Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Queen Hayley 173701589
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 5h[affectionate] The french are proof that if you stretch the muscle of being really fucking annoying every single day you can make anyone into a leftist 115020
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 5hdawg I WISH 2074570372
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇The Onion @theonion.com · 6hTilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan 655567833
johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇 @johannbratwurst.bsky.social · 7hany time I see Lina Khan doing her thing I start twitching and hooting and hollering like a damn cartoon wolf 000
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 7hTrump is a manifestation of all the rots of capitalism and is more extreme and vulgar than his predecessor ; the reason neither Democrats or the media challenges him is because they are also beholden to the same forces of capital so even if they personally disagreed with him they’d still do nothing 25713
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 10hA president fantasizing about some part of his own country getting invaded or annihilated, and doing it so often that eventually it barely registers, is the kind of thing that happens in a country making the final few course corrections on the way to violently tearing itself apart. 612715
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 49102511819
johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇 @johannbratwurst.bsky.social · 19hsummoning the gremlins & haunted furbies to tear liberty biberty apart limb from limb 020
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇damniel spookradski @self.agency · 22hthe president just offered iran to bomb an american city and the crowd applauded 0339
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Outsourcing your hobby or pasttime is the ultimate sad person behavior. That's a level of depression I can't comprehend. You can't find joy in any damn thing at that point. 20966125
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 05/10/2026so cool how liberals kept trying to rehabilitate her just because trump was rude to her during a debate 68410
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don't mean to make waves or anything, but as a journalist, I am definitely opposed to the president talking about arresting journalists. 60172641786
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have also been to heaven and met the Jesus who was very masculine 1316021
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026Holy shit. 671244598067
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 05/10/2026if you've followed the Musk story for a while, the movie will likely be missing major storylines/episodes you remember. There's just no way to get it all in! Gibney's genius was recognizing that the women's stories bring so much of the material together, and present the most stark counter-narrative 217820
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm so sick of these fucking guys 3252
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think it's bad that the promotional pathway from "professional athlete" is turning into "modern-day Renfield who procures victims for Dracula" 145681
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Truly incredible that this is how the media is choosing to eulogize the longest-serving Republican Speaker of the House in US history, who was a serial sexual abuser of children. For all the talk about "deep state" plots to abuse children, no one even remembers this case. 931773487
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇jordan's ghost 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026what if the wet bandits were on the nostromo 39225
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026For everyone who spent #MeToo fretting “what if this goes too far?”—be of good cheer! It turns out we didn’t go too far at all! It turns out we didn’t nearly far enough! Good job guys! 182075438
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 03/10/2026ICE builds more prisons because the goal is explicitly to warehouse surplus labor, criminalize poverty, and assert total control over all of society. When Stephen Miller claims there are 25, 30, or even 50 million "illegal immigrants" in the US, he's betting on how many of us he'll need to imprison 14926293
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz 362699433
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026They want you to think rape would be eliminated if women arm themselves against the random sickos on the street or we stopped letting in immigrants when in reality it has the backing of state and capital 0380105
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sicario feels almost quaint, not in that the CIA and Pentagon are only now actively involved in extralegal drug war execution stuff, but in that they're publicly bragging about it 0161
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Skittles Scary Skeletons ☕ @skittles6.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He'd be snugged with a fuzzy pink blanket, have water, acetaminophen & electrolytes at the ready when he got up. Not to mention the bucket available in case he gets sick. Women are the protectors men claim to be. 730845
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇MsBellaF @msbellaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Elon dumped and immediately unfollowed the mother of four of his children on Twitter, but he still follows two different Lauren Boebert accounts And she quote tweeted the unfollow bot to announce their breakup 3526
johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇 @johannbratwurst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026me and Beck are packing bricks in the traphouse. his Scientology handlers guard the door 000
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇kristy eléison @kristycreme.bsky.social · 31/01/2026each transsexual deserves an apology and $7 million dollars from the federal government 2197
johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇 @johannbratwurst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026yeah I'm thinkin I'm gettin a little nuts with it on a Friday night 020
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 45146092752
johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇 @johannbratwurst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026don't piss on my balls and tell me it's raining 010
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/10/2026watched MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE tonight and it’s so cool that stephen king can more easily imagine a theory of mind for an 18 wheeler truck than a human woman 1684456
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 03/10/2026friday night vibes 1026910
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Never a great sign 2918322
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026lmao awesome 461855267
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Trump refuses to turn his camera on at the G7 summit 2341171327
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 6677206
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Jhoira's Bizarre Adventure: Sax Ball Run @saximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026On a related note, 1439391145
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024the three genders 271943434
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If the argument for women should know better than to go into a rape den like a frat house, explain to me why a rape house like a fraternity is allowed to exist at all. 202204481
Reposted by johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇"fart" @jonhendren.com · 02/10/2026i miss him so much. there will never be another one 921311
johann sebastian bätwurst 🦇¡🦇 @johannbratwurst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026she has the same political instincts as shitheel republicans when it comes to shameless, blatant corruption. I *almost* respect it 030
