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Joey McAllister

@joeymcallister.com
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Mostly organic material and a series of vibrations registering as sound. Abides in the liminal space between the Twin Cities of Saint Paul and Minneapolis, where nothing is quite real and anything is possible. Drums, mandolin. Rarely at the same time.

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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 7h
I have my great great great grandfathers diary in my possession - he drew this in 1845. There were no photos so he drew what he saw. I am sharing Henry T Whinfield’s art for the first time ever to the world. This is a world debut.
Drawing of a windmill
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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 5h
Update on watching local news from Philadelphia, and I'm not fucking around with you, I just heard "cheesesteak-throwing incident" and I have not laughed this hard in weeks
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 5h
My cousin and her husband moved to Saint Paul from BK this summer, and they’ve been biking. He says, “There’s no consistency with drivers here. Some are so friendly it’s aggressive while others are distracted/angry. At least in NYC I knew everybody was trying to kill me and could act accordingly.”
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Nick Ulivieri @nuphoto.com · 6h
Took a (very) rainy walk through the Loop tonight. I was absolutely soaked, but my camera stayed dry enough.
The pavement in Chicago is wet from a day-long rain. Street and traffic lights reflect on the stored in vivid colors. In the foreground, a person with an umbrella is an out-of-focus silhouetteCalder's Flaming - an orange, abstract metal sculpture in Chicago stands in a wet, reflective plaza. The sculpture is reflected in the rain coating the plaza's stone pavers in the evening with buildings in the background
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 6h
Turns out every accusation is a confession. Anyway vote Nithya 2026 for a mayor who doesn’t do petty bullshit like this
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Alex DeLuca @alexldeluca21.bsky.social · 21h
New: A Florida county discovered Flock cameras along its roads that officials didn’t know were there. No one has publicly claimed them. Who has operated them — and who has had access to their data — remains a mystery. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
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Florida county discovers mysterious Flock cameras with no obvious owner
Officials say they don’t know who installed the controversial cameras or how the data was being used. Residents are unnerved.
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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · 9h
Proud to present my lifesize T. rex head, affectionately named Hannibal. I created this myself from start to finish- digital sculpture, resin 3D printing, painting, etc. Huge thanks to my friend @rj-palmer.com for instrumental crits and redlines during the sculpting process.
Life-size t rex head model from front 3/4 view. I am also in frameLife size t rex head model, from frontLife size t-rex model, from front and staring directly down the barrel of the camera
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 8h
I have zero love for TSA, but this is fucking stupid and they should pitch a fit.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 16h
Ford-Sponsored Schindler's List Intermission NBC/WKYC 3 1997-02-23 : 74s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 74 seconds.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 16h
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 10h
Hemingway: “What? Some kids are born with big feet. It’s fine.”
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 10h
It’s literally the story.
Baby shoes, never worn. 

They’re cute, size 1, red things with bows. I don’t know where they came from, but neither of our kids ever wore them. Too small, probably.
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Dig @cajuntaper.bsky.social · 12h
Very cool new documentary project: Dry Bones takes contemporary Cajun and Creole artists into the archives at the Center for Louisiana Studies at the University of Louisiana in Lafayette, resurrecting archival material and interpreting it through a modern lens. youtu.be/bJt7f4phP9A?...
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Louisiana Music Brought Back to Life | Dry Bones | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Roots of Fire
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 14h
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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✨‧₊˚ meh (but spooky) ˚₊‧✨ @ericgerhardt.com · 14h
this is fine right? when the head of trust and safety on a website you frequent is personally blocking you? i sure hope i'll never need any trust or safety or anything like that 🤔
Aaron Rodericks
@aaron,bsky.team
 (/) User Blocking You
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 15h
garfield “huh. i wonder who that’s for” meme
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 19h
BREAKING: Renee Good’s family sues the U.S. government and immigration officials over her killing in Minneapolis.
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Renee Good's family sues US government and immigration officials over her killing in Minneapolis
Renee Good’s family has sued the U.S. government and several immigration officials, alleging wrongful death and other violations of federal law in the 37-year-old woman’s killing by an immigration officer during a federal crackdown in Minnesota.
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 17h
27K k/hr in orbit. Super cool.
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 17h
The landing of the rocket stage is unreal.
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 18h
“See those puffs of gas there, that’s just for attitude control.” Same, NASA announcer.
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 18h
3.4 G-force. Makes my sinuses hurt just thinking about it.
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 18h
Incredible. Every time.
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 18h
Liftoff 🚀
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 18h
2 minutes
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John Garrison Marks @johngmarks.com · 21h
To lose visitors in the year you HOST THE WORLD CUP and celebrate a big anniversary is truly incredible.
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NASA's SpaceX Crew-13 Launch
YouTube video by NASA
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 18h
7 minutes.
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 18h
Plan is to launch crew to ISS in about 35 minutes. They just said the crew will arrive at the ISS about 8 hours after launch. That’s an impressive commute. Mildly surprised they’re calling it SpaceX Crew-13. I mean, I know they are, and I am not superstitious but I’m still surprised.
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 19h
As of today, “Diamonds and Pearls” is old enough to be U.S. president under the Constitution.
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Twin Cities governmental rivalry monkey paw keeps curling a finger until it's just a clenched fist punching us all in the face
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Alethea Kontis 알리티아 @aletheakontis.com · 01/10/2026
Happy October! 🖤🍁💀🎃
The sweet transvestite from Transylvania tosses off her cloak at the stroke of midnight on October 1 
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's where I've been for a while. We can't even reach questions about the death penalty itself because we fail essential predicates such as "fair and consistent criminal justice system" and "reliable death penalty verdicts that leave no reasonable doubt" and, as shown tonight, "humane execution."
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Greg Morosoff @gregmorosoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Art by Ota Janecek Illustration for Kinderparadies (Children's paradise) 1960 #CorvidCrew
Art by Ota Janecek
Illustration for Kinderparadies (Children's paradise)
1960
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SEN. SCHMITT: You deny seeing Bon Jovi at State Farm Arena that night in Atlanta? You just perjured yourself. JACK SMITH: I don’t even like- SEN. KLOBUCHAR: There was a Bon Iver thing that night in Eau Claire. SMITH: That’s right, Amy. I saw you there. KLOBUCHAR: Living room deal. It was nice.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 01/10/2026
O barbarous and bloody spectacle!
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Will Jones @willpjones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
READ THIS, and then call or write to your representatives, the governor, the UMN President and Regents. And vote in November for people who will fund higher ed. If you don't live in MN, this is happening or is going to happen to your public university soon.
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 01/10/2026
Fucking yikes
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine what the numbers would have looked like without hosting the World Cup
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mike-in-wisko.bsky.social @mike-in-wisko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We had a civil war over control of black bodies, guess we can have one over women's bodies. This fucking country man.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 30/09/2026
This has the potential to rip apart comity between the states. If SCOTUS comes in and says that blue states can't regulate abortion in their own states and red states get a veto over it, it'll create a massive crisis for federalism. thehill.com/homenews/sta...
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Red states challenge mail-order abortion shield laws for providers
Three attorneys general in anti-abortion states filed a lawsuit directly with the U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday challenging the abortion shield laws of three Democratic-led states that protect ph…
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty clear to me there’s a very good case against this man for mass murder, and I’m saying that in as measured a fashion as I can. He’s order the killing of 234 people under no plausible war or legal justification. I am skeptical he will ever face legal accountability for til his but he should.
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Rude1 Haunted Badness. ⁂ @rude1.blacksky.team · 30/09/2026
BBC
https://www.bbc.com
Meta to pay up to $18bn to settle claims its platforms harm children
Aug 26, 2026 - Meta's $18bn settlement may hasten reckoning for social media on child safety • Meta hooked children on Facebook and Instagram, US court hears ...
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 30/09/2026
She just came back with half a candy and said, “I forgot to tell him I can’t have anymore candy.” We both waited a beat, and I said, “Just eat it.” And she ate it like one of those dogs with a treat on their nose who has FINALLY BEEN SET FREEEEEE
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 30/09/2026
“how is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?”
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
liberty biberty was humanely put down after mauling his handler
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 30/09/2026
It’s still September, kids. Let’s cool it with the Halloween candy.
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 30/09/2026
(I opened one for her.)
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