody skies over da church and da gargoyles doing der jobs purrfectly. I hid in da bushes den made a mad dash for da door in between sky booms 😹 #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

It’s turned pretty wet out der again dis evening so I’ve come in for a snoozle, upside down of course 😹 #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Oi dats my house, stash mew nut somewhere else mew cheeky squizzer! 😹 #Hedgewatch #caturday

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

We had a cracker of a thunderstorm here last night. I was hiding under da covers while Muvver and teen hoom enjoyed da light show. Look at how bright it got with each jolt of lightening and dis was at midnight 🙀 (see da 2nd post for piccie) #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Muvver da skies be angry again ⛈️ , do mew think it’s because deaded a birb?! I’z sowwy, I’ll never do it again honest 🥺 #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The skies angry today so I’m pestering, sorry I mean helping Muvver with her jigsaw 😹 #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Henlo pals, mew miss me? I’z been on house arrest during da day since Sunday while da neighbours on both sides were busy moving. Bye bye stinky doggies, smell mew later 👋 😹 #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

It’s all going on in da garden today. Der be a hoggie in my house in da wee hours of da morning and some late fledglings in da hedge #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I’z helping with a prompt for muvvers readathon, a pet pick. Hmmm I pick dis one 😹 #catchatbookclub #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

My brofurs home 😻 I wasted no time getting in da way 😹 #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Happy #Whiskerswednesday pals. I’m enjoying some good chin scritchems from da Muvver 😻 #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I’ve huffed and puffed, thrown a tantrum and stared at da pawrents like dis for ages and I still haven’t got my teen hoom back. Muvver says he’s staying at Nanny’s house for a few days and to enjoy the peace but how am I supposed to get up to mischief alone 🥺 #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

We’z got rain, glorious cool rain 🙌. I sat out in it just enjoying da cool drops but now I need an extensive licky baff. #Hedgewatch #tonguesouttuesday

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Muvver says how’s she supposed to concentrate on her book when I’m being this cute? Dats not my problem 😹 #Hedgewatch #Catchatbookclub

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

A caturday spent mousing means a caturday night spent snoozing 💤 #Caturday #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I just trying to read mew book brofur, it looks interesting but I can’t open it without thumbs. Ohh thank mew, hmm on second thoughts I’z not so interested now bye 😹 #Catchatbookclub #Hedgewatch

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Ozzy @jellyozzy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Getting ready for da weekend with some loon care yoga. Muvver wasn’t sure whether to post dez as dey seem a little X rated 😹 #Hedgewatch

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