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Jilliterate

@jilliterate.bsky.social
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Quietly posting about films, tabletop, and video games. Terminally uncool.

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matty @mattio.bsky.social · 12h
This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...
an XKCD comic showing a precariously assembled tower of blocks. much is labelled "all modern digital infrastructure." a thin leg down at the bottom is labelled "A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003."
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
JOHNNY DEPP: *slurring frenchly* VO: "Available at Macy's"
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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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Gee @ Working on comms @top-banana.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Window Cats (2026) #geearttag #watercolour
A watercolour illustration of various breeds of cats sitting in different shape windows
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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 is a great day to reread my viral Seinfeld spec and to remember I’m one of the most talented TV writers available to write for your show. I have $225k in student loans and my family is about to pay OOP for my dad’s post-stroke rehab, so you’d better believe I’m gonna give you my best!
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Read This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11
Read This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11
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Jilliterate @jilliterate.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Holy shit these song titles are out of control
A fake vinyl album sleeve of a supposed cover of the 'Koyaanisqatsi' soundtrack by Alvin & the Chipmunks, created by musician-artist Elling Lien. An imitation of a 1960s Alvin & the Chipmunks album, it shows cartoon versions of the three chipmunks superimposed over a still from the 1982 film, of the Pruitt-Igoe housing project imploding while Alvin depresses a TNT plunger. Dave Seville looks on disapprovingly. The songs featured on the album are listed along the bottom of the image, including 'Those Speedy Clouds'; 'Ew, Is That A Copper Mine?'; 'Ugly, Depressing New Yorkers'; and 'You Go, I Go, Pruitt Igoe!'.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
New reporting from @breachmedia.ca shows that Canadian universities operated a secret national effort to coordinate surveillance and policing of anti-genocide activism and encampments. breachmedia.ca/canadian-uni...
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
They’re really gonna force me to have a whole-ass blog again 😔 variety.com/2026/digital...
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Netflix in Talks to Buy Letterboxd: Report
Letterboxd has reportedly held exploratory sales talks with Netflix, Paramount, Sony Pictures and other parties.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
piloting my gundam over the city when my scanners pick up a box of buffalo wild wings on the sidewalk. it’s detecting three intact flats and one drum but can’t tell what flavor—not until my latent “newtype” abilities begin to awaken
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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK 🎃 @greaterrealityarea.net · 30/06/2026
an important idea struck me
wanted poster for the blowjob bros based on the smith bros from sunset rideres
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Tweet from @cowboy_postbop

being recommended to stop using em dashes because ChatGPT uses them a lot

Scene from Office Space: "No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
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Mom Friend S. Pumpkins @momfriend64.northsky.social · 14/06/2026
Terra Branford walking around the Veldt in red fuck-me pumps looking for a fight is an entire mood
Terra Branford walking around the Veldt in red fuck-me pumps
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Cholesterol
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 06/06/2026
Carney assures Canadians that AI the fastest way to give all our money to US billionaires
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Carney assures Canadians that AI the fastest way to give all our money to US billionaires
OTTAWA - Prime Minister Mark has unveiled his new federal AI strategy, promising Canadians that artificial intelligence technology is the most advanced, efficient way to surrender all of our collectiv...
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 04/06/2026
"FOR TONY SCHIAVONE! FOR TAZ! FOR EXCALIBUR! FIX YOUR HEARTS OR *DIE*!!!!!! *THIS* IS ALL ELITE WRESTLING!!!!!" - @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social #AEWDynamite
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Juan Carlos Fernandez @obijuanca.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
True to my word.
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indui @monstermonger.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A friend in an alleyway
a black cat stands in a brick alleyway overgrown with wildflowers. It looks up curiously.
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Jilliterate @jilliterate.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
JIM BOUTON: Mickey Mantle and Whitey Ford used to call Grogu "Greenie," and not for the reason you're thinking. The guy once pitched a double-header against the Senators and still had the energy to sneak all of Ralph Houk's furniture onto the roof of the Shoreham Hotel while Houk was eating dinner.
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Dragon Ball Z Episodes @dbzepisodes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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laura @ mica art market @lauraillustrates.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
there's a fox that lives by our apartment who loves to scream a lot and i love them
illustration of a stylized red fox strolling along a moss and mushroom covered log. inside the log are two mice, hiding out from the fox who does not seem interested in them. behind the log is a berry bush, a rock, and some stray plants
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Sage @sagemustdie.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
image from the video "Twin Peaks Fruits" uploaded by YouTube user "twinpeaksfruits" showing the face of James Hurley from Twin Peaks photoshopped onto a kumquat in such a way that accents his big-ass forehead.
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Nihilistic Wrong Hordak 🏳️‍⚧️ @shadow27.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Heavy Metal Parking Lot was probably 10-years-old the first time I saw it, 40 years ago now. If you want a look at a 80s America that is nothing like Stranger Things, then please to enjoy pre-gaming at a Judas Priest concert, 1986.
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Heavy Metal Parking Lot
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 27/04/2026
Why Was I Invited To An Island Off The Coast of Costa Rica By A Genetics Company? (With apologies to Dan Olson)
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Jilliterate @jilliterate.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I went to Wikipedia to try and figure out why an A-list star would throw away all of her public goodwill by hitching her wagon to these scams. I didn't find the answer, but I did see this cited as the reason for her most recent divorce
A screenshot from the Wikipedia page on actor Reese Witherspoon.  The text reads: "They reportedly divorced due to the failure of the streaming platform Quibi"
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.
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SpacePig22 @spacepig22.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Sharing this clip from my last video because of all the visual gags and photoshopping I did, this was the one that had me laughing (at my own joke) the hardest, and, honestly, I think it's even funnier out of context.
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
it’s hard to describe why, but this specific version of this specific song is how I feel maybe 90% of the time now
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KK Slider - Hotel California
YouTube video by Bone
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
THE APP - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKETETEON IN HELL WHOSE SCREAMEN AT THERE PHONE!!! "I ALREADY INSTALLED THE APP FOR YOUR SITE, ITS CALLED A FUCKEN WEB BROWSER" YOUR TRYING TO GET AROUND PRIVACY RESTRICTIONS, YOUR TRYING TO SEND ME MORE NOTITICATIONS, AND YOU DONT WANT ME BLOCKIN YOUR ADS AND THATS TOO FUCKEN BAD ,IF I CANT USE MY WIERD OFF BRAND BROWSER WITH ABUNCH OF WIERD EXTENTIONS INSTALLED THEN FUCK YOUR WEB SIGHT , HURRY UP AND LOSE THE REST OF YOUR VENTURE CAPITAL SO WE CAN GO BACK TO USING REAL WEB SIGHTS INSTEAD OF THIS SHIT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Knuckles 🐹 @knck1es.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Someone on Instagram said they were just grateful to be alive while nerds gummy clusters exist. I couldn't agree more.
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Arn Keeling @arnkeeling.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The Catholic Church should be made to sell every property, every stick of furniture, and every g-d painting in the Vatican to compensate for this sordid criminality. I hope the victims get every dime of the $30m claim. www.thetyee.ca/News/2026/03...
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Mount Cashel’s Continuing Saga of Abuse and Conspiracy | The Tyee
Efforts to hide orphanage horrors in Newfoundland resonate 50 years after in a $30-million BC lawsuit.
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Jilliterate @jilliterate.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The way my jaw dropped when the camera began to swing and revealed the car wasn't attached to a trailer
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spooky lilli @toomanymouths.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
took the cereal bag out of the box and sputtered like a scandalized robber baron YOU CAN’T DO THIS YOU CAN’T MAKE THE BAG THIS TINY INSIDE THE BOX I’LL KILL YOU
the honey bunches of oats box next to the tiny, half-sized bag of actual cereal they tucked inside the goddamn thing
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
In 44BC it took 60 senators to stab Julius Caesar to death. Crazy to think that nowadays, thanks to modern technology, he could be killed by one senator running him over with a snowplow
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 14/03/2026
June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life
a Volvo xc 40 with the bumper sticker "I bought this before Elon killed himself"
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bryson @brysonm.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
holy shit
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
1000% true and it’s bc this scene absolutely ended me juicy love dion you will live in my heart forever HAHA
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Dr Lindz McLeod - THE MISEDUCATION OF CAROLINE BINGLEY out now! @lindzmcleod.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Wrinkled fingers tremble on the trumpet's valves. Endless summers with his boys, cheap gin and cigars. A hundred women, though he never forgot a name. Dresses twirling in the moonlight, bright as stars. Once, he'd known the sweetness of five mambos. Perhaps before the end, he might manage a sixth.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The women’s hockey team journey from Trump and Stephen Miller to Flavor Flav in Vegas is like in the Simpsons when Kamp Krusty sucked ass and was filled with evil people and then at the end Krusty makes it up to them by going to Tijuana
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
OK Tracer Bullet was good but I assume we're all in agreement that this is the all-time BEST Calvin & Hobbes strip, correct
Calvin and Susie play house in the hands-down BEST Calvin and Hobbes Sunday strip.
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Del Winters @del.winters.rodeo · 13/02/2026
oh my god??
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Allister Jones 🍃🐦アリスタ 🔜 KinshokuCon @allisteranim.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance. bsky.app/profile/pron...
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IGN @ign.com · 11/02/2026
Mamoru Oshii, the director of legendary anime movie Ghost in the Shell, has said that he's played Fallout 4 for 10,000 hours while avoiding its main quest. bit.ly/4aud4Hh
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A long horizontal sign based on the ones at CTA stations that tell what stop you’re at. It’s gray with red, purple, and brown bands at either ends. Four pigeons are perched on the sign in various pigeon poses as a sunrise is seen in the background. The sign itself reads, ‘Maybe It will happen today’
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 07/02/2026
ahh.... womens ski jump. so pure, untainted by textile chicanery or penis enlargement tactics
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/01/2025
Just a warning about Casper mattresses: they do NOT hold up. I’ve had mine for just a couple of years and it was doing fine, but recently got into a Little Nemo-type situation and the bed broke up over the North Atlantic. Ended up needing a Coast Guard rescue and they laughed at my big nightshirt
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Adjusting the switch again
The Krusty doll that can be set to good or evil
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