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John Mortell

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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 26/09/2026
not often I'd recommend a 25-post thread, but:
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Robin Wigglesworth @robinwigglesworth.ft.com · 18/09/2026
‘Greek finance minister encourages Germany to implement reforms’ www.ft.com/content/7a28...
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Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
ALT: Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
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Tony - Pod Guy - Groves @tonygroves.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If an Irish newspaper doesn’t run a “Senior Orangeman Calls For A United Ireland” headline, then the newspapers are dead.
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I drew a comic strip.
a comic strip. The first panel shows a goblin in a long coat approaching a guard. The second panel has the goblin saying "we're just normal men!". The third panel has the guard replying "what do you mean normal men?". The fourth panel shows both the goblin in the coat and the guard. The coat is beginning to open to show many goblins within. The guard looks suspicious and a goblin emerging from the coat is saying "We're just innocent men!"
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Dan Voltaire @dominustempori.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Transformed the image into a fake Stephen King 'Cujo' book cover.
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Zombear is a zombie bear mascot from Otaru, in Hokkaido, who swings his intestines around.
Standing on a stage, a blue bear mascot with a tongue hanging out of its bloody mouth holds a string of intestines.
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 26/08/2026
Worryingly high chance that the BBC are right now checking in with JK Rowling on her thoughts on the Rocky Horror Picture Show
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A very positive sign that, nearly a year after Kirk's death, many if not most of the people punished for speaking truthfully about him have won legal cases against their former employees and compensation. Again, panicked compliance with Trumpism has only *cost* institutions.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Clacton.
Statue of Queen Victoria with binhead
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🌼 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/stuck-in-rut-94656748
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 02/04/2025
In the Beano this week meet… Absolute Bananaman!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/08/2026
the not so hidden secret of the anti-anti-Trump punditry complex is that your random facebook uncle posting slight variations on “orange man bad” has been more insightful and correct for the entirety of the Trump era than every last one of them
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 06/08/2026
I somehow expect that prediction markets might not permit wagering on the life expectancy of CEOs. Call it a hunch.
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Patrick W. Reed @patrickwreed.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wrestling is fantastic, because you can find a photo like this and in all honesty you can say, "yes, this depicts two men who both had trade meetings with Fidel Castro against the wishes of their governments".
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
No longer content with pillaging intellectual work and dismembering our environment (already critically weakened), AI companies are now hellbent on destroying books galore including rare editions. Shut down these nefarious enterprises already.
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AI labs buy, scan, shred millions of rare books
If you have retreated to physical books because the internet is too full of AI slop, bad news — now they’re shredding the books to feed their AI slop machines.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 24/07/2026
You ever think about how all this is happening after Orban lost in Hungary
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 19/07/2026
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
TORONTO STAR
BOOK REVIEW
Sylvia Plath, a New York vigilante and Shah of Iran featured in latest historical fiction
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Steve Baxi @stevebaxi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If you line up your DC Finests in order, Batman gets real depressed
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sumosoul.bsky.social @sumosoul.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Day2 M1 Fujinokawa 0-1 (L) Yz Ōnosato 0-1 (R) Pressure builds quickly on a yokozuna, so Ō needs to win this. Fujinowaka has won their only matchup so far, in March #nagoyabasho2026
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
From a historical perspective, it's very, very unusual for the EU Commission to argue for a narrow interpretation of the EU's external trade powers (the "common commercial policy"). Frankly, this looks like a political intervention by fans of the Israeli government, not a legal analysis.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
functionally every single person on earth was seeing a night sky with brighter and clearer stars than basically anyone on earth can see today, until about 150 years ago, due to light pollution.
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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Part of me would like to sit these people down in front of the episode of Blackadder the Third that satirises the concept of the satirical candidate and ask how this can be a malaise of modern Britain when it was commonplace enough to be the butt of mainstream popular comedy nearly four decades ago.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
NY Tmes exec editor Joe Kahn said in 2024 that the issue of democracy's survival was not a top priority in his newsroom's coverage. Now Trump is sending federal agents to NYT reporters' homes to deliver subpoenas over coverage he doesn't like. I wonder if democracy is a priority for Joe now.
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James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I find the story of Hegelochus unreasonably funny. Imagine dying and the only trace of you millennia later is the time you accidentally said you saw a weasel in a tragic play in front of a packed audience, because people mocked you about it for centuries. (Thread for ease)
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Hegelochus: The Ancient Greek Actor We Only Know About Because He Really, Really Fluffed Up His Line
Around 400 BCE, Hegelochus really messed up his line. We only know about the actor because he was mocked about it for centuries.
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Sonia Silva ❤️ @vallygirl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The complete elimination of Meta would yield unambiguous, far reaching benefits for global society.
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24Hours Ukraine @24hoursukraine.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
🇺🇸President Trump, looks like this one’s for you.😅😁 🇧🇪 Belgian PM Bart De Wever: “We’re providing €70 billion in military support to Ukraine. That’s a strong red card for Putin—and you can’t take a red card back.”
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Jana Zikmundova @jzk55.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#OTD #RedDevils #Belgium🇧🇪
Dessin dans le style du peintre belge René Magritte
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Will Cooling @willcooling.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not often you can say that there's too much good news
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Zac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Pictures from a friend of mine who works on a crab-fishing boat off the coast of Newfoundland. I love the nightmare crab door.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
to summarise my thread: 1) Balogun can't serve a suspension if FIFA say he isn't suspended 2) Belgium (or ANY future oppo) can, and likely will, appeal to CAS if he plays any games 3) That would likely cause the US to forfeit ANY game he plays in from now. Even retroactively. 4) LOL. Possibly LMAO.
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John Cotter @drjohncotter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
“President Infantino, we’ve got the King of Belgium on line 1, the Prime Minister of Belgium on line 2, the Minister-Presidents of Flanders, Wallonia, and the Brussels Capital Region on lines 3, 4, and 5 respectively, and the Minister-President of the German-Speaking Community of Belgium on line 6.”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Aesop: I TOLD YOU
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"They did it for free. It was a passion project."
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Come with me and you'll be / in a world of abject exploitation
Netflix Recreates Gene Wilder’s Voice Using AI As Streamer Sets Premiere Date For Willy Wonka Reality Series ‘The Golden Ticket’
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timoconnorbl.bsky.social @timoconnorbl.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Good.
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John Mortell @johnmortell.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
@theonion.com remaining the paper of record
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Karen Dalton Beninato @kbeninato.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The pool was the color of television, tuned to a dead democracy. h/t @greatdismal.bsky.social
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I love that episstolary story about a haunted port-o-potty, The Diarrhea House.
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Igor Sushko @igorsushko.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
💥 Glorious oil storage tank explosion at the Moscow Refinery.
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Will Cooling @willcooling.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
All but point 5 are reasonable. Its obviously better to use your real name online, but there's many good reasons why people would rather not & we should respect that I'd add phone/computer OS developer adds global usage management tools & requirement to occassionally watch public service broadcasts
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Alternatively, the Beeb has a plausible Doctor Who monster from the 90s who never featured on the show (because he debuted between cancellation and New Who): MISTER BLOBBY. "Invasion of the Blobbies" is an obvious Doctor Who shout-out, along with a supporting horde of heavily-armed Teletubbies.
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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Can this be the mandatory indicator for anyone wearing smart glasses?
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🌱Elaine Lithgow🌱 @elainelithgow.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Looks like a normal history museum at first, but has some dumb divergence point in the first room like “Photograph of first contact with the plushie aliens of Glorbax 5” then extrapolates an alternative history from there. All fake photos and props. The weird divergence point changes every season.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Blue Sky moderation is weird as hell at times with what they label
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Eoghan Walsh @eoghanwalshbxl.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It's time to nationalise the search engines.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
the script, in which Steve Guttenberg returns but only to play his own corpse, motionless in the background as life continues around him, is still online
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