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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 1h

Chicago Med is so crazy bc in so many ways it's a run-of-the-mill stupid medical drama no better than any other, and in many ways a little behind compared to better examples of the genre but its approach to psychiatric emergency medicine is soooo fucking good compared to basically most shows

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 10h

Pretty young man getting doted on and wooed and spoilted and complimented by a besotted far older gentleman and just kind of blushing and enjoying it and his friends are like. That old man is half-spider. He is going to fucking eat you

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 4h

(funny rape anecdote) As a rape victim and a man with medical drama, when i had to get laughing gassed for a procedure this year i was so loopy but also terrified so my partner supervised He was like. While there are cases that ppl get raped by dentists none of them were working for the NHS

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storybot @storybot.social.s2b2search.com.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

[Fallen Dust, Written by Johannes T. Evans] Dust has been walking for hours when he finally sees the tower of the temple sticking out from between the trees – he’s trudging and stumbling down a path hewn into the valleyside, and when he sees the black stone and the glitter of the windows, he […]

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 10h

Bertie just tried to straddle the bath bench but it was too wide so he slid off and clattered really loudly into the bath and i laughed so much before being like "are you okay?"

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 22/09/2026

out of all the songs i think "come out ye black and tans" is probably the one with the largest How Racist Does The Title Make It Sound/How Racist Is It Being gap out there

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 11h

Medical resident on nights who goes up to the rooftop garden before his shifts, likes to take in the air It's covered, so it's normally not wet even when it's raining, and it can be a little chilly, but he likes the fresh air, likes the little oasis of calm It's busy in the day time

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Diversity in Horror (they/them) @diversityhorror.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If your healthcare provider won’t let you bring someone with you for emotional support they’re an asshole. We have so many patients who bring a partner, parent, friend, etc. to their appointments and they’re always afraid we’re not going to let their support person in with them. 😢 Of course we will!

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Ezra Arndt @arndtezra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I guess I could do with a small pick me up as I've been trying to figure out if my writing is any good lately (but a lot of that is post-drafting blues).

An image with rainbow glitter that reads, "Writers! Post this meme and let people say nice things about your writing." Background image from a photo by Alexander Grey on Pexels.

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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Lifeguard 🦈

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 29/09/2026

Cis men will take such pride in being able to piss their name into the snow and yet will have such shit aim that they piss everywhere BUT inside of the toilet bowl

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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him

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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I would like to see more men talking about how to and peer pressuring each other into calling out misogyny and rape culture. Going against social norms is hard, and it helps to share tips and support.

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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Sky Nero @skynero19.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think this thread hints to why truly unashamedly kinky/sex-positive spaces always feel inherently queer even though queer people certainly don't have a monopoly on being kinky/horny: any hedging on those feelings and words is appeasement to the heteronormative "low profile" for anything about sex.

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 28/09/2026

One thing that's crazy about selling stuff in largely hetero spaces versus queer ones is that I have these little badges that say "I ❤️ fat men" and "I ❤️ fat women" And like. As a romance and erotica author I obviously write a lot of stuff featuring fat characters, it's an earnest sentiment

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 28/09/2026

Chatting to my uncle the last day Him: are you on Substack? Me: nah. You know. 'Cause of the Nazis. Him: ugh! The Nazis keep getting EVERYWHERE!

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

www.oglaf.com/love/

Comic strip.
panel 1 - A man and woman embrace
man- I love you Janice
woman- I love you too Theodore

panel 2
they kiss, making smek-smek noises.

panel 3
A giant penis slithers up between them.

panel 4
penis- I love you Theodore
Theodore- and I love you, giant penis

panel 5
Theodore and the penis kiss.
smek smek smek

panel 6
Penis- I love you Janice

Panel 7
Janice doesn't reply

Panel 8
Theodore- ...aren't you going to say you love your giant penis?

panel 9
Janice- MY giant penis? I thought it was YOUR giant penis

panel 10
a wide shot.
we see they're both standing on a naked man, his penis rises between them

Panel 11
Theodore and Janice watch the naked man flee, his penis looped over his shoulder.

panel 12
Theodore- I can't believe the whole time we've been together Ive never looked down

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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 04/06/2024

Louise Bourgeois on the difference between French and American aesthetics

Summarized: LB's mother sewed tapestries. Tapestries to be exported to America had to have figure's genitals cut out and replaced with flowers. LB's mother saved up the excised genitals and made a quilt to give to her daughter. And that's the difference.

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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.

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Tru Skies @trudieskies.readindiefantasy.com · 26/09/2026

Set up at Once Upon a Tyne this weekend!

A photo of Trudie Skies holding the paperback of The Thirteenth Hour at Once Upon a Tyne. They are standing at a stall with books and art prints.

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 28/09/2026

I survived my journey home and i am sooooo tired and moderately inflamed but i had a very lovely time at Once Upon A Tyne 🥰 Thank you everybody for all the sales and chats and the weekend overall, not to mention the OUAT team of organisers and volunteers for making it all happen

Me, a baldinf white man in a skeleton shirt laid back on white autumnal bedsheeys, smiling and making a peace aign

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 28/09/2026

Desperately horny trans guy making out with a big cis guy, who asks if he's on birth control, and he's so horny and so needy that he says nah, no, but i've been on T for ages and i don't get periods and i want it raw i don't want to use a condom And the cis guy laughs

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weibun🔞 @weibun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I hope nothing bad happens #leonskennedy

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 28/09/2026

Got home a few hours ago and could not move for Bertie throwing himself at me and purring like a jet engine as Myrtle kept going from eagerly sniffing my shoes and bag and coat and throwing her little body over my feet so that i would love on her They missed me 🥰

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HemiDemi 🔞 @hemidemi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Giving myself a lil break from dragon au comic for a little t-boy tit fucking ♥️ I missed them #nsfwart #vampau #donotarchive #jmart

Drawing of Martin laid on his back with Jon's cock squeezed between his chest. His glasses and chest are streaked with cum.

M: Ah!

J: Fuck~ S-sorry...

M: (chuckle) Poor thing. Had no idea you were this pent up.

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Cap @caprart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

that alucard guy is so easy to draw #hellsing #integrahellsing

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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is part of what I'm referring to with many people demanding stories that reassure them they're a good person. They want the moral instruction because otherwise, rather than processing the reading experience, there's a thrum of "am I bad? am I bad? what if someone finds out I'm bad?"

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stories about abuse are allowed to exist without reducing themselves to moral instruction. i think sometimes when people complain about the “romanticization” of abuse, what they're actually objecting to isn't necessarily the way abuse is being represented, but the fact that the representation doesn't provide them with constant moral reassurance. like, there is a difference between “this story frames abuse as desirable or inherently romantic” and “this story depicts abuse in an erotic/ambiguous/complicated way and doesn't repeatedly tell me that abuse is bad, therefore the depiction itself is irresponsible.”

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position

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Muepin 🌶😈 [trapped in deadline vortex] @muepin.art · 27/09/2026

Some recent studies! High res on my subscribestar

Digital b/w studies of feminine faces/portraits

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 27/09/2026

Things i've websearched whilst writing this month, a selection: - kitten weaning age - book of Job - no formula kitten feeding milk - lead poisoning - philosophy of science - science doctorates - medieval norse Runes - nipple chafing home remedies - pathology careers - Poland map 1600s

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 27/09/2026

Love it when the bathroom dryer has all the power and warmth of an elderly man trying to dry your wet hands by blowing air over them. Just give in and put a fucking paper towel dispenser there

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The whole point of humans as a sociable, tribal species is we should eject people like this, so they starve in the wilderness alone. There are consequences to sociopathic behaviour. Somehow the abstract idea of money has short circuited our basic evolutionary safeguards.

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 27/09/2026

Ready for another day of selling books and talking fantasy at Once Upon A Tyne! For now I'm writing a mean 70yo man tying up his 40yo colleague in a bdsm club and both of them having a borderline religious experience about it

Me, a white man in a gold waistcoat with a plum turtleneck and olum tweed blazer.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When you go to a job interview, establish dominance by setting up an oven and baking a perfect soufflé

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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fans at gigs should bang drums and shout chants to motivate the band members to play well throughout the whole show.

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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 27/09/2026

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 27/09/2026

part of my affection for antique and old-fashioned furniture is absolutely aesthetic but it is practical as well. i appreciate that you want your decor to look modern in your hotel or restaurant with its round tables and round tub chairs but where can i lean my fucking cane if there's no corners?

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 27/09/2026

QUEER MOVIE RECS with monsterfucker & body horror vibes Re-Animator - weird little creepy guy gets so gay and controlling with his poor assistant whilst reanimating the dead

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Translunar Travelers Lounge @translunartl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What do we want? Stories*! When do we want them? Before submissions close on October 15! * Please read the guidelines before submitting! translunartravelerslounge.com/submissions/

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Submissions

Broadly defined, the type of fiction we are looking for is “fun”. [Go to Submissions]

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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I said, “You need to sleep.” She yawned. “Okay, third mom.”

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jude paw picture diary 🥪 @judepaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

perverts are your friends and your allies

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Letty ✨🌿🔞 Comms Open! @lettyslair.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I've officially opened commissions on Artistree!! 🎉 🎉 🎉 LET ME DRAW YOUR BLORBOS IN COMPROMISING POSITIONS! (rps appreciated 💞) #dndnsfw #nsfwart

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Kai @ the Blade vampire rave 🇨🇷 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @strayliger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I love bsky. *social justice post* *fundraiser* HORSE COCK ART *fundraiser* *meme*

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 27/09/2026

QUEER MOVIE RECS with monsterfucker & body horror vibes Re-Animator - weird little creepy guy gets so gay and controlling with his poor assistant whilst reanimating the dead

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