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John Malmin

@johnmalmin.bsky.social
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PNW raised, San Diego grown, now living life in Detroit… Huskies, Mariners, Seahawks, Newcastle, Kraken

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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yankees bit by their Mickey Mouse ballpark
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An Ali G movie. Just what the nation needs.
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why is Borat on my television
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Immediately posting video of me doing crime online
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 07/10/2026
going through the self check out line with my single head of lettuce, humming a tune to myself so everybody knows i’m doing something regular
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Most people have never caught one! It’s a cool moment I can’t begrudge people for getting caught up in! I’ve been lucky enough to somehow catch two home runs and a foul ball, so now I’m prepared to give one away (if it was a substantial Mariners playoff home run however…)
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, good news that we’re playing the Red Wings then I guess
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i have not watched them as much as i should since they came to seattle... going to my first game when they visit detroit this week. what should i expect lol?
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i gained like 10 pounds in 5 days when UW went to the sugar bowl a few years back
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026
Trump: "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay ... let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the difference in political opinions from my late great-grandparents to my grandparents is...
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The loss of living memory of the Second World War is absolutely catastrophic
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hell yeah
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is an absolutely true point
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean that doesn’t mean it couldn’t have been a homer. There could’ve been more backspin giving it more carry.
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Absolutely. That ball was just so close to the fence anyway I don’t see it. Best case I think Chourio has to try to go up the fence to rob it. And to your point about infield flies… a ball that deep has way more horizontal momentum to lose.
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(My real baseball opinion is every new stadium should have a retractable roof. No reason for rain delays in the year 2026. But the padres are my second favorite team so)
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m Im a mariners fan so I know the deal
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It took a hard dive off the bounce and was caught like 8 feet in front of the wall. That was gonna be a homer.
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Counter: domes are for cowards
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is a home run idc
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ty France should’ve ran out like George Brett in the pine tar game. You gotta sell that shit
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That should be a homer by the spirit of the game
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Christopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my God
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my god Ty France
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Damn
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Demond Williams to Chris Lawson ... sheesh
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Idiot
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Otto Burr @mikeall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OH MYVGOOOODIQBQNFOABA
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Demond Williams does both the coolest and dumbest shit man
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy shit Demond Williams
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my god Demond
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Been a ref show all night
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Horseshit DPI
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chance has the biggest drop from “one of my favorite things ever” to cannot listen to anything else he did
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Real Big 10 schools
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another sexy punt. 🚬
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Nichole Behr @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is my favorite bit every Saturday, thank you
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PJ Fleck later this evening.
Guy at wedding stuck in giant vase
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Washington is building the boat out of trick plays
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you can’t run the ball, got to get the defense off balance somehow I guess?
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
usc’s defense with a tackling effort that can only be described as scared as hell
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That punt for USC was the most B1G-coded thing they’ve ever done
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This drive is the best it’s looked all year
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John Malmin @johnmalmin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We gotta put a drive together, if for no reason other than to give the defense a break
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Nichole Behr @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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