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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I haven't looked forward to a superhero movie this much in a long time
A sign for a public toilet in Japan 'Toiletman'
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Time to sit down
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We'll probably never know for sure what happened to my friend Gary, but this was the last video he uploaded
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
H.M. Government,
Public Service Film No. 42
Para. 6. 'How Not to be Seen'

Monty Python sketch screenshot
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Toga
Are you doing toe yoga?
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unfortunately my bum has gone rogue and done a massive poo on the neighbour's lawn
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whenever Poochie's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, Where's Poochie?
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As if I needed another reason to dislike Jesse Mulligan
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Iced coffee at a job interview you say youtu.be/UcJkLGKl-dU?...
youtu.be
Trainspotting - Spud's job interview - WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
YouTube video by Asle Knudsen
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They tried to rescue him earlier but he still had some beers left
News / World26 September 2026, 12:19pm

Aussie man lost at sea for a month rescued after drinking his last beer
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a beautiful world, we should destroy it for short term personal gain
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm bringing sweaty back
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All this time I had no idea that's how you say Macklemore
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jackson Lamb (Gary Oldman), Slow Horses
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jeff Goldblum's Iconic Jurassic Park Quote
Alt: Jeff Goldblum's Jurassic Park Quote Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should.
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me turning up to a meeting with several cans of Pledge
Sign - The Polish Association in N.Z. (inc.) Ph. 389-8293
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh man, I thought they liked watching
Written in chalk on the footpath
'STOP POOING HERE WE ARE WATCHING YOU 
DIRTY'
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is that a name or a description
Helen Bland Art
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't know anything about this business but it just says 'John's Lying' to me
A company van for something called Johns Lyng
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Got my vote
A sketch of BooBs! on a wall
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've got an apparently inexhaustible supply they can have for $20 million
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don't think of them as crocodiles, think of them as motivation
BBC headline - River home to 500 crocodiles chosen as Olympic rowing venue
Photo of saltwater crocodile
GETTY Images
Saltwater crocodiles are the largest reptiles on the planet
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It really doesn't look big enough for all that stuff though
Headline - Trump says proposed triumphal arch will double as military complex with snipers and drones
Logan Schiciano and Sunlen Serfaty forCNN
Photo - Trump holding a small arch in his tiny hand
Kevin Dietsch / GETTY IMAGES NORTH AMERICA / Getty Images via AFP
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New Zealand's triumphal arch will just be giant rugby goalposts
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When does Wellington get a Triumphal Arch
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The election was rigged
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wonder if we'll see a reappearance of this sign during the election campaign
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Hello, yes, I have something very important to tell you"
A cute golden retriever named Mabel is poking her nose under a gate to receive scritches
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My car is EXTREMELY LOUD, this makes me important and cool and manly
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just remembering the time I babysat my neighbour's kid once and he immediately took me into the bedroom to show me his father's collection of porn mags, which he referred to as "Daddy's dirties"
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Finally, an affordable house
A house drawn on a wall
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't get it
A Green Party election poster but on it has been written 'The letter O leeps (sic) over a building in a single bound'
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sergeants now required to inspect the troops erections every morning
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's really so the bombers know where to target
Headline - Trump told arch must have 'eternal flame' to warn aircraft
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Erotic Adventures of Dicky Lager, Journalist at Large
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The person who's been "updating" the local NZ First candidate sign are trying, first they spelt fascist 'facist' now it's 'fasist' so maybe next time
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Thesopranos Death
ALT: Thesopranos Death
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Still amazed this is a real company
A business genuinely called Butt Drilling
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You don't see two men carrying a large pane of glass across a road only to be smashed in a car chase anymore, because of woke
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New White House press secretary announced
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Even better than Man Getting Hit By Football
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've always wanted to visit Mousehole
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What he means is more than 30% of Labour MPs are going to vote Labour
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's Tetris except all the blocks are white
Kotaku headline
 Tetris Distances Itself From Racist White House Clone: ‘We Take Copyright Infringement Very Seriously’
 
Copyright Tetris Trump

By Ethan Gach Published September 4, 2026 

Photo of Tetris creator and owners Alexey Pajitnov and Henk Rogers
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Well done to the Waratahs
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We're out of water, is pepsi okay
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Must be hard to play golf when you can't drive
Tiger Woods loses driver's licence for five years in plea deal, avoids jail time
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It was one of those naturally occurring car bombs
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Jesus got his hair done
A pamphlet from the Jehovah's Witnesses with a picture of fashionable Jesus with short hair
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Mal Function @mister-fishy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Somebody is definitely going to stick it up their bum
Dyson has built a toothbrush with a camera in it, for $499
September 1, 2026 - 2:19 pm
The Dyson CameraJet, the company’s first electric toothbrush, shown in two colourways.
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