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John Sibley

@johnsibley.com
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OnlyFlans influencer, broader than Broadway. Occasional animal rescuer. IATSE One.

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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 8h
I’m not entirely comfortable with this as an official communication from the Democratic Party. Just old?
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 02/10/2026
BMW Goatse. The internet has ruined me.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 29/09/2026
I must remind you that it is time for breakfast.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 27/09/2026
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 26/09/2026
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 26/09/2026
Asking the important questions.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 26/09/2026
When your halal cart guy spends too much time on ChatGPT.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 19/09/2026
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 19/09/2026
The lymphoma that killed him turbo-charged his affection and he had a few wonderful months of loving and being loved. Even when his body was near total failure he loved being picked up and you could hear and feel his motor run. He was still purring last night in my arms when the propofol
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 19/09/2026
He matured into the most inquisitive, affectionate, prickly, giant personality pain in the asses I've ever loved. A few years ago he came down with two kinds of skin cancer and although it made him look a little funny, it never even slowed him down.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 19/09/2026
terms and I never got up to leave. He grew more affectionate and less violent over time. He ADORED sleeping in the bed with his people (as long as no one rolled over in the middle of the night) but we couldn't do it very often because he purred SO LOUDLY at night.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 19/09/2026
defenseless guy like that back outside, so we gave him a shot indoors. For weeks he claimed a section of the kitchen counter as his exclusive kingdom. He would spend the day there, swiping at any person or animal who wandered by. One day I got the shock of my life when I was couch napping and woke
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 19/09/2026
All of the animals we spend our lives with are special. OB was also a legend. He showed up in my in-laws backyard nine years ago with his mouth rotting out, avoiding people, seemingly feral. We trapped him and took him for full tooth extraction surgery, discovered he was FIV positive. Can't put a
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 19/09/2026
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 16/09/2026
Holy Jesus this is a terrible idea in this now-deleted post from the head of trust and safety.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 13/09/2026
Bodega cat on duty.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 12/09/2026
They took my bodega away from me. It’s dirty. I know it’s dirty. That’s why it’s cheap.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 12/09/2026
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 10/09/2026
This is a grocery store what the fuck.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 09/09/2026
The computer told me to is pretty par for that course, yes.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 09/09/2026
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 02/09/2026
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 30/08/2026
Just picked up 3 12oz cans of the food my dog needs to live. I really feel like they should’ve thrown in some free lube.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 22/08/2026
ConEd gives no fucks.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 22/08/2026
Does the AI cook the food too?
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 18/08/2026
I’m in a really great hotel if you have fond memories of prison.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 15/08/2026
A story in 4 panels.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 13/08/2026
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 07/08/2026
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 05/08/2026
When you forget to change to your alt account.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 05/08/2026
That sounds like a terrible fucking idea, sign posted on a light pole.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 02/08/2026
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 02/08/2026
What have we become?
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 02/08/2026
Holy crap this Max Miller public document Dropbox is one of the worst political ideas I have seen in a very long time. He thinks this will help?
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 02/08/2026
This deal has the best edges. No one has ever seen edges like this before.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 01/08/2026
My feral is thinking about eating me.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 29/07/2026
Yay… big tobacco?
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 28/07/2026
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 25/07/2026
Real or AI?
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 24/07/2026
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 24/07/2026
Update.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 23/07/2026
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 23/07/2026
It’s pretty.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 23/07/2026
It’s… it’s so beautiful.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 21/07/2026
If anyone is in the New York area I currently have a roughly cat-shaped space alien available for adoption.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 21/07/2026
I only come to Staples for the expired food in the bargain bins and the dongs.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 21/07/2026
It’s been nice knowing all of you.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 21/07/2026
Let’s go.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 20/07/2026
When she’s a half hour into trazodone and chill and she gives you this look.
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 20/07/2026
Falling knife alert.
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