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XChristian, Dabbler, Creatrix I want to know more about IFS, Jung, Archetypes, Tarot, gardening, herbs, hearth magic I write here woodcarver.substack.com w/ @thismicahcarver.bsky.social

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I dont know who needs to hear this other than me but ACAB includes the Creator, Almighty
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch...
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Take a good long look around at all the psychological damage you've caused and CONTINUE TO CAUSE with your
INCESSANT RHETORICAL SCOURGING, you shitposting little fuck

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God is watching, God is listening,
God is diligently surveilling and recording
God is in his undercover spy van RIGHT NOW
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Some of you haven’t had dick so good you want to write a song about it and it shows.
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I’m going to need someone to write a series of books where all the Christians are raptured, we create a utopia on Earth, and then somebody remembers we’re going to have to figure out how to fight Jesus and we only have 7 years to do it.
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Me: I can’t work under these conditions!! The conditions: anyone not liking me
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Firing and demoralizing feminized jobs as enemies of the state while brazenly bribing men with violent jobs that almost instantly puts them into the middle of middle class is very basic gendered warfare. Fulfilling the manosphere’s promise.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It must be difficult to fight inside a horse costume when you're both the ass.
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I hope JD blames himself for his parent’s divorce.
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
She’s a 10 but she lets her phone get to 1%
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Joni Ernst, at her town hall last night. When the crowd said people will die due to Medicaid and SNAP cuts, she said: "well we all are going to die." 🫠🫠🫠🫠
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Thank Freya It’s Friday
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
how my brain works: 

Rapid cycling between -
caring too much
nothing matters anymore
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The new Pope didn't tweet once in 2024. In 2025, he's posted 5 times, in which he: - Criticized JD Vance's views on Catholicism and Jesus - Posted an article opposing Trump's immigration policies - Retweeted twice about the Pope's health - Retweeted a criticism of Trump & Bukele's laughter at KAG.
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Rocco Palmo
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Apr 14
As Trump & Bukele use Oval to 🤣 Feds’ illicit deportation of a US resident (https://bit.ly/3ROMjnP), once an undoc-ed Salvadorean himself, now-DC Aux +Evelio asks, “Do you not see the suffering? Is your conscience not disturbed? How can you stay quiet?” https://bit.ly/4j700KN

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Synod.va
@Synod_va
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Feb 25
We continue praying together the Holy Rosary for the health of #PopeFrancis  this evening at 9 PM in St. Peter’s Square, The prayer today will be presided over by His Eminence Cardinal Louis Antonio Tagle, Pro-Prefect of the Dicastery for Evangelization. #pope #PopeFrancis
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Synod.va
@Synod_va
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Feb 15
#PrayForThePope #GoodNews: The Holy See Press Office has announced that Pope Francis' health is improving. Let us pray together for his full recovery 
@franciscus
  Be strong, We are looking forward to seeing you again soon at St. Peter's Square.
#WeLoveOurPope
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Feb 13
Pope Francis’ letter, JD Vance’s ‘ordo amoris’ and what the Gospel asks of all of us on immigration
From americamagazine.org
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@drprevost
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Feb 3
JD Vance is wrong: Jesus doesn't ask us to rank our love for others https://ncronline.org/node/292716 via 
@NCRonline
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Just had an idea for a woman owned business.
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I just have a lot going on right now, your honor
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More like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Mark Carney is such a great literary name because it's a contradiction of terms
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
"Please listen closely because our options have changed. If you are a bitch, press 1. If you are a lover, press 2. If you are a child, press 3. If you are a mother, press 4. If you are a sinner, press 5. If you are a saint, press 6. If you do not feel ashamed, please stay on the line."
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cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
[addressing everyone at my pet possum's funeral] you guys aren't gonna believe this
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Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I'll never forgive a single Democrat who voted to confirm this garbage person who continues to steal food from the mouths of hungry Americans.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Excuse me does this guy somehow look crooked to you
Billy Long in a cowboy hat in front of a large picture of himself wearing a cowboy hat Billy Long making an unsettling smile
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Bill Maher has ALWAYS had the same vibes as MAGA and every woman knows it. He’s every “liberal” dipshit man who hides his abusive narcissism behind respectability.
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
We already knew ACAB.
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Once again, a close friend has a child whose school is in lockdown because of guns. But please tell me more about how the real problem is cell phones in school. Cell phones are the lifelines we cling to when we send our children to war zones every day. I’m so tired.
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Abolish
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.
Photo of Cory Booker in a black suit and tie
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
(stomps on floor) "You hear that down there, Strom?"
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
As promised! Hell, empathy and sleep training and how they’re connected!
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gohomebible.bsky.social @gohomebible.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
New episode up this week wherein we talk about Hell, the death of Empathy, and Sleep Training with @jennywood.bsky.social It’s a good one! open.spotify.com/episode/0CKR...
open.spotify.com
Episode 173: Hell, the Death of Empathy and Sleep Training Infants with Jenny Wood-Carver
Go Home Bible, You're Drunk · Episode
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Anybody else feel like they’re living in Sid’s backyard?
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Huh.
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
This guy co-sponsored a bill to have "Trump Derangement Syndrome" classified as a mental illness YESTERDAY.
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Out of all the bullies and monsters in the administration, Marco Rubio seems like the purest specimen of how Nazism happened—not a sincere bigot or ideologue, just an empty shell who has literally no limits on what he will agree to do or pretend to believe, embracing brutality to fill his weakness
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 14/03/2025
So are we all in agreement that the Dems function as controlled opposition and bourgeois electoral politics isn’t going to save us from fascism or climate change
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hey there, benji. @benjaminfaye.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
BINGO.
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Ghostly Jenny 😷🇵🇸🔻🏳️‍⚧️☭ @truthaddictvt@masto.ai @truthaddictvt.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
To a lot of people, giving up on the Democrats seems to feel like embracing nihilism, and I guess that's true if you insist on clinging to liberalism, but if you're willing to start unlearning that then there's a world of hope out there
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Me going from “we deserve health care” to “maybe the guillotine wasn’t such a bad idea” in the first 3 months of 2025.
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I’ll keep saying it. A lot of Democrats are perfectly happy to sell us out to billionaires. They just wanted to do it slowly and hope we wouldn’t notice.
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The private prisons that donated huge sums to Trump in 2024 couldn’t be more thrilled with the outcome of the election and his mass detention proposals. CoreCivic, for example, has won a federal contract worth an estimated $180 million to detain migrant families for ICE in Dilley, Texas. 👇🏽
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
“Let them eat Teslas!”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I know what you’re thinking: We should mirror the United States government based on how this website is run.
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Did a depression and anxiety screen with my doctor today. When she got to the question about “do you frequently feel like something terrible is going to happen” we both laughed and laughed.
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I’m starting to the think that the only difference between a lot of Democrats and Trump is the Democrats just wanted to sell us out to billionaires slower.
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I tried to read “Go not Gently into that Good Night” to my online English class today and I couldn’t get to the end without crying in case you’re wondering how I’m doing.
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
When people in power tell blatant, easily disproved and contradictory lies they are not trying to trick or deceive. They are demonstrating their power over their followers. The more audacious the lie that their followers accept, the more it demonstrates their control.
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Low key feeling guilty for making my students read modernist poetry when life is such a hell scape already.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
$38 billion
wapo.st
Elon Musk’s business empire is built on $38 billion in government funding
Government infusions at key moments helped Tesla and SpaceX flourish, boosting Musk’s wealth.
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
“I don’t believe in the end times, I don’t believe in the end times, I don’t believe…” I mutter under my breath as I read the headlines every day.
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KD📚🌎🌊🇺🇸 @kdnerak33.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Male coaches and male athletic trainers have been far more harmful to female athletes than transgender athletes. If you want to talk about the dangers to women in sports, talk about that.
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Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife @jennywood.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
We’re little girls when they want to silence us and “underage women” when they want to rape us.
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