John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 8hI’m not entirely comfortable with this as an official communication from the Democratic Party. Just old? 000
John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 26/09/2026When your halal cart guy spends too much time on ChatGPT. 010
John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 19/09/2026The lymphoma that killed him turbo-charged his affection and he had a few wonderful months of loving and being loved. Even when his body was near total failure he loved being picked up and you could hear and feel his motor run. He was still purring last night in my arms when the propofol 100
John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 19/09/2026He matured into the most inquisitive, affectionate, prickly, giant personality pain in the asses I've ever loved. A few years ago he came down with two kinds of skin cancer and although it made him look a little funny, it never even slowed him down. 100
John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 19/09/2026terms and I never got up to leave. He grew more affectionate and less violent over time. He ADORED sleeping in the bed with his people (as long as no one rolled over in the middle of the night) but we couldn't do it very often because he purred SO LOUDLY at night. 100
John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 19/09/2026defenseless guy like that back outside, so we gave him a shot indoors. For weeks he claimed a section of the kitchen counter as his exclusive kingdom. He would spend the day there, swiping at any person or animal who wandered by. One day I got the shock of my life when I was couch napping and woke 100
John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 19/09/2026All of the animals we spend our lives with are special. OB was also a legend. He showed up in my in-laws backyard nine years ago with his mouth rotting out, avoiding people, seemingly feral. We trapped him and took him for full tooth extraction surgery, discovered he was FIV positive. Can't put a 100
John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 16/09/2026Holy Jesus this is a terrible idea in this now-deleted post from the head of trust and safety. 100
John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 12/09/2026They took my bodega away from me. It’s dirty. I know it’s dirty. That’s why it’s cheap. 110
John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 09/09/2026The computer told me to is pretty par for that course, yes. 000
John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 30/08/2026Just picked up 3 12oz cans of the food my dog needs to live. I really feel like they should’ve thrown in some free lube. 100
John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 18/08/2026I’m in a really great hotel if you have fond memories of prison. 011
John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 05/08/2026That sounds like a terrible fucking idea, sign posted on a light pole. 000
John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 02/08/2026Holy crap this Max Miller public document Dropbox is one of the worst political ideas I have seen in a very long time. He thinks this will help? 330
John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 02/08/2026This deal has the best edges. No one has ever seen edges like this before. 000
John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 21/07/2026If anyone is in the New York area I currently have a roughly cat-shaped space alien available for adoption. 021
John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 21/07/2026I only come to Staples for the expired food in the bargain bins and the dongs. 210
John Sibley @johnsibley.com · 20/07/2026When she’s a half hour into trazodone and chill and she gives you this look. 110