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Jim Menard

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Gray-haired coder. Musician. Husband and father. Liberal. That about sums it up.

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Geert Bevin @gbevin.uwyn.com · 28/09/2026
Glinster is an MPE MIDI controller and instrument that learns your hand. On iPad and iPhone, place your hand anywhere and the notes appear under your fingers. Glinster measures the shape of your hand and follows as you play. Beta testers welcome before release: uwyn.com/glinster/ #MPE #MIDI #iPad
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 13/09/2026
David Mitchell will return as James Bond in Dr No, Honestly, That’s Ridiculous - You Can’t Just Call Yourself Doctor, That’s Not Medicine And It’s Certainly No Way To Run A Secret Island.
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Jim Menard @jimmenard.com · 24/09/2026
Sign the petition to keep the Academy of Natural Sciences in Philly open to the public actionnetwork.org/petitions/pe...
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Petition to Keep the Academy of Natural Sciences Open to the Public
The scientific community in Philadelphia and concerned neighbors are calling on Drexel University to keep the Academy of Natural Sciences of Philadelphia’s public-facing museum open beyond their impos...
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
row row row your boat c c c o o o l l l u u u m m m n n n y o u r b o a t
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
During these awful times it’s always great when something amazing like this pops up on the timeline to give you hope for better days ahead
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 12/08/2026
syzygy | noun | the nearly straight-line configuration of three celestial bodies (such as the sun, moon, and earth during a solar or lunar eclipse) in a gravitational system
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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability.
A hand drawn eight panel cartoon. First two panels are a colander sitting frowning on a shelf. Then the colander is frowning straining pasta, then three more panels of frowning sitting on a shelf. Then a big panel where it's projecting a bunch of crescent eclipse shapes and smiling with speech bubbles around saying "Wow! Look! Amazing! Beautiful!" And then one final panel where it's sitting on a shelf smiling.
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Adam Wallenta @adamwallenta.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If you attended @terrificon.bsky.social on Friday and found a sketch book of art, my son lost his book and we would be very grateful if it was returned. Please share if you know anyone e who attended. My son is 11 and this was very important to him.
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 09/10/2025
Higgledy piggledy Timothée Chalamet Has a name meriting Endless design Much like his forerunner Benedict Cumberbatch: Hexasyllabically, Easy to rhyme
tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wrote lyke two thousande polished wordes about the Julian calendar onlye to be tolde it was not "that kynde of datinge profile."
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Camille Fournier @skamille.themanagerswrath.com · 17/07/2026
When I realized that it was telling me "but you are underestimating the overhead of building this you shouldn't do it" the sheer fury. Bitch who put that in your training data me and people like me that's who
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language. Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS
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chris-the-cynic.bsky.social @chris-the-cynic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The Icelandic word for computer gets translated as "number prophetess" but it's more properly rendered "number völva". A völva is a female-only type of seer named after the distaffs they carried with them as their magic wands. Odin's time as a völva is part of how we know Odin was genderfluid.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Jonathan Banks reprises him Mike Ehrmantraut character from Breaking Bad for a message for America’s 250th "There is right vs. left. And there is right vs. wrong"
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
It was brought to my attention that Oakley headquarters is fucking BONKERS. Let’s get right to the photos (Further context in the ALT)
The main entrance lookin like some dune shit The reception desk got everyone feelin like they’re in line for Brazil: The RideI don’t even know but it’s a room with a giant fan that looks like it was lifted from Dark City and lit by buzzy fluorescents The lobby waiting area chairs are fighter jet ejector seats. You just don’t see this type of curated douchebaggery anymore I love it
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
KID: hey mister can i pet your dog? ME: sure kid KID: what kind is he? ME: that there's a pure beef vienna son careful don't get mustard on your shirt
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Old enough to recognize this as a data center
Lockable floppy disk holder from the late 20th century
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/06/2026
The Supreme Court just launched one of the largest attacks on immigrants in modern American history. Thousands of Haitians and Syrians now risk losing the right to live and work in the country they call home.

This decision will cause enormous pain across the five boroughs. Here in New York, it falls hardest on our Haitian community, one of the largest in the country, alongside Syrian families.

I joined labor leaders with 1199SEIU, elected officials, and advocates to send a clear message to immigrant New Yorkers: You belong here. We will not turn our backs on you.

The Mayor’s Office of Immigrant Affairs will share additional information and resources soon. If you have questions about your status or need legal assistance, call our Immigration Legal Support Hotline at 800-354-0365.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 21/06/2026
i have spent so much time in trans spaces online I read "FTL drive" and brain went.... "female to.... lightspeed?"
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
There are many, many funny things in every issue of @theonion.com, but man do I love the hit song titles
TOP SONGS
MAY 2026
The Onion shares the 20 most popular tracks of May.
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IDO NOT GIVE YOU CONSENT TO LISTEN TO THIS CHAPPELL ROAN
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WE SAW THE FACE OF DEATH
BTS
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PULLING THE PLUG ON MY BRAIN-DEAD BOYFRIEND
SABRINA CARPENTER
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HATS
BOB DYLAN
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TOWARDS A SYNCRETIC
MONOTHEISM
JELLY ROLL
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PIVOTING TO A NEW FICTIONAL ALIEN RACE CALLED GRÄNTHYRNYN
ARIANA GRANDE
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STREAM THIS OR I'LL MAKE
ANOTHER TV SHOW
THE WEEKND
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THINKIN' 'BOUT CHANGIN' MY LAST
NAME TO SMITH
TUCKER WETMORE
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MUSIC SONG
KATSEYE
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THE GREAT BIG PARADE THROUGH
POLISHTOWN (REMASTERED)
SHIRLEY TEMPLE
L MAKE
ANOTHER TV SHOW

THE WEEKND

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THINKIN'BOUT CHANGIN' MY LAST
NAME TO SMITH
TUCKER WETMORE

9
MUSIC SONG
KATSEYE

THE GREAT BIG PARADE THROUGH
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POLISHTOWN (REMASTERED)
SHIRLEY TEMPLE

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THEME FOR DR. PIMPLE POPPER' TRENT REZNOR, ATTICUS ROSS

GO AHEAD AND USE THIS ONE FOR
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FREE, CHEEZ-ITS DUA LIPA

I HAD THAT DREAM WHERE MY PENIS
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FALLS OFF AGAIN
JUSTIN BIEBER

LISTENING TO THIS WILL NOT MAKE
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IT 2011 AGAIN
ROBYN

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PIANO MAN 2
BILLY JOEL

I'M ALIVE AND I NEED MONEY FOR
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SURGERY
ELVIS PRESLEY

WHEN THE MINIONS SHOW THEIR
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BUTTS (I LAUGH AND LAUGH)
POST MALONE

TROY LIKES KIRA BUT KIRA LIKES
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MARK
GRACIE ABRAMS

MAGIC ICE CREAM TRUCK
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RINGO STARR

I FIGURED OUT WHERE THE
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BAND-AIDS SHOULD GO
NELLY
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Picard multiversal tip: Be careful; not even a Jedi or a Time Lord can withstand Vogon poetry. So say we all.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Full proposal here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/shenan... #smbc #comics #philosophy #shenanigans
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Joanna Bryson @j2bryson.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Once more, for Dawkins Sense of Sentience (which also links to “Generative AI Use and Human Agency” which is a how-to) joanna-bryson.blogspot.com/2025/09/sens...
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Sense of sentience
artificial and natural intelligence, including politics, policy, ethics and security
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Camille Fournier @skamille.themanagerswrath.com · 02/05/2026
This is for real also I'm hiring SRE-shaped people if you are hands-on SRE not "thinks SRE is mostly about telling people what to do"
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Jim Menard @jimmenard.com · 26/04/2026
A music store that carries as many available keyboards/synths as possible. It's tough to find a place where you can try everything that's available. You need to be able to not only hear the sounds but feel how the keyboard responds and what real-time controls it has.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
So this happened www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sphere... #smbc #comics #math
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Peggy Stuart @peggystuart.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The Artemis II crew just gave us an 80's sitcom intro and it's absolutely hilarious! Freeze frames, cheesy grins, theme song energy. These are the four humans who are about to around the Moon. NASA said fun and we are here for it!
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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 06/04/2026
“I spy with my little eye something….. small.” “is it everyone?” “wow, you’re good!”
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social Over 10 years old, still relevant today. www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-0...
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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 29/03/2026
I don't usually like to talk about my expensive trips, but I just got back from the grocery store...
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wordsSHIFTminds @wordsshiftminds.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
As you know, if you read my posts, I go on A LOT about music. Mostly my own. But I also encourage you - whatever you think about your own musical knowledge and ability - to pick up an instrument sometime and learn to play it. It doesn't matter how bad you are, even if you can only play one tune.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Saw someone say the world is a boring place because there are no elves or dragons, so I'm legally obliged to share this:
Mason: Dad, there's no real magic in the world, right?
Dad: What do you mean?
Mason: You know, like elves and stuff. People just made that up.
Dad: Oh, I don't know. I mean, what makes you think that elves are any more magical than something like a whale? Yoy know what I mean? What if I told you a story about how underneath the ocean, there was this giant sea mammal that used sonar and sang songs and it was so big that its heart was the size of a car and you could crawl through the arteries? I mean, you'd think that was pretty magical, right?
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 03/02/2026
Some terrifically titled papers from a discovered collection of NASA research documents found in a skip (with thanks to @juliarez.placid.horse)
A photo of a bunch of NASA research documents, with titles like "STRUCTURAL MARGINS OBSERVED IMMEDIATELY PRIOR TO EXCEEDANCE", "PRELIMINARY ANALYSIS OF UNEXPECTED WOBBLE IN A RIGIDLY NON-WOBBLING SYSTEM", "OBSERVED PERFORMANCE OF COMPONENTS KNOWN TO HAVE BEEN INSTALLED BACKWARDS", "COGNITIVE LOAD IMPLICATIONS OF ACRONYMS REFERRING TO OTHER ACRONYMS", "THRMAL CHARACTERISTICS OF MATERIALS DESCRIBED AS 'PROBABLY INFLAMMABLE'", "ON THE REPEATED SURVIVAL OF SYSTEMS NEVER INTENDED TO WORK", "THE EFFECT OF CLIPBOARD ON PERCEIVED AUTHORITY IN TEST ENVIRONMENTS", "MECHANICAL PROPERTIES OF SUBSTANCES EXPOSED TO REPEATED MEETINGS", "ANOMALOUS RESULTS WHICH PERSIST DESPITE STRONG MANAGEMENT DISAPPROVAL", and "A PRELIMINARY ASSESSMENT OF THE MOON'S APPARENT DISINTEREST IN OUR ACTIVITIES"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I wrote about Kat.
benhiiv.beehiiv.com
Kat.
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Jim Menard @jimmenard.com · 15/03/2026
I love this movie
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
who called it an american express credit card statement instead of an ae iou
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Bryan Liles @bryanl.dev · 08/03/2026
If coding is your favorite part of software engineering, keep coding. AI doesn't stop you. But if coding was the only part you were good at, that's a different conversation. The job was always bigger than the code. #bransoncognac blog.bryanl.dev/posts/ai-sen...
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AI Didn't Break the Senior Engineer Pipeline. It Showed That One Never Existed.
Most organizations never had a model for developing engineers. They had an environment that produced growth by accident. AI just made the luck run out.
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Jim Menard @jimmenard.com · 27/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
Night in Tokyo, a cherry tree branch projecting into the street after it's rained.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
BROOKLYN ICE IN CLINTON HILL NYPD ASSISTING LET PEOPLE KNOW
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare
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Andrea Joy Campbell @ajcampbellma.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Let's try this again 👋 Hi Bluesky - I'm Massachusetts' Attorney General. You might know me from suing President Trump nearly 50 times, beating Uber and Lyft in court, or being the first woman of color elected to statewide office in MA. I officially left X today - help me find my MA people?
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/02/2026
have you ever read one of my Discworld QOTDs and thought, hey, I should really get around to reading those books? good news! the full series is back on Humble Bundle - it’s Kobo but it’s pretty easily to transfer those to your preferred e-reader you won’t regret it
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Humble Book Bundle: Best of Humble Bundle: Terry Pratchett's Discworld by HarperCollins Encore 2026
Experience Sir Terry Practchett’s beloved Discworld series! Get 35+ books covering all corners of this comic fantasy universe and help support Room to Read!
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Wondermark Comics @wondermark.com · 14/02/2026
They're still out there. The goofs and spoofs. If we can only find them. Wondermark #1582; Limit Your Scream Time
A smartphone is on an end table. It's balancing up on end, and speaking, so maybe it's animate? This is unclear. 

SMARTPHONE: Hey! HEY!

The phone is speaking to PORDLEY, who is trying to practice the piano. He looks up at the phone which is addressing him on its own.

SMARTPHONE: I can't help but notice you've been holding me less. I MISS you. I miss your nimble TAPS and SWIPES.

PORDLEY: It's because you're a PORTAL to HORRORS! Nothing personal. It's just...you ARE a PORTAL. And there are SO VERY MANY horrors.

SMARTPHONE: I'm a portal to EVERYTHING. Don't you want to see GOOFS AND SPOOFS? You LOVE goofs and spoofs!

PORDLEY: I DO love goofs and spoofs. 

SMARTPHONE: I've got SO MANY goofs and spoofs.

Pordley, convinced, reaches tentatively for the phone...

HORRORS ERUPT FROM THE PHONE. Of course! Of course!!!
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
This is an act of cultural vandalism: zombo.com RIP zombocom, 1999-2026. You could do anything at zombocom. Anything at all.
zombo.com
Zombo.com - No limits - You can do anything
Welcome to Zombo.com — a colorful, playful place where you can do anything. There are no limits. Zombo is unlimited.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/02/2026
there should be a high fantasy author who hates writing about food. "and then king aelfrid joined the dwarven feast and quickly wolfed down some ham and a corn or whatever. back to magic"
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