Reposted by joanofarqNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12hI converted to Catholicism two weeks ago. Here’s why I think Jesus would’ve supported live streaming executions. 282480384
Reposted by joanofarqPatrick Damp @synonymforwet.bsky.social · 11hThe Gen Z kids at work when I do something cool 91964207
Reposted by joanofarqAP_0001 @ap-0001.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Trump can’t demolish the east wing, he demolished the east wing. He can’t build an arch. He’s building an arch. He can’t promote his crypto business.. he doesn’t give a fuck what’s legal. He will seise votes from key precincts and void the midterms. 181
Reposted by joanofarqMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry 25386731190
Reposted by joanofarqCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Exactly. This is such a lie. Email had a purpose. The internet had a purpose. Search had a purpose. Everybody loved Silicon Valley in the 90s because they made shit that did what it promised. Now 3 guys who never made SHIT have ALL the money in SV. They're scam artists. Not engineers. 382720610
Reposted by joanofarqMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don’t think I’m ever going to get the appeal of pivoting to video for podcasts. I’ve been listening to podcasts for 20 years, and never once have I thought, my God, I need to SEE these people! I’m on a walk or doing the dishes, I don’t need video.  1375116508
Reposted by joanofarqpublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026THE POPE: CHICAGO WHITE SOX CANNOT REIGN FOR 1,000 YEARS IF AI DESTROYS HUMANITY 010017
joanofarq @joanofarq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There are numerous young men with the name “Diego Sarabia” online. Please don’t be an idiot and start harassing the ones who are NOT rapists, as is already happening. 010
Reposted by joanofarq🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026I will vote to send myself out to sea on a barge before I vote for Rahm Emmanuel. Please be serious. 431263136
Reposted by joanofarqMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026FUN FACT: If you put a ✝️ in your bio—or around your neck—you can be super cruel and hateful to other people and Jesus won’t care. Glory! 1642746423
Reposted by joanofarqAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit" 2409218595339
joanofarq @joanofarq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026One thing I like to do when I’m waiting on an elevator or in line is eavesdrop on a nearby conversation and then randomly interject my opinion and I don’t understand why everyone gives me the side eye.🤷♀️ 000
Reposted by joanofarqPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine 03845607
Reposted by joanofarqGremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I truly don’t understand this “transplant” nonsense. The whole THING about NYC is that ppl come here from other places to mutate into New Yorkers! TO SEE IF THEY CAN BE KING OF THE HILL, TOP OF THE HEAP! Imho a rando who moved here a year ago is the MOST NY person. Welcome Ohio rando, have a bagel 1835845372
Reposted by joanofarqPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever 188137472919
joanofarq @joanofarq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Our rural county has been at war for 5 yrs now with the Christian Nationalists trying to take over our public library and run it into the ground.Today a woman’s car was vandalized in town and her “I support public libraries” bumper sticker torn off her car.They are losing and now they’re big mad. 000
Reposted by joanofarqHelen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life 397130691225
joanofarq @joanofarq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“You can fully love someone without wanting to get closer to them or spend the rest of your life with them” is a sentence I just randomly saw on Reddit and suddenly this explains so many things. So. Many. Things. 000
joanofarq @joanofarq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026No less a personage than Judge Luttig agrees with me that this is what is in the works so fuck you all you who said I’m just demoralizing people for no reason. Good luck with this: judgeluttig327269.substack.com/p/january-3-...judgeluttig327269.substack.comJanuary 3, 2027 - The Final Battle for America’s DemocracyHouse Republicans are poised to claim that the midterm elections were stolen from them when they meet on January 3 to decide which Members-elect will be seated in the 120th Congress 000
Reposted by joanofarqalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026this is what killed Bob Mackie 45970161
Reposted by joanofarqderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This idea applies to other things. If you wear a big sun hat, a polo shirt, and a pair of baggy cargo shorts to the zoo, you can tell people wholly fabricated, rather incorrect information about the animals and they will believe you. 1945665550
Reposted by joanofarqAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/09/2026Any time any anchor ever asks a Democrat about Hasan Piker, the correct response is “Piker isn’t running for anything. Republicans have a literal candidate supported by Mike Johnson who refers to kids as cum trophies. You’re asking the wrong questions.” 16839401356
Reposted by joanofarqMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We are less than two months until Election Day for the most important midterms of our lifetime. Ballots have already started to be sent out. The threats to free and fair elections are real and growing more serious by the day. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/here...democracydocket.comHere is Trump's blueprint to rig the 2026 midtermsWe are less than two months until Election Day for the most important midterms of our lifetime. 381500755
joanofarq @joanofarq.bsky.social · 12/09/2026You fools still think Texas is turning blue? They have owned every apparatus in the State for decades. They don’t have to even try hard to steal it. There’s no one to stop them. Mike Johnson isnt gonna seat the new House in January either. The 119th Congress is gonna barricade itself in. 100
Reposted by joanofarqBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Writer for NBC10 Boston fuckin HATES Mercury 943603457
joanofarq @joanofarq.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If you’re in the demographic that follows me; run, don’t walk to see Coyote v Acme. You’re welcome. 000
Reposted by joanofarqMicah @rincewind.run · 06/09/2026what if a man was Large but also Woke but also Incredibly Violent it’s really the perfect bluesky show 371872202
Reposted by joanofarqMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026someone posted (on threads) that opening up threads is like a lil phone cigarette and yes 294464482
Reposted by joanofarqChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026My mom rarely offers editorial direction but she definitely said “You better do Gloria on the show tonight!” 🫡 1162345169
joanofarq @joanofarq.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Whoever in Anonymous did this, Thank you for your service. 000
joanofarq @joanofarq.bsky.social · 03/09/2026long thread on yesterday bout how the Harry Potter books suck independently of their author and I’m relieved because back in the day I could only make it a third of the way thru the first one because the writing was so bad and I felt like I was at a party where I was the only one not drunk. 000
joanofarq @joanofarq.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Famous family story: my FIL had a date with Gloria Steinem in HS. She lived in Toledo and I have seen the outside of her house at the time. Rest in Power to a legend. 010
joanofarq @joanofarq.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It was like this all over Europe for us….particularly Berlin. German engineering is wild. 000
Reposted by joanofarqCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Wife: Who is Hasan Piker Me: Punter for the Packers Wife: Really? Me: No, but it doesn't really matter 121068104
joanofarq @joanofarq.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Do people not realize they will either steal the elections/refuse to acknowledge the results and even if they did, refuse to seat the new Congress? They go to jail if they ever lose power again. Nothing to lose by doing a coups. 100
joanofarq @joanofarq.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Also, im tired of people who use their (often self-diagnosed) neurodivergence and perimenopause as an excuse to be awful to other people. I do not accept your “I’m hormonal and also on 17 spectrums,” as an excuse. Please stop listening to AI avatar doctors on Tik Tok and see an actual MD if worried. 000
joanofarq @joanofarq.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If I hear the word “perimenopause” one more time I’m gonna fuken scream.🚺have been going through menopause for millennia;Yeah,it’s annoying.It’s uncomfortable.It’s not a disease.It’s not a pathology.It’s another way to say women have the vapors/are hysterical/have Victorian novel wasting disease. 100
Reposted by joanofarqKatie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Is Congress ready for a “mountain Democrat”? Jamie Ager wants to take his decades of work ethic as a farmer in western North Carolina to Washington to show how to get the hard work done. He joins me on how Trump’s policies are hurting working families: youtu.be/BpkwVHqGUrs?...youtu.beTrump PANICS as North Carolina WANTS HIM GONE After GOP Rep QUITS!!YouTube video by Katie Phang 351549450
Reposted by joanofarqScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The Springfield Ohio bullshit is like, the most pronounced and clear cut example of American moral rot I’ve seen in forever. Literally asking Haitians to come to revitalize your hollowed-out community, and then subjecting them to this racial terror and humiliation after they do? Fucking hell 222580587
Reposted by joanofarqMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My fear is that it's going to happen in the middle of the night and there will be several hours when I'm sleeping and have no idea it's happened already 1612092162
joanofarq @joanofarq.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I’m old and can remember a time when health insurance wasn’t this bad. I was dx’d with ovarian cancer in 2003. Our health insurance at the time paid all but $500.00 of a 500,000 treatment bill. Today that treatment would prob. Cost 2-3 million and even the “good” insurance would pay a fraction. 010
joanofarq @joanofarq.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Ok but I’m fixated on the fact that those are not the Yankees colors WTF? 000
Reposted by joanofarqAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/08/2026Parents today will never know the joy of getting a surprise $700 phone bill full of toll calls, 976 hotline charges, and teen party lines. 2793584230
Reposted by joanofarqPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026They should do a spider-man 2 ps5 dlc where Mamdani is mayor so there can be a subplot of Mamdani fixing problems before Spidey can get to them 184089541