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@jerkas.bsky.social
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current interests: new zealand clowns, yahtzee statistics, writing about sound

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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
big green - songs about hulking
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
guy at the Rockies game on the Jumbotron needed to name four appliances in 30 seconds to win a prize and could only name one! One appliance!!!
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 12
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026
EXCLUSIVE: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. @evystadium.bsky.social has more. Investigation by @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social here: www.404media.co/we-tracked-a...
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/08/2026
I gotta say: the number of people who are mad at me about Flock cameras in the quotes/replies here when I’m talking about normal traffic enforcement cameras makes me very worried about the unintended consequences of everyone getting (correctly) mad at Flock cameras!
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/08/2026
Driving a car is incredibly dangerous, it should be one of the most regulated experiences on earth, and it is very upsetting to watch people who correctly don’t trust the cops turn against automated enforcement because the alternative is relying on a cop’s judgement to enforce the laws.
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 06/08/2026
#AEWDynamite
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jerkas @jerkas.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
thank god i can’t take 30 more minutes of this shit
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jerkas @jerkas.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
reading political opinions on bsky dot app
one post that reads "fuck it, bill clinton 2028". a reply that reads "A Barack Obama/Bill Clinton ticket (in either order) would be a complete fucking wipeout for the GOP."

these posts were, i believe, made in earnest.
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jerkas @jerkas.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
ow
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Watching everything be better without you from Albania:
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jerkas @jerkas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
this guy is really tall. wow
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
A man enters his house and flips on a light switch. He says "glad to me home from work. Time to change." He starts transforming like sailor moon. Ribbons wrap around his body. He ends up in an old Ween t-shirt and tattered sweatpants.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 19/05/2026
RIP Mark Furhman, the last cop in American history to get in trouble for being racist
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/05/2026
[guy who learned about vietnam from movies] the vietnam war is mostly about stuff that happened to the estevez family
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jerkas @jerkas.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
that kid is cookin
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 02/05/2026
art should disturb the jagoffs and jack off the disturbed
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Matthew Sheffield @matthew.flux.community · 01/05/2026
Since this topic is both hilarious and also really important, working on a piece headlined "Richard Dawkins and the Claude Delusion." Naive realism like that of Dawkins and Daniel Dennett naturally ends up in philosophical dualism.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 26/04/2026
What I'm listening to today: "Just Abandoned Myself", Boris Boris goes all out. Brian Eno once said that heavy metal and ambient are adjacent genres because both are about "bathing yourself in sound". Boris gets this. Boris really, really gets it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bls...
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Boris - Just Abandoned My-Self (Vinyl Version)
YouTube video by im am bug
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 20/04/2026
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jerkas @jerkas.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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princess zandra but kinda chinese @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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jerkas @jerkas.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
i’m Dr doctor pepper smith. this my brother, jam.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
i have explained subcreation. i will explain it one more time, if you do good. i will explain it... two more times, if you do bad.
the cowboy from mulholland drive drawn over to look like tom bombadil
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
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jerkas @jerkas.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
AAAAAHHHHHH #3am
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jerkas @jerkas.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
up 2 fuckin #late
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶
Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 06/03/2026
you and he were on ..... cohost, wrrn't you
matt berry as todd rivers as doctor sanchez
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jerkas @jerkas.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
no exchange has captured the essence of HOA more succinctly than patrick: "but is that better or worse?" rob: "...well, it's more expensive"
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
one more excerpt
I will add one last thought. Many of the responses from Democratic lawmakers and liberal commentators (even the good ones) contain some ambivalence - some hope that perhaps the fall of the Iranian regime, even at the hands of Donald Trump, will be for the best. I understand why. I am the son of an Iranian immigrant. Ultimately I want freedom, democracy, and dignity for the Iranian people. The problem is that I've seen the American government promise all of those things a hundred times, and I've never seen them deliver it once.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I fully believe Hegseth has it in him to lose an entire ship, up to and including an aircraft carrier, and more importantly I think there's no one in the White House who would argue against risking it
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Expecting us – with good reason based on history – to all thank them for their service. Fuck your service and fuck you. Saving a life is brave. Being instructed to kill and saying no I will not do that is brave. But killing like this? It is the least human thing you can do.
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The least human thing you can do
I read a story just now about a man in Chicago who saved a baby after its carriage had been blown into the harbor by heavy gusts of wind. Lio Cundiff – who is a trans man not that it should matter her...
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jerkas @jerkas.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
didn't realize curling was so chatty
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
"wages have been flat for decades" is an extremely simple, obviously true concept that explains about 80% of all handwringing op-eds and for some reason they just won't say that
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The Quietus @thequietus.com · 13/02/2026
'Not since the beamed-in provocations of early Devo had a band mapped the psychic rot of the suburbs with such forensic, scorched-earth focus.' Reissue of the Week: Sex Mad by Nomeansno buff.ly/9TZokPB
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jerkas @jerkas.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
congrats to all the new readers from the super bowl
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jerkas @jerkas.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
a google search for "do you know how many time zones there are in the soviet union." an autogenerated AI overview says that there were 11.

that's ridiculous. it's not even funny.
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
scully: but why would the government lie about something thats clearly and easily proven false? mulder: *throws her a file* Scully are you fucking serious?
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
This must be weird news to see if you’re one of the literally hundreds or even thousands of university administrators who preemptively censored faculty, scrubbed websites, changed the names of centers, etc.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
on behalf of a man made of filet-o-fish, the guy who exploded his heart with steroids is ready to guide everyone's health journey
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
This is the dynamic across most of America: Liberal cities generate revenue, which state governments then transfer to benefit conservative rural areas, whose residents despite city-dwellers and consistently vote to harm them. But politicians endlessly pander to rural voters and demonize cities.
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jerkas @jerkas.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Nomeansno - Forward To Death
YouTube video by TONES' TUNES
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jerkas @jerkas.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
joe pesci walking into a room with gangsters behind him in Goodfellas
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate, Miscellaneous"
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