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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 10h
Don Callis when he sees that a big beefy guy needs a manager:
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Nappa: I'm Gonna Catch It!
Alt: Nappa: I'm Gonna Catch It!
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 11h
Current mood: Sad but also smiling after hearing Pac put hats on his sausage dog.
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"Boo!"-ver Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 14h
Hoo, EMU Women's Hockey (club) with some SWEET third jerseys.
A white script Ypsilanti on a green jersey with a sublimated Ypsi skyline, including the water tower.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 22h
Probably still says something like "Always a (insert offensive Native name)" when a school changes the mascot or nickname.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone covered a Marianne Williamson for President sign with a garage sale sign & I can only imagine the number of crystals for sale in that garage.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Now I'm really mad at myself for not ordering the Maccoon shirt from @sickoscommittee.org to wear to the UM/UTEP game this week.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gonna need video of the Oklahoma ball guy trying to get the ball back from Michigan.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me when there are leftovers from office meetings:
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
No one's going to remember Mercedes or Willow, but we'll all remember "raw chicken carcass" and "pissing on her clouds." Thekla's a legend.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Amazing bowtie for Steven Borden in his University of Kentucky football pic from 2014.
Steven Borden Tight End for University of Kentucky with US Flag bowtie
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm at a DDay reenactment with my son & the amount of kids his age or younger in full German uniforms who are not reenactors is disturbing.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Not great! Guess I'll start calling it Terf Hortons from now on. #BoycottTims
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Tim Hortons and the no good very bad ‘Harry Potter’ collaboration | Xtra Magazine
Tim Hortons licensing “Harry Potter” in 2026 essentially means directly funding J.K. Rowling’s anti-trans crusade
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Can't wait to see this next to the Don Jr and Duck Dynasty books at Ollie's.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Very similar to my reaction while watching both of these moments. It's been a weird #WNBA season.
Wrestler Persephone reacting to MAGA Barbie pointing and also getting clocked in the head by DiJonai Carrington
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Thanks to @maffewgregg.bsky.social I know how Jon Moxley was pronouncing what it said on Eddie Kingston's jersey tonight.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I've driven past a few polling locations here in Michigan & there are no Haley Stevens signs out front. I'm starting to think she doesn't even have yard signs. She has run a very weird campaign that I hope is over tonight. #VoteAbdul
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Doc Holliday's Iconic 'Well Bye' from Tombstone
Alt: Doc Holliday's Iconic 'Well Bye' from Tombstone
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Cody's been promoting this so long I honestly thought that it's already been released, bombed, and was available on streaming.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Tony Khan came out after #AEWDynamite & said he's trying to get a PPV at Little Caesars Arena in Detroit.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Crowd is hot here in Detroit for #AEWDynamite in a great venue. Helped having a Rhyno dark match & ICP! #Whoopwhoop
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This sounds like a rejected Michael Vick alias.
fightful.com
Mike Santana Confirms Cruz Montana As WWE Name - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Mike Santana is officially Cruz Montana.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Not sure if the folks at @defector.com have finished their Detroit Lions "Why Your Team Sucks" write-up, but I'd like to add: Because their best defensive player (who grew up in Metro Detroit & went to Michigan) can't pronounce Detroit street names & apparently has never ventured east of I-75.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Let's go Speedball!! #AEWRedemption
Marvel's Speedball jumping
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
One of these "cool kids" making fun of you is me @rephaleystevens.bsky.social. A middle aged guy who has lived his whole life in Michigan, made a video on Tiktok that did well (for me) & has never heard anyone in this state talk like you. Does using AIPAC money to pay influencers change your accent?
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Is Clark Connors the only wrestler who wears a watch during a match? Not sure I've ever seen that before.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Weird that this is only the second worst thing I've seen from Aidan this week. The first being him not being able to pronounce Dequindre correctly even though he's lived in Metro Detroit his whole life. Rough season for the Lions coming up.
detroitnews.com
Aidan Hutchinson joins Morgan Wallen in walkout at Michigan Stadium
Country music superstar Morgan Wallen was joined by Lions' Aidan Hutchinson as he took the stage at the Big House in Ann Arbor on Friday night.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Kel Mitchell as Ed: No, Thank You!
Alt: Kel Mitchell as Ed: No, Thank You!
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm just surprised they didn't play "Hooligan"
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My wife let me know that Haley Stevens was a theater kid in high school & now I realize that her voice is a bit. Vote for @abdulelsayed.bsky.social! #VoteAbdul
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Austin Powers: Who Throws A Shoe.. Honestly!!
Alt: Austin Powers: Who Throws A Shoe.. Honestly!!
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
How the whole Lindsey Graham thing might've gone down. Rot in hell loser.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I didn't realize just how drunk Thekla was during the Casino Gauntlet match on Wednesday.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ASAP Rocky made me lose my Duolingo streak!!
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
With my kid at ASAP Rocky in Detroit. There's going to be a helicopter!
Stage for ASAP Rocky in Detroit
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Everything Trump touches turns to shit. The ultimate mojo killer.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Birthday America from the chest of Rob Liefeld's Captain America.
Rob Liefelds Captain America with the insanely huge chest
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
CB Bucknor ass refs.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sometimes only being able to watch the World Cup on Telemundo has its benefits. Tonight is one of those times. Goooooooool!!!
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I already knew @katmabu.bsky.social was All Elite. I'm also going to have to start dressing up when I go to Culver's for a milkshake.
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Winnie The Pooh in Tuxedo with Martini
Alt: Winnie The Pooh in Tuxedo with Martini
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Deciding to spend the next three seasons before a WNBA team arrives in Detroit as a free agent was the best decision. It's a lot of fun watching random games (Golden State vs Minnesota tonight) without the best player on the team you chose to support 10 years ago complaining the whole time.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Australia tried to give the US a booting today but they stood their ground.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Got this gallon of A&W root beer for myself yesterday, but quickly found out my youngest loves root beer as much as I do.
Gallon of A&W Root Beer
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Rick Rubin in a Polymarket commercial doesn't surprise me as much as it would've 25 years ago.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I would've been so mad if the Knicks wasted that Jalen Brunson performance. All-time stuff.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The person picking songs for Sheetz radio needs a raise. Always bangers when I'm pumping gas or getting food.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Now that comeback makes sense. Wu Tang Ain't Nothin' to Fuck With is real!
rollingstone.com
Wu-Tang Clan Hit the Court for NBA Finals Halftime Show: 'Knicks in 5'
Wu Tang Clan performed at the NBA Finals Game 4 halftime show at Madison Square Garden where the New York Knicks took on the San Antonio Spurs.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Congrats to Nancy Mace and Riley Gaines!
Predator meme of two muscley dudes shaking hands. One says Riley Gaines the other Nancy Mace because they are both 5th place losers.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Finally got an 82-0 team! I was a little worried when I had to choose 90s Larry Bird, but Wilt's insane numbers probably helped.
My 82-0 team that went 82-0.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This game needs more Kelly Olynyk & shots of San Antonio celebs.
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Jerry Kumpp @jerrykumpp.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone
Paige Bueckers at the MET Gala
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