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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 22h
Finally, a space where your AI agents can collaborate with other AI agents while you search for potable water and a way to pay your electric bill.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 22h
Tech bro music understander.
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Katie @staunchcharacter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👇🏻 THIS. Get off X and Meta. FFS, quit upholding platforms of white supremacy.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 30/09/2026
Wow, this seems like a great way for them to lose money faster.
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LMFAO the official America.gov AI website uses a Chinese open source model
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT
I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 29/09/2026
It’ll be difficult to find something more.. “less than smart” than this WH Accord on “self regulating super intelligence”.
White House Accord on Super Intelligence
Joint Commitment on Frontier Responsibilities
In order to build a positive future for the American people and the world, we believe every company is responsible for developing its own technology safely and in a way that builds trust with customers and the public.
This starts with every company that is training and deploying frontier models having robust internal processes and controls to ensure that their technology behaves as intended and that any issues are promptly identified and resolved. Therefore, in addition to any other precautions, we believe each company should implement the following four layers of controls and audits:
(1) Implement robust internal controls to monitor the capabilities and alignment of its models during training and deployment around areas like cybersecurity, biosecurity, and chemical threats, and to ensure that its models do not hack or access technical systems in unintended ways.
2) Empower an internal team to ensure all of the controls, monitoring, and detection are operating as intended, and that any issues are remediated.
(3) Partner with an independent external auditor or evaluator to carry out independent assessments of whether the controls, monitoring, and detection are operating as intended.
(4) Designate an independent committee of the board of directors to oversee and receive reports from the teams operating the controls and the intemal and external auditors and evaluators, as well as to ensure any issues identified are remediated.
Together, these steps will give each company, its customers, and the public confidence that the technology is operating as intended.
The participating companies will meet regularly to establish standards and best practices to improve the safety of their systems.
Over time, it may make sense to codify these steps into laws or regulations. Regardless of whether this is required of companies, we believe that implementing these controls and audits is critical to en…Sundar Picha
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 29/09/2026
Oh FFS. No.
nytimes.com
Is Claude Conscious? Inside Anthropic’s Quest to Instill Morality Into Its A.I. Models (Gift Article)
In a series of private meetings, the company consulted religious scholars to help instill morality into its A.I. models — and make the case that Claude could be conscious.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
kiesha [@kiesha9i]   

LIFE WITH A DOG IS 90% FOLLOWING EACH OTHER TO CHECK OUT WHO'S CHEWING WHAT.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 29/09/2026
I must remind you that it is time for breakfast.
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DBdant @dbdant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also ...
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 29/09/2026
Wait, Madonna won the VMA Artist of the Year? What year?
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 28/09/2026
I coulda told you that without looking.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
It really doesn't make sense to attribute those job losses to AI-the-technology, because if that were the case we'd be observing AI outputs displacing conventional entertainment products, and they're clearly not. Rather, the impact of AI is that AI-the-business is crowding out other investment.
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Drillary Clinton @robinaubrecht.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would also like to know this. It’s flat out ridiculous at this point. Are our memories really that short??
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Albertans with Canadian flags attached to their car in 2026 and Albertans with Canadian flags attached to their car in 2021 are completely non-overlapping groups.
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
can we get some a.i. to pick plastic out of the ocean or do all the robots need to be screenwriters?
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 27/09/2026
Alright, stop what you’re doin.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 27/09/2026
I listen to music constantly including country. I’ve never heard this and I’ve never heard of her. I don’t find the song particularly engaging.
rollingstone.com
What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard 'Choosin' Texas'
Claiming to have never heard Ella Langley's record-setting country song 'Choosin' Texas' is similar to saying, 'I listen to anything but country.'
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/09/2026
Wow - a haggard-sounded Blanche crashes & burns RADDATZ: Trump said nothing about natl security when announcing this ban & clearly you're very interested in what the press says B: What they say is exactly the issue when it comes to natl security R: Give an example B: You cannot be asking that!
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 27/09/2026
This childish developer’s obsession with monetizing public land is tiresome.
washingtonpost.com
Trump administration considers building baseball park in Grand Teton National Park
Major League Baseball contacted the administration about hosting a game in a national park, with an agency official scouting Grand Teton as a possible location.
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The City Reporter @thecityreporter.nyc · 27/09/2026
For New Yorkers who voted on Primary Day, you might already know who’s on your ballot. But before you set off to collect that “I Voted” sticker — do you know what else is on your ballot?
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What to Know About NYC’s 5 Ballot Proposals Ahead of Election Day
New York voters will answer five questions in November’s general election.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 27/09/2026
Let them (not) cook.
foxbusiness.com
E. coli outbreak linked to raw milk cheese leads to 13 illnesses and eight hospitalizations across the US: FDA
Eight people have been hospitalized as the FDA investigates contamination in Sierra Nevada Graziers cheddar and jack cheese varieties.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 26/09/2026
I wish I'd been so much less responsible when I was younger.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 26/09/2026
I'm not at all sure he understands how fraud works.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 26/09/2026
Unpopular opinions: there are professions where a M-F 9-5 schedule just isn't practical because that is also when the people you want to be in business for also tend to be working. Veterinary medicine is one of those fields.
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Ben Penn @benjaminpenn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SCOOP: FBI removes two veteran counterterrorism leaders over frustrations from Stephen & Katie Miller that they hadn't made progress in probing allegedly threatening phone calls Katie received news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
news.bloomberglaw.com
FBI Ousts Officials Probing Threats to Stephen Miller’s Family
FBI leadership removed two counterterrorism leaders due to dissatisfaction with their investigation of allegedly threatening phone calls made to senior White House aide Stephen Miller’s wife, said thr...
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 26/09/2026
All this to curry favor with a small, aging group of people who long for the days of slavery.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 26/09/2026
What about the threat of chaos and death tho?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Susan Collins is always horrified by the predictable results of her own vote, which means Mainers who genuinely care about Susan Collins should elect Troy Jackson as he won’t vote for things that wind up upsetting Susan Collins, unlike Susan Collins
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 26/09/2026
wsj.com
Exclusive | RFK Jr.’s Enhanced Security Was Funded With Money From Minority Health Office
The cost of the health secretary’s security grew from roughly $10 million in fiscal year 2025 to $17 million in fiscal year 2026.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They warned us Mamdani would impose Sharia law. Instead, he unleashed the real threat: line dancing in Bryant Park.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 26/09/2026
Asking the important questions.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 26/09/2026
When your halal cart guy spends too much time on ChatGPT.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 26/09/2026
Drinking iced coffee at an interview with me would be weird because most of them take place in bars.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every single one of these people view their government appointments as an opportunity to promote themselves and make money grifting while we pay them to do it.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 26/09/2026
I really want my commuter bus back and not my hybrid commuter/hotel bus.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 26/09/2026
I left Twitter just after Musk bought it and all Meta platforms shortly thereafter. Don’t wait for it to be you. Leave. Take your stream of monetizable data with you. Deprive them of your attention. It’s easier than you think.
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Lex Roman @lexroman.com · 25/09/2026
Watch what you post because Threads just might pretend you're the guy who masturbated on the plane. What just happened to Peter Shankman is a warning for all of us using Meta products.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You literally have a beverage in your bio. You have decided that drinking IPAs is an integral part of your personality, above even soccer refereeing. I have an iced coffee in my hand at all times, including during sex, and it's still not in my bio
Their bio: Dad, husband. IPAs. Soccer referee, trail runner, mountain biker. Veteran.
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vantazach @vantazach.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
interview this morning. wish me luck
a baseball-style plastic hat with two Miller Lite cans mounted on it and connected by a tube to make a straw
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Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think something to consider here is that Collins voted to confirm Russ Vought as OMB Director despite the fact that he said a billion times that he thought Trump had a constitutional right to illegally impound funds, and now she’s doing shocked Pikachu reactions.
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Without warning or consultation, Congress just received an $810 million package of pocket rescissions from the Administration. This is the most recent attempt by this Office of Management and Budget (OMB) to undermine Congress's Constitutional power of the purse.
This move shows that OMB intentionally withheld these funds for months to execute this unlawful cancellation of appropriations that were approved on a bipartisan basis and signed into law.Not only is the delay itself an impoundment that was not reported to Congress, but also it is a usurpation of Congress's appropriations powers.
OMB is an agency of the executive branch. It does not get to decide which programs are worth funding.
The independent Government Accountability Office has concluded that pocket rescissions are unlawful and not permitted by the Impoundment Control Act. Any effort to rescind appropriated funds without congressional approval is a clear violation of the law.
I will work with my colleagues to address these illegal actions.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 26/09/2026
Or what?
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Polymarket @Polymarket • 2d
JUST IN: Looksmaxxer, Clavicular, mogged by "Chad" judge in Miami court hearing.
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Michael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every. F*cking. Time. The. Same. Story. Make a big fraud claim that doesn't hold up on inspection. The goal is to create doubt, not provide truth www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/u...
nytimes.com
From 15,000 to 185 to Zero: Trump’s Claims of Illegal Voting in Nevada Fizzle
It was the Trump administration’s latest stumble in its effort to find proof of widespread noncitizen voting, despite decades of evidence that it is extremely rare.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump makes big promises while his incompetence delivers misery. bsky.app/profile/ronf...
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A meme featuring text at the top: "Macklemore is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon". Below the text, Benjamin Netanyahu stands at a lectern at the United Nations General Assembly speaking into microphones against a green marble background.
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BREAKING: Ukraine has hit one of Russia’s largest refineries:
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 25/09/2026
It’s nice when good things happen to good people.
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