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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 3h

I did write 500 words of new Lashton Sounds last night and I'm excited bc it's a lot of grief and misery and weird fucked up intimacy with Pike and Gellert but i am so sick atm and it makes writing so hard

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 3h

He's been watching through CM and he's endlessly surprised how I can limp down when he's midway through an episode and make specific character arc commentary on the episode he's watching lmao

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E.M. Faulds / Beth or Taxes / Not em faulds @emfaulds.com · 4h

Listen, this is only 99p until after Fantasycon. And you'll be busy then, right?

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 3h

I'm just like 🫩🫩🫩 The extent to which train stations in this country just take the absolute piss and leave their disabled access lifts out of order for donkey's years is fucking absurd

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 3h

And that on friday whilst already transporting my barely animated corpse of a body from one country to the next, i will have to traverse a set of fucking stairs up and down The passenger assistance guy was like "is that alright?" and i was like. Well no not really but there isn't another option

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 3h

Played some resident evil and tried for five minutes to tearfully solve a rotation puzzle that I did the first time in like 6 moves, am now getting back into bed probably to sleep for 18 more hours And so of course, passenger assistance have informed me that the passenger lift at carlisle is broken

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 3h

Had my flu jab this week. Unrelated, today I slept for 18 hours, had to be physically supported to and then half lifted into the shower, ate a bowl of pasta with just butter and cheese whilst wanting to throw up the entire time at the overpowering flavour of it

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 6h

Me: oh, I think this is the episode where Reid gets anthrax L, enthusiastically: oh, excellent. I bet he's going to look so sweaty and weak

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 05/10/2026

"you should see the other guy!" I say, not as someone who gets into fights, just as an enthusiastic fan of different guys.

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Eileen Kai Hing Kwan 🦇 MCM London @whereiseileen.bsky.social · 11h

Bitten 🥀🩸 One of my favourite vampire illustrations I’ve painted to start off spooky month! ♥️🦇🩸

My illustration of original characters of a vampire gently holding and biting her beloved victim, who is wearing a beautiful white lace dress. They look like they’re innocently dancing or in a romantic embrace on a moonlit night.

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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately

Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.

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Alex @alexdz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

And that's it Just gets her buzz on and goes about her business

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

Myrtle quite likes catnip, but she doesn't really seem to get very high from it. She doesn't really like to roll in it - I put the dry stuff in a bowl and she walks up and eats some every now and then. None of her behaviour changes but her pupils, which are normally O.O at all times, do contract

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

It's defo an ALDI thing, and apparently it's because they're stocking a bunch of dark romances in the middle aisle at the moment, but asking for ID is mental

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

Ashley Graham fleeing the monster island, already daydreaming about studying for her forklift certification: now we can go home! 🥰🥰🥰 Leon Kennedy, who hasn't stopped having A Day since 1998: please don't jinx this for us

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

Bisexuality has a special flavour when mixed with Catholicism and PTSD but Leon Kennedy really works to sprinkle in an additional weirdo panache

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

It's so funny for Leon to have his old mentor have a weird repressed homosexual meltdown at him, make a weird sexually loaded comment at the monster priest who's been trying to monster impregnate him and his new bestie, and then for him to turn down ada wong

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

I crossposted this to all my usual socials and it's doing big numbers on Threads Jesus wept. I used to think Twitter in its prime showcased me humanity's lowest common denominator in my replies but Threads is actually so much worse. 😭 everyone is reactionary and no one knows how the internet works

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gradientdescent @gradientdescent.net · 06/10/2026

It’s like how some guys will buy a Ferrari instead of just getting treated for ED, except the Ferrari gives you extra mouths & eyeballs where they shouldn’t be & also incidentally a lot of very phallic new appendages so maybe las plagas IS better than viagra.

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

He's such an uggo but i think it's really funny his repressed homosexuality made him do All That

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

"Time for the TEACHER to be taught" (Begs Leon to kill him whilst lying back and softly encourages him to finish the job) "I trained you well... Leon." Cloud/Sephiroth style reflection in the sword and everything. That was some homosexual shit

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

(Mentions his smart mouth) "I can't wait to see you writhe" ? Um?

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

Krauser starts STRIPPING OFF HIS CLOTHES to mutate???? Nobody else needs to do that to mutate??? Just wanted to show off his tits to pretty boy Leon Kennedy and show him your full power, I guess? And this was while don't ask, don't tell was in full swing

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

Picking up a picture of Leon that Krauser apparently was just keeping, and now has IM WAITING written on it: ok. Kinda gay Krauser monologuing obsessively about Leon and invoking their teacher-student dynamic: pretty gay Krauser calls Leon "pretty boy": yeah okay

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

SHE IS SO FUNNY Leon Kennedy, this mean twunk who hates his life and gets no sleep and no dick and no pussy and whose back always hurts from the zombie bites and carrying that fat ass around standing there like 🫩 as this college girl goes "when I grow up, I wanna be just like you! 🥰" Inspirational

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

"Is this what they teach kids in school these days?" "Have you never heard of driver's ed?" Ashley Graham probably has various heavy machinery sims on her computer lbr

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

What a completely deranged young woman. It's like if you showed a border collie the zombie apocalypse and the dog is like "well sure i get what you're saying but all i am seeing is the biggest herd of herdable things a herding dog could be met with" You cannot dim her sparkle

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

Genuinely loving how you see Ashley Graham's enthusiasm for puzzles and explosives and operating heavy machinery outweigh the absolute horror of their scenario. Oh the parasites? Oh the sewers? Oh the monster men trying to put weird black juice in me? Ok but silver lining: there is a wrecking ball

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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Reading old 'trap' manga where they never bring up HRT is like reading a cooking manga where nobody knows what a stove is and the characters are constantly saying shit like 'too bad there's no way to make food hot'" - a paraphrased forum post I just read that made me laugh

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

Me: ugghh these machine guns were secretly a puzzle L, flatly: oh no. You can't do a secret machine gun puzzle in your condition. This is so sad. (Grumbling about needing a nap) Me: i can't find a typewriter L: tell me more about that Me: typewriters are how you save L: ah.

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

Every day I know that Myrtle is so glad that as a chronically ill person i'm always in bed 😅 my bedtime nemesis is Bertie but he doesn't bite, thankfully, just screams directly into my face

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

Me, exhausted, lying in bed: Myrtle, from the kitchen: MrrrrrAh? Me, calling: i'm upstairs, honey Myrtle: mrrrrrmm ! Me: yeah (Sound of pat-pat-patting paws) Myrtle, victoriously: mrrm! (Said beast hops onto the bed with me) Me: hi, honey Myrtle: curls up on top of me to sleep

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Dani Fiend 👹 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s scritch o’ clock

Gray tan and white cat getting scritches

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kathi @lism.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026

this whole posting operation must be going great, people keep calling me "post op queen"

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

This isn't insulting. You have explained the moral reasoning behind not wanting to support this show, yes? You have said, this woman is funding a hate movement with proceeds from this show? You don't need anything further. You ARE disappointed with them choosing this. You just need to display that.

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

Junior clerk getting pinned and fucked against the shelves in a stationery cupboard, breathless and flushed and trying not to make too much noise Trying not to squirm or flinch whenever the senior administrator makes smirking eye contact with him across the floor throughout the rest of the day

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 06/10/2026

You basically make a face and go "ew" or "yikes, I thought better of you" and hold that line. You don't need to engage in debate or discussion, you just show some principles and outright refuse to engage.

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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I was tempted to pirate HP, curiosity and all that. But @jessiegender.bsky.social is right - think of the amount of times HBO commented on GOT leaks and downloads, just as an example. They DO track these things, and even that drives interest. Let this show die. Trans people deserve better.

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 22/05/2026

i would be your gay little purse dog in every timeline

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 02/03/2026

oh do i make you mad? do my gay little mannerisms piss you off? do my tiny limp wrists anger you? what are you gonna do about it, huh? you gonna kiss me? you gonna press your lips against mine? slide your tongue into my soft mouth? you gonna grab my hips and pull me closer and grind against me? Gay.

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Crow's Nest Comics @crowsnest.quest · 05/10/2026

We've been working with Books to Prisoners Seattle to help get graphic novels into prisons for years and a generous donor has committed to matching all book donations this week in honor of banned book week!!! Go to shop.crowsnest.quest/a/listify/re... to get them some comics and double your impact.

red background, white text "books to prisoners donation match", angry black crow flying over the text as if descending to attack

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Sylvie, Littlest Fiddlefen @sylvie-fiddlefen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Howdy! I'm Sylvie, and I'm an avid ttrpg enjoyer who mostly draws ocs, but I'm also writing a D&D fanfic retelling an epic campaign featuring the gnomish Fiddlefen Clan! All of Part 1 is out and Part 2 should be done by the end of the year! Thanks for the boost! fiddlefenfables.wordpress.com

Digital art for the cover of Fables of the Fiddlefen Clan, Part 1: The Funeral. It features characters Faeroth, Ory, and Sylvie in the foreground, with members of their family surrounding them as busts. A dark bat skull looms ominously over them in the background. The background is a starry sky with a sunset on the horizon.

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