Reposted by jiminy snackmouthJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026today is the only day you can post this 261607248
jiminy snackmouth @jiminysnackmouth.online · 03/10/2026northwestern's got this all wrong. dennehy's supposed to be on the o-line, berenger's at tight end. 000
jiminy snackmouth @jiminysnackmouth.online · 02/10/2026"welcome to Sam Goody, home of virgin mobile" 210
Reposted by jiminy snackmouthJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026oh interesting. I have to do stuff in order for certain things to happen 1947387
jiminy snackmouth @jiminysnackmouth.online · 01/10/2026hey, only 138 days until pitchers and catchers report 110
jiminy snackmouth @jiminysnackmouth.online · 30/09/2026at a certain point continuing to watch this game is just self harm 000
jiminy snackmouth @jiminysnackmouth.online · 26/09/2026the one year i played fantasy (roto), this dude and a surprisingly dominant Robbie Ray propelled me to the pennant (because of the Banging Scheme) 000
jiminy snackmouth @jiminysnackmouth.online · 25/09/2026somehow didn't realize until now that all of this Discourse came from @brekkeishere.bsky.social's radio boyfriend 110
Reposted by jiminy snackmouthjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 3569961627
Reposted by jiminy snackmouthMalevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back" 11568111526
Reposted by jiminy snackmouthPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever 188136482898
Reposted by jiminy snackmouthErik Loomis @erikloomis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This Day in Labor History: September 17, 2011. A group of activists started protesting in Zucotti Park in Lower Manhattan. Soon gaining the nation’s attention and spawning similar groups across the country, Occupy Wall Street was the first grassroots protest against inequality in the New Gilded Age! 424990
Reposted by jiminy snackmouthNew Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the rationalists aren’t crazy because they do weird drugs, they’re crazy because they like harry potter. 015622
jiminy snackmouth @jiminysnackmouth.online · 16/09/2026i have a better idea for a prison experiment 000
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jiminy snackmouth @jiminysnackmouth.online · 08/09/2026i worked a temp gig for a shredding company that had signed a gig to digitize and shred decades worth of medical records from an orthopedic clinic. they didn't know how to digitize anything, but they paid an army of minimum-wage temps to sort through folders 140
jiminy snackmouth @jiminysnackmouth.online · 08/09/2026we think the chatbot is thinking because we consider speech to be the major signifier of higher intelligence. it can talk, so it must think 140
jiminy snackmouth @jiminysnackmouth.online · 07/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBXs...youtube.comLabor DaborYouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom 010
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Reposted by jiminy snackmouthceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on 193218964415
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jiminy snackmouth @jiminysnackmouth.online · 29/08/2026you'll pry my 40 out of my cold, dead, hands, with skin that springs right back 150
Reposted by jiminy snackmouthStarbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed: 9465764509
Reposted by jiminy snackmouthFT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 99268116331
jiminy snackmouth @jiminysnackmouth.online · 25/08/2026i honestly never even considered the possibility. i think i maybe considered Dolly to be a universal constant 120
Reposted by jiminy snackmouthGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Close Encounters of the Richard Kind 1051496
Reposted by jiminy snackmouthSydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 23/08/2026Shoutout to the trans Brooklyn cyclones hat lol the queers in nyc watch high single A baseball and these transphobes don’t even watch sports 664998
Reposted by jiminy snackmouththe hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 21/08/2026🎶 my white impreza does 185 i work in IT and post on The Chive 0243
jiminy snackmouth @jiminysnackmouth.online · 19/08/2026a particular cursed nugget for anyone who a) grew up in chicago b) cares about women's professional baseball WPBL..... news radio 78 100
Reposted by jiminy snackmouthmistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 14/08/2026haven't seen Balkan coffee shops at 8am on here in a while please enjoy 8968346
Reposted by jiminy snackmouthStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/03/2026When my friends ask if I want to go out but I need to initiate the protocol 229542
jiminy snackmouth @jiminysnackmouth.online · 10/08/2026i respect bjork and think she's cool which is why I've given her music the old college try like 10 times. i've seen her live twice. it just doesn't do anything for me. also Bloody Marys. i wish i wanted to drink watered down horseradish salsa at brunch but i super don't 010
Reposted by jiminy snackmouthPolite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/07/2026She really is a generational talent. Absolutely nailing the character of "Mets fan" 281915211
jiminy snackmouth @jiminysnackmouth.online · 24/07/2026Bauwans, the street that no longer exists except as a stop on the Ashland bus 110
Reposted by jiminy snackmouthRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/07/2026when I said I wanted more WNBA coverage I did not mean "non-stop coverage of the opinions of the sixth-best player on the Indiana Fever" 291718205
Reposted by jiminy snackmouthjen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 23/07/2026if this flag offends you i'll help you pack 6754711361
Reposted by jiminy snackmouthPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are 176141225
Reposted by jiminy snackmouthEmily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA. 10186937367
