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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻

@patiomensch.bsky.social
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Documenting Dad Life in Saint Paul, MN 🌟 🚲 Founded #30DaysofBiking, organizes #JoyfulRidersClub ❤️ Two daughters 🏀⚾️⚽️🥇Loves Timberwolves, Twins, Loons, F1rst Wrestling 💰 Writer by trade “Patrick is always friendly.” - Anu Li He/him

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Robin for Ward 2 @robin4mpls.bsky.social · 5h
Imagine what we could do with that revenue: free childcare for Minneapolis families, a citywide municipal sidewalk plowing pilot, significantly more affordable housing, and other public goods that actually lower the cost of everyday life. These aren’t unrealistic demands.
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 5h
Darker than Salò? Darker than Martyrs?! Thank you for reminding me of how much I hated Martyrs.
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Joyful Riders Club @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social · 5h
The Loons Loop was funnnnnn!! Thanks @bikemn.bsky.social. Onward to the DJ ride tonight at @perennialcycle.bsky.social, 6 p.m. behind the shop.
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 5h
The highest paid ($200+ million) was Bahram Akradi of Lifetime. So that’s where those high monthly membership fees go.
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Laura G Mitchell @lauragmitchell.com · 15/09/2026
Mpls City Council President @elliottpayne.org is DJing on this ride!
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Robin for Ward 2 @robin4mpls.bsky.social · 5h
A recent Star Tribune article found that 14 Minnesota CEOs took home more than $10 million, with one making more than $200 million. This is exactly why we need to tax the rich.
Screenshot of a Star Tribune graphic featuring stacks of green coins rising alongside U.S. currency and a businessperson carrying a briefcase. Large text reads: “14 Minnesota CEOs took home over $10 million, with one making more than $200 million.”
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 6h
Feels like I have a thread of thoughts in me about The Odyssey. I really loved it.
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 13h
Hey that’s @deveric.net and my back in the pages of @racketmn.com! Thanks to those fine folks for the fantastic feature.
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 21h
He really hit a homer with that one.
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 21h
I had to see it at Plymouth Grand 15, so it was a bit of an Odyssey to get there.
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m finally seeing The Odyssey. In October.
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow. LOISH got accused of using Ai to make her art. I started following her on early deviantart. I remember first seeing her paintings in college. This is ridiculous, no one is safe. Artists Ive followed for actual decades are getting harassed because their work has been stolen and regurgitated.
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Peter Mason @devomase.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I really hope Porky is a dog ...
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Porky decided I needed to wake up at 6 a.m. 😩
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Dan Marshall @danmarstp.marshallwords.com · 02/10/2026
Well, Wes, this sent me down a bizarre astroturf rabbit hole. Let's see who the super creeps behind this are! WakeUpSaintPaul.org is a generic site with some bogus survey likely designed to collect names. It says its a "project of the Domestic Policy Caucus".
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At no point while reading this sentence did I correctly predict what was coming next.
Twitter screenshot: New: Kyrsten Sinema's ex-boyfriend and former bodyguard said he threw her paintings into her swimming pool in part because he felt disillusioned by her relationship with a major
U.S. Artificial Intelligence software developer amid the war in Gaza
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Gordon Padelford @gordonofseattle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It may be fall, but the 2nd Ave bike lane is still in bloom! 🌻🌺🚲🛴 #BikesAndBlooms #BloomScrolling
Bike lane and blooms Bike lane and bloomBike lane and blooms Bike lane and blooms
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My cousin and her husband moved to Saint Paul from BK this summer, and they’ve been biking. He says, “There’s no consistency with drivers here. Some are so friendly it’s aggressive while others are distracted/angry. At least in NYC I knew everybody was trying to kill me and could act accordingly.”
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Project True North @projtruenorth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
During the ICE surge, Lisa Demuth signed a letter thanking ICE and praising Kristi Noem for her "steady leadership."
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We’ve officially made a year of mortgage payments on this house! Twenty-nine more to go.
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The DJ ride finale is only two sleeps away! Three DJs and a bonfire. @deveric.net did a test ride along the Cedar Lake Trail tonight and those dance stops are gonna be sweet.
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MN Cargo Bike Library @mcbl.bike · 02/10/2026
Cool baby... or coolest baby?
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I visited the website and its argument for why rent control created higher property taxes is nonexistent.
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tonight’s Zoom piano lesson was hectic. 😝 The girls fought over who had to go first while their kind piano teacher sat there waiting for us. Zosia got antsy halfway through her lesson and begged to stop so I sat there with her and did the piano playing.
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, now the leaves are really falling.
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's close. Ocarina of Time is Nov. 6 and GTA VI is Nov. 19.
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
There is a brief period in spring and a brief period in autumn when the air is lightly chilly, and you open the window to let in the breeze and tuck your blanket a little tighter
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s a negative.
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Canis Hoopus @canishoopus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chris Finch has had to adapt to his roster every year. Now, the Wolves have what he wants, and that could mean hardware. 🏅 @bigmeatyclaws.bsky.social makes his debut at Canis to share why Finch could be in line to win Coach of the Year ⤵️ www.canishoopus.com/timberwolves...
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An Early Argument for Coach of the Year, Chris Finch
Chris Finch has had to adapt to his roster every year. Now, the Wolves have what he wants, and that could mean hardware.
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s good to see someone succeeding after doing the right thing.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Ed Sheeran: you know, I also sold out
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Laura G Mitchell @lauragmitchell.com · 29/09/2026
Holy shit. Friend of a friend encountered a driver on Sabo Bridge today. Driver apparently seemed very confused and lost. Howwww did they get past the concrete barricades on both ends? (For non Mpls folks: this bridge is bike/ped only & paths up are narrow w/ bollards on both ends.)
A car is on Sabo Bridge
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ANT @allelitegraps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The legendary Vincent D'Onofrio, author of the most beautiful tweet of all time:
A tweet from the actor Vincent D'Onofrio that reads:
Pigs can't look up.
But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When will we have a mayor whose actions don’t require city council members to issue carefully worded statements every other week?
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Zosia’s 1st grade teacher is so legit. Today she commiserated about the Lynx loss, praised Olivia Miles, AND extolled the awesomeness of Peyton Tolle. She also said we’re an “Instagram family” because of how stylish the girls are always looking. I’m a fan, I’m a fan.
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m glad all these rainy days are helping to off-set the drought this summer but I’m also tired of rainy days and lack of sunshine. Can I get a sunbeam or two?! Cmon man!
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It might be over soon.
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shooting my shot.
An IG story post from the Joyful Riders Club inviting Olivia Miles, rookie of the year, to attend our two social rides on Saturday to celebrate her great season
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The non-Minnesotans may need a translation because Klobuchar's tone and phrasing *seem* kinda low-key, but her levels of exasperation and disdain are at 11; she's basically yelling in his face and telling him to meet her outside
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I cleaned the kitchen so well last night that it didn’t need cleaning tonight—just a few touch-ups. More time to catch up on Ted Lasso and read about King Arthur.
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shiftedshaped - emily mae @shiftedshaped.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Two photos of a human (Olivia Miles) with the text:

I'm rooting for the lesbians. I just have to, always. The gays, the theys, all of them.
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The first series is over in 2 games. That’s so f-cking stupid.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 29/01/2026
If you are a person who works in social media, and your job requires you to manage an account on Twitter/X, please ask your boss, in writing, to verify that you are required as a responsibility of your position to be on a platform that knowingly creates and monetizes child sexual abuse material …
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Josh Vetter @joshvetter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mob justice occurs in the absence of real justice. They deserve so much worse than losing their jobs and getting called out on social media.
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay. Obviously she has my vote but also she has my vote.
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GOPHER LIQUOR STORE
Small store with big sign reflecting on wet blacktop
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WNBA should go to 7 games for the playoffs. This is way too accelerated.
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🎃 Phantom Screamenson 👻 @patiomensch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Patient Zero” is a hit with the Stephenson girls. And me.
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