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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 7h
would love to find a really low-mileage 1992 nissan stanza
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Emmy @emmfoolery.bsky.social · 14h
Happy October Eve! For Hallozeen this year, I made a 16-page walkthrough for a 36 year-old shareware classic. Primarily out of trash. I have no idea who the target audience is for this, besides me, but here you go! emmfoolery.itch.io/a-hallozeen-... #dosgaming #retrogaming
The opening game screen of Hugo's House of Horrors, by David P. Gray, for MS-DOS. A game released like, two weeks before I was born. Hugo's outside a haunted house! Spooky.
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Dillon Skiffington @squiblon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Blow up bowser from Mario party 1
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm not a graduate student
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a pop-up window from the DOS game Dino Park Tycoon. A dinosaur with long voluminous eyelashes and full red lips peeks over the top of a gray windows-style alert box. The text inside the box reads "End of summer quarter." There is an icon of a thumb's up.
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when you read my posts i want you to imagine that i'm wearing this and am posed like this and that everything i say is being delivered with the verve and grandeur of a high-school shakespeare production
some dumbass wearing a comically gargantuan virtual reality helmet, posed as if gazing off into the middle distance while holding up an equally-stupid looking VR manipulation glove
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
these franchises must be everywhere
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
taps the sign
a screenshot of a previous post of mine. it reads: 

xbox just really has no idea what to do. the only original IP they have left is forza, the hardware is too expensive, no one is interested in cloud STILL despite 10+ years of various companies demanding that actually people want it (they don't), nobody wants the AI, they just really have *nothing*
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my dad's recovery is going well, he's in way less pain and has even started spacing his meds farther apart. his crazy huge bruise is healing and he can get around the house just fine without help. i'm still handling the chores so he doesn't over-do it, but one day at a time we're getting there.
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've heard this from other institutions too. Somebody sends their "agent" to do research for them, and they blast out these ChatGPT-ass emails to hundreds of libraries, wasting their time and hoping they'll get a 1% response rate LLM sludge is like a DDoS for humans
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
my dad's fever is gone, thank you lord jesus. he's stiff and has an insane bruise on his side but otherwise his pain is under control and he's in good spirits. i've got all the chores done, the cat box is fresh, there's donuts, i'm playing slay the spire. let's keep this up.
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Captain Cube @captaincube.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
getting mixed signals here
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
good news is my dad is acting a lot more normal today, definitely has his wits about him and his pain levels are still manageable, he even made himself something to eat without much issue earlier. bad news is he has a low-grade fever; 99.9 when we found it, now down to 99.3.
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hat tip to @mrgeop.bsky.social for putting this on my timeline, as you can tell i am 39 years old (my9animes.com/en)
a graphic showing "the 9 anime that shaped who i am." the anime listed are: Ranma 1/2, Dragon Ball Z, Trigun, The Big O, Mobile Suit Gundam Wing, Sgt. Frog, Sailor Moon, Beast King GO Lion (as a stand-in for Voltron), and Read or Die.
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
doesn't seem like we'll need to take my dad to the ER tonight, he's still doped up but is a lot more coherent than he was earlier; not having trouble putting his sentences together and has perfectly good memory recall, which wasn't the case a few hours ago. shit's scary, man.
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
update on this, we talked to his nurse practitioner and she's having us stop one of the meds. if he's not a lot more normal by this evening we're taking him back to the ER.
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dad is WAY less coherent on the pain meds toady, way more drugged up, slow speech, can't stay awake, it's very different from yesterday. we're holding off on his next few doses until he has his wits about him. makes me uneasy for it to be so different from before, but hopefully it's nothing.
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
today was a lot easier than yesterday, my dad's pain levels were way down and he had a much better time getting in and out of bed. hard to know if he's improving or if it's just the painkiller cocktail doing a better job, but he suffered less and that's what matters. praying tomorrow goes this well.
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
leda fire emblem
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
yesterday morning my dad lost his balance on the porch, fell backward into the yard and broke two ribs. he's going to be okay, but recovery is expected to take six to eight weeks and he's in tremendous pain. still, grateful it wasn't worse. all prayers/thoughts/vibes/etc are sincerely appreciated 🙏
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Best job I’ll ever have, I miss it every day
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
just put out the master system again maybe it'll work this time
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
in a lot of ways i'm still just chasing the high of buying that hami wiwi off shopgoodwill
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i still spell it joystiq almost every time
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Diego Nicolás Argüello @diegoarguello.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
update: i'm parting ways with my freelance news gig at game developer at the end of the month. helping the team since april 2025 has been a great experience and has taught me a lot if you're looking for an experienced b2b news writer, or just an experienced freelancer that can do it all, i'm around
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the washbasin is his favorite
a screenshot of a youtube video depicting a very small frog sitting in a very small plastic tub, his head is just visibly peaking over the edge. there are captions in both japanese and english. the english caption reads "The washbasin is his favorite"
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
they should burn down big tex every year
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i like kirby www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSD3...
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Kirby on the phone
YouTube video by Courtesy
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i like kirby he's my friend
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
oh wow a DVD playback core for mister fpga! let's just look at the post and-- ah, yes, of course
Is this AI slop?

Well that depends on your definition of AI slop. Is it AI on the MiSTer pretending to be a DVD Player? No. It is a fully functional stand-alone DVD Player that AI helped make. I have spent probably 30 hours plus on this project. It's not a one prompt kind of thing
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i mean it looks better than star fox but when everything is wet it looks weirdly plastic-y. i'm sure it'll play fine, the original is still there, i'm so tired
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Chase Taylor-Carter @chasecarter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Questions for non-US tabletop creators and publishers (for an article): are you considering PAX Unplugged Houston for your annual convention circuit? How are you assessing both costs and its place on the calendar? DMs are open! Email: chase@rascal.news
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 06/09/2026
Legitimately one of our biggest collective failures as a media body is allowing The Game Awards to have this kind of gravity. I don't give a shit how it works. I don't give a shit how many people watch it. We fucked up centering a small corner of our coverage to this specific event.
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
my parents have like six opened bags of lay's going at any given time
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
slowly but surely, i am squeaking the ross. first book completed and 593/886 total puzzles down. thank you for the rats @alblune.bsky.social
a screenshot of my squeakross progress, showing that i have completed 300 out of 300 available puzzles, thus completing the first "book" of puzzles. there are four books total and hundreds of puzzles remaining.
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
fucking hell dude
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
today my dad finally gets to retire at 71, after working his whole life to provide for us and keep our family afloat. he was never afraid to take a second or third job when necessary and my greatest wish for him now is to sleep in and enjoy his rest.
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
so my parents have two cats, they grew up together and are usually inseparable, but ever since cat 1 got back from a few days at the vet, cat 2 won't get anywhere near him. she's being really aggressive and acting like he's a completely different cat. we figure it's because he smells like the vet?
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
that's me bottom right
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@alexrescuecat.bsky.social look at these freaks
european cereal covered in freaks
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i think cats have access to hypnospace
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Been blogging a lot lately, and am gonna try to use this Patreon page to be a bit more organized than randomly blasting links when I end up posting them here at 11pm. Please follow if you wanna! www.patreon.com/cw/colettear...
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Emmy @emmfoolery.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The DOS game jam has officially started! 😊
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
minor animal emergency today but thankfully the little guy is gonna be fine, has to spend a few days at the vet though so the bill is gonna be pretty crazy.
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
picross is an effective reminder that you can be fully logically consistent and still totally wrong
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
it's crazy that sleep medication can give you side effects that ruin your sleep. i am entitled to financial compensation.
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jordan 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i wish twitch let you add a message when you gift subs
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