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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

elon musk unveils new, difficult to describe torso shape

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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

These feel like Hoke-era levels of holding penalties

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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Michigan storming the field against Western Michigan is worse than losing lol

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

this is what happens when you put ads in the stadium

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Tyler Parker @tylerparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Impossible to overstate how important Dolly Parton was/is to American music. Had so many hits she couldn’t remember if she wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” on the same day or the same week. The literacy project alone would make her a cultural titan. She should be on American currency.

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

*affecting a weirdly southern but still firmly midwestern accent* now son that train just ain’t gon hunt

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

bud looks like Jamie Lee Curtis went grape-stomping

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

My students are always learning my six sacred techniques then trying to use them against me in battle. Obviously I'm going to use the secret seventh technique to defeat them. Every day with this.

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Jan Ochoa @janochoa.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Please. One more time.

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

You simply would not catch me playing basketball against the coward and fool victor wembanyama. Oh you’re a million feet tall? I’m 5’8 and I’ve stabbed the ball with a knife. Get bent you big weirdo, get down from there

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Seeds In your multitudes Scarce to be counted Filling the top bun With crunch and delight

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

more like the orlando tragic, in many ways

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🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

like he’s ending an improv scene

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

and Rory has to put the green jacket on himself now yes? has to stand behind himself, throw it in the air, then run to where he would be and try to catch it onto his body, is that correct?

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

this Michigan team may be the best college basketball team to have ever briefly trailed Northwestern by 15 points before eventually winning comfortably

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

not normally a shot caller but ink it, Trey Mckenney POY next year

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

is leading a top 5? 10? all time Kenpom team by 16 at the half in the final four with your best player injured good? or bad? thank you for your attention to this matter

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Pastor…allow me to formally invite you to Giant Robot Fight Club www.instagram.com/giantrobotfi...

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Ten glorious years of a guy who has mostly been the president and always been the main character of American political life doing posts like this and everyone trying to figure out what cable news segment he saw, misunderstood in the way a dog might misunderstand a crossword, and made into policy.

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

1) going crazy fast in close quarters while wearing machetes 2) somebody could trip and fuck you up and then you wasted 4 years cuz some other idiot couldn’t keep his balance 3) you’re basically doing that thing where motorcyclaists drive around inside a ball

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

something I have determined after exactly 1 viewing experience is that to be a short track speed skater you have to be incredibly joker-level fucked up

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 09/02/2026

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/02/2026

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

after 50 years in the game she was still throwing absolute gas out of the bullpen on The Studio

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Catherine O’Hara was the fucking goat. Cookie Fleck is eternal to me. This walk should’ve made her immortal makeagif.com/i/rV71fV

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

the day it happens should eventually be a flag day-tier national holiday. Like we would never give it a shred of reverence but it should be a thing where we go “haaaa remember?” every year and the tradition is to throw some piss on a representative totem if you can’t make it to the actual gravesite

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Tom Homan looks like a guy whose sole thing is getting impotently angry at two of the Marx brothers torturing him at his lemonade stand

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

SPENCER: Spencer banana shake. Cookout Spencer flavor shake SURBUR: No, Spencer. Don’t get a banana milkshake. SPENCER: Good flavor good Spencer give beautiful Spencer deserve banana SURBUR: there are better flavors. Banana is a bad choice. SPENCER: jealousy surbur @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Politics hasn't been this simple in a long time: do you think it's good for one man to exercise unchecked, arbitrary power or not. Those are the two available ideologies right now

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

next year, we toast the patriarch, the Ur-Tart, unfrosted and dust-flavored

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

MORMONS SHALL TASTE THE SECULAR FLESH OF THE WILD BERRY

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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 21/12/2023

feliz na’vi dad

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

ok so y’know how muppet Christmas carol is one regular guy (Michael Caine) and all muppets right so what about the other way, one muppet and everyone else is people. Reverse Muppet Christmas Carol starring beeker, is my point

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macaulay bulkin’ @joestriks.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

“the cursed earth the Browns were built on” sneaking in there like a stan lee cameo

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