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New Sentences From The Dollhouse

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brand new sentences created by a house full of transsexual women and their friends.

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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the rationalists aren’t crazy because they do weird drugs, they’re crazy because they like harry potter.
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
my APIs are getting their shit slonked silly style by my AI agents
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the fact that you thought they’d play penis music at the looney tunes rave is actually racist.
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
saddest 6-word story: friend-group hot tub chore wheel.
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
how much horse energy is in a bag of chips?
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
for $45 I expect that watermelon to act like the strap got it pregnant
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
carl’s junior is toe sucking evil
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I know for a fact I could get a gorilla to dap me up
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
henry ford walked so robert moses could drive
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I need to know how to watch clown porn in a god honoring way
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
how many grams of protein in a glob of spit from my beautiful dog?
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
holy shit it un-choccy’d my milk
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
my omega player is in heat
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I’m the last samurai of didgeridoos
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
reaching for the parking enforcement guy’s service nunchucks
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
no, I don't know if my cat is a lesbian
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
On skibidi I clocked you dog
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
this libertarian hotdog stand still serves clown juice the old fashion way
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I can tolerate incest but I draw the line at being french
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
snorting that shit generated from a password manager
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
my life is like Memento but for 9/11
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
so nervous at the orgy I’m hover-handing the charcuterie board
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I almost got an AGP diagnosis and it nearly ruined my $200 orchi
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
you shouldn't gatekeep mutilation
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
it took you posting my dick for katie tightpussy to follow me back
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
You can see here on the magic wand where there used to be a 3D printed car spoiler
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
from what i've heard about vaginal sex it's a lot more complicated.
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
this is the bombed-out cathedral of tacos
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Straight of Hormuz bamboo Iran
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i'm blasting through the strait of hormuz to get that iranian bamboo
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
technically speaking, i have an uncircumcised pussy
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
shinji had milk on his hand instead in the kidz bop version of evangelion
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
i don't want to do the drunk driving of boner pills
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You can't cum, I need to learn about German tax code
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Do you think Jesus jerked off into the Shroud of Turin
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The rotisserie chicken of cuck chairs
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
the views of the ketamedian voter make me wanna dissociate
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I’m cancelling you for not killing robert moses enough times
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
what's next, gonna p value hack your way into being a good roommate?
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
it's fucked up how if you dismember someone then remember them, then you will have done absolutely nothing to help
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
yeah i was there on 9/11 doing subway surfers shit on the planes
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
i have automated taking care of my girlfriend
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
we could use scissors, but i like when i get to bust out the calipers
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
i am excited about the autistic vocal stim cultural exchange that will take place
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
i want to try gamer girl bathtub acid water
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
alright which one of you posted about jerking off on jupiter
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
this feels like i'm training to jerk off on jupiter
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I’ve blown the didgeridoo, the Riders of Rohan must now watch Twin Peaks with me!
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
my problem with veggies isnt their flavor, its that im an insane person
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Boofing 2CB at the Richard Nixon Appreciation Conference
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