Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 20/10/2025It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss. 633464509
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialHannah, but ghostly @hannahr.bsky.social · 16/07/2025please meet Alex the Great, a therapy bunny who works at the San Fran airport and now Giants games to help people who are overwhelmed LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT. 307203903044
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialChris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I think I've accidentally taken some drugs. 1551983198
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialThe Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 10/07/2025Emma Bernard, 33, from Ancoats, finds it difficult to decipher social situations at the best of times – yet has mysteriously managed to last three entire decades without playfully spanking a colleague.thedailytism.comWow! Autistic woman who struggles to read a room manages not to sexually harass peopleDespite having an autism diagnosis, a woman has survived a whole lifetime without sexually harassing anybody in the workplace, it has been reported. Emma Bernard, 33, from Ancoats, finds it difficult ... 0359121
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Prime Day celebrates the indomitable spirit of optimism in which we sign up for a month’s free trial of something, confident we’ll remember to unsubscribe before we start paying, and yet here we are still paying every month five years later. 0142
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialMark O’Neill 🐻 @radiobeartime.com · 06/07/2025It’s amazing what people get away with observer.co.uk/news/nationa...observer.co.ukThe real Salt Path: how the couple behind a bestseller le...Penniless and homeless, the Winns found fame and fortune with the story of their 630-mile walk to salvation. We can reveal it was far from the truth 33350178
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialCenturii chan @centuriichan.bsky.social · 22/05/2025the first conspiracy. 82149902621
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 19/05/2025i blanked on Dr Julian Bashir's name and i had to remind myself of it by searching "Garak love interest" 534853
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialTris @trisresists.bsky.social · 05/03/2025This is next level! 💥 810512689287
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialwaltydunlop @waltydunlop.bsky.social · 01/03/2025David Niven's birthday, is it? Time once more for The Greatest Picture Ever Taken, then. 241441396
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Me when I look at these Beatles wax works 147411
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialSara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 27/02/2025When one of your satirical pieces breaks Google 30863217
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialRobin Allender @robinallender.bsky.social · 27/02/2025‘I can’t even touch the books you’ve read’ – Bob Dylan, ‘The Idiot Wind’ 083
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialBuffering the Vampire Slayer @bufferingcast.bsky.social · 25/02/2025please welcome the newest member of the Buffering family (and the latest wearer of the traveling yummy sushi pajamas) baby Sal! everyone is happy and healthy! ❤️🍣❤️ 41053
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialAthena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 25/02/2025If I was going to write a joke about how silly AI is, I would have written this one. Absolute scenes 092
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialJordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 24/02/2025Got married this weekend. 133283028
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialArthur Webber 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I think I should start bringing cue cards with me to my testosterone shots because the injection takes 5 minutes and coming up with 5 minutes worth of small talk so it’s less awkward whilst there’s a needle in my arse is not one of my strengths. Ended up talking about rollercoasters once. 8581
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialdoug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 20/02/2025did the doctor from arrested development write this 553406452
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Opinion | The woke Left is banging the table claiming that it was Russian soldiers who invaded Ukraine in 2022. But how do we know it wasn't Antifa and Black Lives Matter, wearing Russian uniforms? 311131120
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialJessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 18/02/2025They tried to cancel John Crace from covering the right-wing jamboree at ExCel but no one can stop him filing copy this good www.theguardian.com/politics/202... 342211631
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/02/2025nzsky underrated 16510081698
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialOckeroid @ockeroid.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description 152144602974
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialSarah Clarke - Not your doll @damselindystopia.northsky.social · 18/02/2025Robbing a bank but misgendering somebody on my way out so the entire British political establishment has my back. 9984171
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialAmanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 15/02/2025“If Rose and Jack reunited in the afterlife then what happened to Rose’s husband, the man she married and raised a family with? Did he have to spend eternity watching his wife with the big boat fling bloke she wouldn’t share a door with?” “I meant questions about the job” “Oh. What time is lunch?” 21278
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 14/02/2025HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--[wheezing, dead] 807272639
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialCezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 15/02/2025OH SHitshitshit. I screwed up. I just... Alan Moore is stronger than he looks. Pretty sure he knows kung fu. Possibly also magic. He's looking for me right now. I hid in his closet but it's just a matter of time before he finds me. I don't care about the attempted kidnapping charges. CALL THE COPS!! 3152
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialAkallabêth 🇺🇦 @akallabeth24.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Oops 😬 9827684719211
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialCezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 08/02/2025INT. Starship Enterprise CPT. PICARD Earl Grey, hot. PICARD watches in horror (and lust) as the malfunctioning machine creates a naked, jacked Englishman in front of his eyes. 48915
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/02/2025This branding is like the solution to a riddle designed to rid people of their unconscious bias against lesbian couples being able to own bakeries. 827611
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 03/02/2025“I had that actress from the 1950 film “Odette” in the back of my cab once” “Anna Neagle?” “No, she was on her own” 1946151
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialRosie Fletcher @rosieatlarge.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Look no matter how I do, not everyone can say they made their own cardigan when they go on Mastermind. 4263
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialDittie @dittie.sheshed.rocks · 02/02/2025Bessie Coleman was a half Native American and half African-American woman and the first of both to hold a pilot license in the US and internationally. 10289191821
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialTwlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 01/02/2025This is a fantastic piece 37415
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialRichard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I've got Walls panicking 3331
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 27/01/2025love the NY Times being like "it's time for you to take bird flu seriously" is it? what would you like me, some guy, to do about it? am I who hasn't been taking it seriously? 1548757
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 27/01/2025OpenAI: China stole our tech!! Luddites: Oh weird how'd you make your tech in the first place OpenAI: 😡 93104851465
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialRichard Osman @richardosman1.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Fewer than half of British people can name the 2022 British PM with a 5-letter surname starting with T. Politics can be more brutal than showbusiness sometimes. 1782071284
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialKumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this. 287227231486
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialAdam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 22/01/2025In DuckTales, the city where Donald Duck lives is Duckburg. In the Dutch version it's Duckstad. In German Entenhausen (“home of ducks”). And in some French versions... Donaldville. I found this unimaginative, until I remembered there’s a place in Missouri called Humansville (and I'm from Manchester) 918612
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialTom Neenan @tpneenan.bsky.social · 21/01/2025After leaving Trump's inauguration] ME: FRIEND: ME: FREIND: ME: FREIND: Lot of rapists for an in - ME: A LOT of rapists for an inauguration 234369
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 21/01/2025this is.....actually reassuring? 922154
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialChris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Strong move. This should be filed with The Goons and Round The Horne and The Burkiss Way and On The Hour in the 'All Time Greats' column. John Finnemore is one of the best writers of comedy of our time. 2024222
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialBat Terror @mattthr.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Very much here for the staff of IKEA inventing fake board games for their room display 13658821138
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 19/01/2025When I left home I forgot to take all my porn mags with me. Imagine my surprise on my first visit back to find my mum had filed them in a lever arch file. Even my dad remarked she'd surpassed herself this time. 1431111
Reposted by @joanna-m9.bsky.socialMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 19/01/2025the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement 375216823232
