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kristy eléison

@kristycreme.bsky.social
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she/her/fae/faer if you want to give an unemployed trans woman money venmo @kristy-creme

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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 15h
I don’t care where you started out on the political spectrum If your kid comes out as trans & you don’t become a rainbow-clad, parade-cheering ally & rock-solid supportive girl/boy/enby dad/mom? You were never a parent at all You were a doll collector furious they didn’t stay in their packaging.
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Family Feud for Super Nintendo @familyfeudsnes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Family Feud, SNES (1993)

Q - NAME A FOOD YOU CRAVE ONCE A WEEK.

A - SEVEN HOT DOGS
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kristy eléison @kristycreme.bsky.social · 11h
@jessefarrar.com Cregger's Resident Evil is the first RE movie not starring Milla Jovovich in 20 years?
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Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City - Wikipedia
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think this is the best shirt design I've done all year roryblank.bigcartel.com (I am reposting this because the previous version included a typo, but I am also not deleting that post lol)
A cute drawing of a tiger wearing a little hat and trousers and a shirt, fishing on a small island, with text saying "I don't actually have to do anything at all
I am perfectly contended living without purpose"
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kristy eléison @kristycreme.bsky.social · 12h
my drunk uncle Sonny showed me Robocop when i was like four.
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RoboCop (1987) - ED-209 Scene | Movieclips
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 12h
“You thirsty mayo ass” youtu.be/jD3PjSMgJB0?...
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No Country for Cancelled Men (Twitter reupload)
YouTube video by Henry Krinkle
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Erin Banneret @banneret.bsky.social · 14h
For inflation, and emotional damages, we can make that a round forty million.
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kristy eléison @kristycreme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
untzmose times
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kristy eléison @kristycreme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sure why not
my9albums.com
Deafheaven- New Bermuda
Björk- Vespertine
Lingua Ignota- CALIGULA
Carly Rae Jepsen- E•MO•TION
The Body- I Have Fought Against It but I Can't Any Longer
Deftones- White Pony
Frank Ocean- channel ORANGE
Black Monolith- Passenger
The GZA- Liquid Swords
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MegaApple @megaapple18.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Capcom Engineers are building tools that aren't just Game Industry leading, but Tech Industry leading. And making it open source. But this will neither get coverage or apprication. Instead people will blindly fall for clickbait.
So the fastest JSON serializer for .NET now is developed by CAPCOM as part of their game engine that powers Resident Evil / Biohazard

I did not see that coming lol

https://github.com/CAPCOM-TD-OSS/REDoxThey’re also doing their own memory-management work underneath this. Instances are managed in 64 KB pages, with page reference counting plus cache and GC optimizations. The goal seems to be reducing the cost of managing huge numbers of objects while improving locality and avoiding some of the fragmentation problems they’ve had before.
This also makes CAPCOM’s REDox project much more interesting.

REDox is their open-source .NET serialization/data library, with JSON, CBOR, MessagePack-style structured data handling, lazy decoding, streaming, compact token storage, etc.
At first glance it just looks like a standalone .NET library.
In context, it looks much more like the kind of infrastructure they can write and test normally in C#, then feed into this RE:Runtime / RE:C++ pipeline and ship as native engine code.
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The Flenser @theflenser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy first birthday to Agriculture’s The Spiritual Sound.
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kristy eléison @kristycreme.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
each transsexual deserves an apology and $7 million dollars from the federal government
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Hideo Kojima @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 02/10/2026
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PARTY MAN X @pmx.newnet.city · 01/10/2026
I feel like an annoying Youtuber type guy saying this but hey I'd appreciate people sharing these patches around. I lost my job last month and hey if someone's interested in employing me to do this sort of thing to games professionally, that would be really cool
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PARTY MAN X @pmx.newnet.city · 01/10/2026
github.com/PARTYMANX/pa... put out a new version of my Tony Hawk 3 patch for the upcoming 25th anniversary. I rewrote the whole thing over the last year or so and also took care of a bunch of bugs that had bothered me for a long time. was a lot of work and I'm real proud of it
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Release PARTYMOD THPS3 2.0.0 · PARTYMANX/partymod-thps3
NOTE: The game must be patched with the new patcher if updating from a version before 2.0.0 Happy (upcoming) 25th anniversary to THPS3! I originally wrote this patch in 2022. It was my first time w...
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kristy eléison @kristycreme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
excuse for making unfunny jokes
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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
the concept of rape is much more hated than the act. when it happens to you all sorts of people who don't imagine themselves to be rape apologists crawl out of the dirt to reveal their true nature. it's much easier to be a spineless, brainless, fucking worm
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think this new shirt design is an important statement in these trying times, and may heal the world roryblank.bigcartel.com
A cute drawing of a tiger wearing a little hat and trousers and a shirt, fishing on a small island, with text saying "I don't actually have to do anything at all
I am perfectly contended living without purpose"
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kristy eléison @kristycreme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
future autoerotic asphyxiation victim
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Ella Dawson @brosandprose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're 5 new members away from me reading and reacting to this terrible propaganda romance about a liberal woman who falls in love with “a big-hearted, truck-driving guy who follows hockey, not headlines"! Subscribe to torture me for a good cause: rebeleverafter.binderybooks.com
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kristy eléison @kristycreme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they're not even trying man lol
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kristy eléison @kristycreme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i dunno. i've pretty much just been curating music for myself for the last quarter century. i have an oppositional defiance to taking music recommendations from friends let alone the radio or algorithms. anyway, here's Black Monolith
blackmonolith.bandcamp.com
Passenger, by Black Monolith
6 track album
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kristy eléison @kristycreme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Gregg Turkington On Cinema
Alt: Ant-Man star Gregg Turkington
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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𝔇𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 ☽⛤☾ ℌ𝔬𝔴𝔩 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔢 @therunepony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So this game called "Dverghold" came across my Steam homepage. Interesting retro vibes, apparently collabing with a dungeon synth artist for the OST. The art was kinda tickling my AI-dar though, so I scrolled down to look for any disclaimers.
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kristy eléison @kristycreme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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kristy eléison @kristycreme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my nine games
bloodborne; world of warcraft; red dead redemption 2; soulcalibur; silksong; symphony of the night; insomniac spider-man 2; metal gear solid 3; final fantasy x
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kristy eléison @kristycreme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@realbillmaher.bsky.social do it you bitchmade coward
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Jane Altoids @staticbluebat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you like my writings and would like to help it makes gas and groceries much less stressful. It’s always appreciated.
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, we're suspended from Twitch for (???) days. And we don't know what we did to get suspended. And Twitch won't tell us. So. Pretty cool! Thank you Twitch. Also we took down the VOD channel for the time being just in case that counts as "ban evasion." Anyway. Hopefully we'll be back soon???
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Longtime Sleepytime Tea Addict Has To Use 6 Bags Just To Feel Drowsy theonion.com/longtime-sleepytime-te…
Longtime Sleepytime Tea Addict Has To Use 6 Bags Just To Feel Drowsy
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Michelleraiser @michellestringer.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
A story in two parts
Screenshot of an exchange on Bluesky:

jamelle @jamellebouie.net 

i have come to the view that there is an extent to which elites are projecting the salience of bigotry on the broad public. *they* are preoccupied with this stuff and so they imagine the public must be obsessed with it.

Response by Michelle @michellestringer.bsky.social

Yeah, it's dangerous how elites push bigotry to target the vulnerable and distract the public.

Link to an article on transnews.network: 'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry

In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper ...Screenshot of Bluesky notifications:
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Isn’t it awful?
A bunch of peasants carry a man in a tuxedo who is saying “ ISN'T IT
AWFUL? DIDN'T YOU HEAR? THEY MADE THE GREEN M&M LESS SEXY.
THE WORLD IS SUCH A TERRIBLE PLACE.
THESE SICKOS
ARE TRYING TO DESTROY
OUR GOOD CLEAN WAY OF LIFE.”
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Tokusatsu GIFs @tokugifs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gakuen Tokusou Hikaruon (1987)
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max @gaydragon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
trying to post this before like in advance before i have to pay bills, but this is basically what im starting from rn this month lol. btw the job interview for that pharmacy job i thought went really well and then i got rejected anyway. i'm not even sure they were actually trying to hire for it
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the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
"Bret Hart claims he woke up one morning and saw the truth: America stinks"
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kristy eléison @kristycreme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lol
spider-man 2 file select screen. all six slots are 100% complete
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kristy eléison @kristycreme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
one of the things i hate about my roommate is she doesn't get her dog any exercise. she's a pitbull! she needs outside playtime!
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
how it feels to find juri hot but not be into feet stuff
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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kristy eléison @kristycreme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
between bill maher and jkr, HBO has really carved out a niche for itself as the pro genocide network
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Ashley Arcade 🏳️‍⚧️ @ashleyarcade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Free Palestine! Trans rights are human rights! Fuck ICE!
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kristy eléison @kristycreme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
when they ask us to give up our rights they are just maintaining the long standing tradition of using us as the vessels for all their sin
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Frame #24750 from S06 -E17 - Battle Salmon-629300
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
dang, new cat all pissed. this is not the face of an animal who is pleased to have been discovered.
Close-up of a small wild cat with brown striped fur, large rounded ears, amber eyes, and a dark nose, staring directly at the camera with an intense, slightly irritated expression.
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 15/09/2026
#OtD 15 Sep 1983 Michael Stewart, a 25-year-old Black student, was beaten to death by 10 NYPD officers after being caught painting graffiti. The medical examiner then helped them cover up the murder. No officers were convicted stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8745...
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We could all be watching a badass robot puppet fight a bunch of other puppets right now if we choose to...
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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 15/09/2026
I was Eaten By 6 Unusually Hot Sluts
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