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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 15/10/2026

Ready for the Dracula Anniversary Gala at the Pictureville cinema tonight! 🧛‍♂️

A selfie of me, a white man in glasses and a yellow beret, wearing a black and white fur coat and smirking in a selfie on the bus

A photo of me in front of our door. I am wearing a black trim tuxedo jacket over a black and gold waistcoat embroidered with a pattern of grains and mustard yellow trousers. I am also wearing a black lace jabot and a yellow beret, and am leaning on a wooden cane. Visible in the bottom left, my terrible cat is trying to escape into the corridor

Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 15/10/2026

Monthly Disabled Creators Boost! - Share your fiction, essays, poetry, fanfic, thinkpieces, and other writing below. - Go into the replies and look for works to read and share. - Follow new creators and make your feed brighter! NSFW and erotica welcome! #WriteSky #ActuallyDisabled

disabled or chronically ill author? share your work below!

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 14/10/2026

Playing Pokémon with my own pocket monster warming my lap

A photo of me, a white man with a shaved head and glasses, wearing a soft red flannel shirt and compresdion globes and playing a game on my phone with both hands. A duvet is over my lap and bertie, a large grey cat is, asleep in my lap

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 14/10/2026

LOVES her 4.99 haunted house from Aldi Notice how it has to be directly under a cat shelf because her brother doesn't understand that he can't lie ON TOP of it without it breaking?

Myrtle, a grey and orange cat with big green eyes, loafing inside a cardboard cat house made to look like a hauntsd house

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 13/10/2026

I was excited about getting back from FantasyCon and getting to write after resting, but bc I had this sudden hospital appointment i've just had to take more rest Certain invested parties consider this the OPPOSITE of a problem 😅 #catsky

A photo taken with flash of a dark bedroom. I am laid down and myrtle, a grey and orange cat, is laid over my belly, while a larger all grey cat, bertie, is settled between my knees

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 13/10/2026

Our cats stayed with a friend this weekend and had a very nice time, but since returning have been treating the flat as a semi-new environment Neither cat has ever used the cat tree bowls, which is WHY it's usually where I keep my big massage wand 😅 but I'm very happy for her to settle here now

A picture of myrtle curled up in the bowl of a cat tree, awkwardly on top of a large hitachi style massage wand that is sticking out from under her

Myrtle now curled up comfortably in the bowl WITHOUT the wand, perfectly settling into the space in typical liquid cat fashion

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 11/10/2026

Final day of FantasyCon today! I'll be on Why Speculative Fiction and Queerness Mesh So Well at 1pm in the Flame Tree Room, and you can get copies of my 1920s gay erotic romance, AN UNCOMMON BETROTHAL, or Rescue Dogs, my fantasy trauma recovery novel about a retired YA hero, in the dealer's room!

A selfie of me, johannes evans, a white man in tweed separates over a blue-white neck scarf pinned with a raven brooch. I am wearing glasses and a rainbow bandana, and have an anchor on one cheek

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 10/10/2026

Sometimes the outfit LOOKS pyjama-ish but it's not even pyjamas. It's just so comfortable

A white man, me, in a lift taking a selfie. I am wearing red and green tartan trousers and a soft jersey cardigan printed eith different north american lighthouses. I am wearing compression gloves and a maroon bandana.

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 09/10/2026

A splendid auspice for the weekend ahead

A photo of a beautifully arching rainbow over a bradford street

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 04/10/2026

Leon Kennedy: Think you can swallow me whole, huh!? Me:

The kombucha girl meme looking considering

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 04/10/2026

When dad is washing his face and you need to be a part of it He is damp and PURRING by the way

A photo of bertie, a large grey cat's, shoulders and neck, which are visibly wet

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 04/10/2026

When dad is washing his face and you need to be involved He is damp and PURRING by the way

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 03/10/2026

He would sell me and Lorenzo and Myrtle for just one of these things

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 03/10/2026

There's a steampunk market in armley today, apparently

A selfie of me, a white man with dark eyebrows and stubble, smiling. I am wearing a black and white bandana with jolly rogers printed om it and red headphones, and under my glasses you can see an x on one cheek and an anchor on the other. Over a yellow turtlenrck I am wearing a double-breasted red and gold waistcoat, and over that a tweed shooting jacket with a brown suede rifle patch on one shoulder.

A PHOTO of my breast, showing two rows of gold buttons on my waistcoat and the badges on my lapel, which read FAG-DYKE SOLIDARITY and QUEER VILLAIN.

A photo of my legs, clad in mustard yellow jeans, and my wooden cane. I am wearing brown suede ankle boots with broguing and a gold filigree belt buckle is clasped around my right thigh, the belt also mustard.

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 02/10/2026

Every night this living breathing purring beanie baby steals my armchair and then when i say "okay i guess i'll go to bed then" she goes MRRRP and zooms from the armchair to go upstairs because she LOVES bedtime

Myrtle, a grey and orange cat with absurdly round green eyes, looking faux innocently up at me from the armchair

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 01/10/2026

Myrtle doesn't normally give a shit about boxes but for whatever reason she's decided she likes this one and Bertie is absolutely furious. He has no less than 5 other cardboard boxes to choose from atm and he keeps going up to her and trying to fight her for this one but she won't budge

Myrtle, a grey and orange cat, happily settled inside a cardboard box thst is exactly her size

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 01/10/2026

Monthly Trans Creators Boost! - Share your fiction, essays, poetry, fanfic, thinkpieces, and other writing below. - Go into the replies and look for works to read and share. - Follow new creators and make your feed brighter! NSFW and erotica welcome. #TransSky #WriteSky

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 30/09/2026

I've also made Letterboxd lists just including my movie recommendations for each panel I'm on - like this one for Sex and Horror. letterboxd.com/johannesteva...

sex and horror: the virginal final girl has long been a trope in horror but just why is sex such a big deal in horror narratives? How is that changing?

friday 9th october in the flame tree room

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 30/09/2026

Bertie just tried to straddle the bath bench but it was too wide so he slid off and clattered really loudly into the bath and i laughed so much before being like "are you okay?"

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 28/09/2026

Bertie has been walking over and over me, Myrtle has made biscuits in my chest and purred after sniffing and sniffing all my bags etc, and now she's between my knees and happily leeching up my heat

Myrtle, a grey and orange cat, settled between my legs on the bed

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 28/09/2026

I survived my journey home and i am sooooo tired and moderately inflamed but i had a very lovely time at Once Upon A Tyne 🥰 Thank you everybody for all the sales and chats and the weekend overall, not to mention the OUAT team of organisers and volunteers for making it all happen

Me, a baldinf white man in a skeleton shirt laid back on white autumnal bedsheeys, smiling and making a peace aign

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 27/09/2026

Ready for another day of selling books and talking fantasy at Once Upon A Tyne! For now I'm writing a mean 70yo man tying up his 40yo colleague in a bdsm club and both of them having a borderline religious experience about it

Me, a white man in a gold waistcoat with a plum turtleneck and olum tweed blazer.

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 27/09/2026

American Mary - what if you were aroace and your biggest dream was to do the sickest and coolest bodymodification surgeries on the most beautiful freaks imaginable

American Mary, dir. JEN Soska, Sylvia Soska, 2012

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 27/09/2026

Apartment Zero - gay doppelganger murder husbands in 1980s buenos aires

Apartment Zero, dir. Martin Donavan, 1988

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 27/09/2026

Videodrome - what if television was evil and could give cisgender people new kinds of gender dysphoria. What if a cis guy could grow a pussy out of his belly so he could keep a gun in there?

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 27/09/2026

The Shape of Water - what if you were just a woman and that big merman had genitals that could evert out of a sheath? You were meant to just... not fuck him?

The shape of water, dir. Guillermo del Toro, 2017

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 27/09/2026

Scream, Queen!: My Nightmare on Elm Street - the inimitable Mark Patton's experiences filming Nightmare 2, and the experience of exploitation and coercion as a young gay man

Scream, Queen! MY NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, dir. tyler jensen and roman chimienti, 2019

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 27/09/2026

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge - what if god's perfect twink was beautiful and gorgeous and naive but he wanted to top other men instead of letting them top him? And also he was possessed by an evil murderer?

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 27/09/2026

Gods and Monsters - getting OLDER and experiencing microstrokes and dementia and your dick is HARD for that young gardener and you directed FRANKENSTEIN

Gods and Monsters, dir. BILL condon, 1998

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 27/09/2026

Ravenous - is it gayer to be in an isolated army troop and be cold in the snow, or to straight-up eat each other? Discuss

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 27/09/2026

QUEER MOVIE RECS with monsterfucker & body horror vibes Re-Animator - weird little creepy guy gets so gay and controlling with his poor assistant whilst reanimating the dead

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 26/09/2026

We have always been here but it hasn't always been safe. Stop looking for hard evidence in pieces of art - you're a human being, not a policeman. Look for resonance and expression and emotion, not admissions of guilt.

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 26/09/2026

Izzy and I are set up for Once Upon A Tyne in Newcastle today! Excited to chat about books and gay things and elf pussy and so forth ❤️ #romantasy #queerwriters #onceuponatyne

A selfie of me, a white man in a plum waistcoat and yellow turtleneck, holding up a paperback of rescue dogs by johannes t evans (me!). In the background is a skeleton ina hat.

A photo of izzy yarwood, a life sized skeleton in a ruffled blouse, behind a table with stacks of books

A selfie of me in my hotel room, wearing a three piece purple tweed suit and yellow turtleneck, and a tiger print bandana

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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 25/09/2026

This was my travel outfit And now... i eat. And sleep.

Me, a white man in white trousers and a soft brown woollen jumper making a peace sign in the mirror of his hotel room

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