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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🚨🚨🚨 @nogodsnomayors.com 🚨🚨🚨
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Turner Over @yinzer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Friday
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Watching facisism play out in real time is way more bonkers than I ever expected
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly did this too. We’re sad because these two stars helped a lot of people figure out who they were and feel seen too. Dolly said “Find out who you are and do it on purpose.”
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jesus. Flames on the side of my face
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The rumors are true. Stand by for more.
A black-and-white frog sitting on a stick in front of a pride flag 
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Wherein the pod once again shows its raison d'etre... fuck you for making me cry
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Listen to Boonta Vista
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If you want to ragebait yourself, watch this. It’s a lot of fear mongering and bullshit to say, effectively, that we’re doing a shock doctrine and we’re abandoning our climate targets. Happy Canada Day Eve, everyone.
youtu.be
Forward Guidance: Canada’s Energy Future.
YouTube video by Mark Carney
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
‘taylor swift plans to release three variants for toy sto-‘
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 19/04/2026
Trellick Tower, built in 1972, London r/brutalism
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Do I really have to watch the racecar movie now?
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Markwayne Carney ☭ @barrhavenist.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
If Mark Carney wasn’t full of shit we’d have seized and nationalized US-owned assets in Canada by now
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Met Ralph when I was 8 years old. He drunkenly belched in my face, shoved $10 in my pocket and told me to invest it in o&g. Cant wait for this hometown hero! @nogodsnomayors.com
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Guardian correspondent give us absolute gold
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/11/2025
it never feels right when something good happens. we aren’t supposed to have hope at all
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Fall is the worst. If it's gonna be cold, give me snow. I need a 20 to -20 climate.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
NEVER!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITEN WHO MIGHT BE TEMPERARILY TRAPPED INSIDE OF A BODY BUT IT DOSENT MEAN THAT THE BODY IS IN CHARGE OF THEM , THE SOUL COMMANDS THE FLESH NOT THE OPPOSITE!!! DO MY BIDDING UNTIL IM TIRED OF THIS SHIT!!!!! AND TDA TEXT SAYS " I WILL NEVER LISTN TO MY BODY IM IN CHARGE OF THIS THING YOU ARE JUST CARRYING AROUND MY BAD IDEAS " - OH YOUR TIRED??? I BET YOU ARE BECUASE I ATE A LOT OF BEER AND CHIP'S BECUASE I WANTED TO! YOU GONGA CRY ABOUT IT MEATBAG???? YOU GONGA LEAK A BUNCH OF SALTY WATER FROM YOUR EYES LMAO???? GROW UP IM IMMORTAL I EXIST IN ALL DIMENSION'S YOUR JUST A MOSTLY BALD APE SOMEONES GONNA THROW IN A HOLE IN 50 YEAR'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,,, OR BURN IT UP WHO CARES I AINT IN THERE AT THAT POINT NONE OF MY BUSNESS - ADMIN
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
The ultimate “three tickets for Challengers please” photo
Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton and Warren Beatty in REDS
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Spotify lossless is nuts. "Ultra-High" was like listening thru a can. I'm a real idiot for not switching to Apple before this.
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I guess I should probably get around to finally playing hollow knight
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
"You've dialed the wrong number! Sorry? What good is that? How can you ever repay the 30 seconds you have stolen from my life?"
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Alex Jaffe, DC Comics Expert @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Ok, it's time to defund the CBC for calling this album a flop
cbc.ca
10 years ago, Carly Rae Jepsen's Emotion flopped. But it brought her a whole new fan base | CBC Arts
Culture writers Karen K. Tran, KC Hoard and Rosie Long Decter discuss the 10 year anniversary of the album.
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Walking around the house today growling "bye bye" to much confusion of everyone including myself @lindsayellis.bsky.social
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 10/07/2025
irancontrapoints
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
We're gonna need a bigger Hague
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
best result in the group chat
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Reggie Watts addresses Thom Yorke’s statement on Palestine and it’s good
Reggie Watts statement, 1 of 2:

“I was disappointed to see that Thom's statement centers his hurt feelings and frames his fans' demands for him to speak up as a "social media witch hunt," instead of recognizing the urgency of their call for him to speak out against the world-historical humanitarian crisis in Palestine. I hope Thom will reflect and decenter himself from the public outcry against the genocide, because if he and his artistic legacy stand for love and humanity as he asserts, he can come to see his fans' actions as an act of loving solidarity with suffering people-a needed affirmation of our humanity in these dark times.”Reggie Watts statement 2 of 2:

“I also want to address Thom's repetition of a common rhetorical tactic of those who are devoted to maintaining the status quo, that one cannot speak up or demand an end to the genocide unless they fully understand the deep
"complexity" of this historical conflict. I urge Thom's fans to reject this conviction-neutralizing, demobilizing sentiment and trust their hearts. You don't need to be a geopolitics scholar to know that starving children and slaughtering families is wrong. Your membership in the human family gives you authority and, indeed, responsibility to speak up. All positive change starts with conscious and loving people raising their voices and working together to bring a better world into existence. Please keep fighting until our sisters and brothers in Palestine are free.”
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
criss cross applesauce episode of American Dad
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Roy! @roy-a.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Awesome penis!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Gary says "even when the dream is functionally meaningless, you are always reckoning with a memory... a memort that was placed on the breadboard of your subconscious mind because you had an unusal emotional connection to it." Gary hugs the dog and says "I would like to live long enough to dream again..."
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Matt Lieb @mattlieb.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I’m literally crying
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 28/02/2025
Balatro predicted an egg that gets more expensive forever, and nobody listened
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Watching a surprising (ok maybe not) number of people amplify the better genocider rhetoric today. Fucking gross. Biden bombed it so Trump could pave it.
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Euan Thomson @drugdatadecoded.ca · 05/02/2025
Just because your team was doing the genocide didn't make it defensible. Meltdown-level failure by Democrats (and Liberals) to apply rhetoric of equality in the real world.
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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
BREAKING: Bored with just war, white people fighting with money now
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Reddit having a normal one today
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
PALEDRIVER - “What are we *doing* here? For thousands of years, Gabriel... It doesn't have to be like this. We can just give up. We can just become vapour.”
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Turning 35 means you get a lot of magic trick tutorials in your algorithm I guess
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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
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Krishnanand Kelkar @kriskelkar.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Okay but a weed vape pen battery shaped like this!?!
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
How long until we're hawking dildos after a "smash skeet"?
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Justin @jjfaceplant.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Happy monday
Some healthy plants are for sale. Sign above says "I'm not dead, this is just how I look"
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