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John Malmin

@johnmalmin.bsky.social
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PNW raised, San Diego grown, now living life in Detroit… Huskies, Mariners, Seahawks, Newcastle, Kraken

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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yankees bit by their Mickey Mouse ballpark
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why is Borat on my television
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 07/10/2026
going through the self check out line with my single head of lettuce, humming a tune to myself so everybody knows i’m doing something regular
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026
Trump: "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay ... let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The loss of living memory of the Second World War is absolutely catastrophic
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is a home run idc
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ty France should’ve ran out like George Brett in the pine tar game. You gotta sell that shit
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That should be a homer by the spirit of the game
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Christopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my God
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my god Ty France
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Damn
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Demond Williams to Chris Lawson ... sheesh
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Otto Burr @mikeall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OH MYVGOOOODIQBQNFOABA
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Demond Williams does both the coolest and dumbest shit man
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy shit Demond Williams
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my god Demond
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Horseshit DPI
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another sexy punt. 🚬
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Nichole Behr @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PJ Fleck later this evening.
Guy at wedding stuck in giant vase
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Washington is building the boat out of trick plays
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
usc’s defense with a tackling effort that can only be described as scared as hell
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That punt for USC was the most B1G-coded thing they’ve ever done
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We gotta put a drive together, if for no reason other than to give the defense a break
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Nichole Behr @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Go Wildats
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 11
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 01/10/2026
Every crest has a story. Ours is forged by our city’s history, fuelled by our ambition, and drives us into our future. We are proud to introduce the new club crest chosen by our supporters to represent Newcastle United.
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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what JSN is doing should not be possible: getting better!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh good, show’s up
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I definitely know one of the worst. Saw Fleet Foxes in 2008 in Grand Rapids, walked into the men's room, and saw this monstrosity.
Dual Urinal at the Ladies Literary Club in Grand Rapids, MI with the urinals facing each other.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎶Pissin the night away🎶
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Snot Boogie🌲👽🇵🇸🛸🏴‍☠️ @snotboogie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good morning friends
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Shutdown Fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Folks let's hear your pee rankings
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RE: today’s Fullcast, the best ways to piss are: 3. Trough 2. Bar urinal with ice in it 1. Husky Stadium on Washington-Oregon game day when they put rubber duckies in the troughs @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @edsbs.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
booting up my ps5 after work
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Offense is down in MLB? One answer for it youtu.be/9-0lqLzH7fQ?...
youtu.be
Let's Bash | The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience
YouTube video by thelonelyisland
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mandatory post whenever this shows up in my youtube algorithm youtu.be/87FjkqtK67o?...
youtu.be
Marvin Gaye - I Heard It Through The Grapevine (A capella)
YouTube video by gramophoneferreira
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
astros winning the AL West
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Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
ALT: Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Demond Williams is making 1.5 million more than Drew Lock is this year btw
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve stayed up all night to watch my team get kicked in the dick
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Nichole Behr @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
UW might be ass
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