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Jennie Dair Berney

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Jennie Dair Berney @jennieberney.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
guys who’s been busting white Jesus’s jelly again
An ad for the Jelly Busters “relaxing cube-bust puzzle” app. The cubes in this one for some reason make up a picture of a horrified white Jesus, eyes bugging out and mouth agape. And when I say Jesus, it is literally supposed to be Jesus, there’s no way this is something else that could kind of be Jesus if you’re intent on misinterpreting things.
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Alex A. Pagliuca @alexpagliuca.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If this gets instituted, we’re going to see a study in a few years that says, “Black children, and children of color, were pepper sprayed at nineteen times the rate of white children,” and mfers are going to act surprised, despite how clearly every data point says this will be the case.
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Jennie Dair Berney @jennieberney.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This is vile. Anyone remember when Republicans insisted they were the party of family values?
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AFT Maryland and AFT Respond to Horrific ICE Arrests at Baltimore Pre-K Graduation
BALTIMORE—AFT-Maryland President Kenya Campbell and AFT President Randi Weingarten issued the following statement after two individuals were kidnapped by Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers o...
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Jennie Dair Berney @jennieberney.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
wake up babe, new expletive just dropped
a bag of candy called SWEET FOAMY MONKEY, described as “vegan and foam-tastic” and “with taste of zoo”
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I'm livestreaming my taxes and chat keeps repeating my pockets are "mothpilled". My outfit is "barrelmaxxing". I hate these insolent youths.
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Jennie Dair Berney @jennieberney.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
A post on r/whatisthisbug that reads “I saw him on central parkeay west i am drunk i love you all what if he is a roach” and is accompanied by a blurry photo of what is, in fact, a roach
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ProPublica Guild @propublicaguild.org · 08/04/2026
We’re on strike today! Support our fight for a fair contract by NOT visiting the @propublica.org website or engaging with ProPublica stories today. Tell ProPublica’s management you won’t cross the picket line: actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...
We're on strike! Don't visit propublica.org on April 8
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 18/03/2026
Every single thing named after Cesar Chavez should be renamed for Dolores Huerta
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
For St Patrick an offering of green stationery www.instagram.com/p/DV_MF80jEth/
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Jennie Dair Berney @jennieberney.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I ordered a new pill case because now that Ive turned 50 I’m a) adding a new med and/or supplement to the roster at an alarming rate and b) forgetting whether I’ve taken them when I’m supposed to, and let this be a warning to all of you to pay attention to what you’re buying.
a light green, zippered pill case with large white lettering in the center that reads “BIGNEWWANG”
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Jennie Dair Berney @jennieberney.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Tell me why this emoji looks like a slightly squished, more emotive Mark Zuckerberg
an emoji that looks like a slightly squished, more emotive Mark Zuckerberg
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy
Young Anton Chekhov, the playwright, looking super hot in his 20s
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Jennie Dair Berney @jennieberney.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
PSA to everyone digging a gas-powered car out of the snow to PLEASE CHECK YOUR TAILPIPE before you drive (not a euphemism). I just had to run up to a guy I was stopped behind to tell him his was completely packed with snow.
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Now do schools.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/01/2026
a few thoughts youtu.be/lERS4kJIQR8
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Abolish ICE
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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Jennie Dair Berney @jennieberney.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
smdh ice on ice crime
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Jennie Dair Berney @jennieberney.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
We didn’t get to go home to Georgia this year because of a kid with the flu (yes, he was vaccinated, so it’s blessedly mild) but Junebug and my mom’s dog Barley celebrated together apart
Junebug the grey aussiedoodle, with her huge schnoz in the foreground and her “wtf are you doing to me” face firmly in place, shows off her crocheted deer headdressBarley the blonde Scottie dog, with her huge schnoz in the foreground and her “so tired of this shit” face firmly in place, shows off her knitted deer headdress
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Rudbeckia @rudbeckia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Greggo 🏳️‍🌈 @greggo.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
My response to anything over the next two weeks
A grey and red transit bus on the road in a city. The bus’ destination sign reads “NO? ?? ???????”
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Would you like to watch Hattie Mae eat some snacks?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
A fun fact about the Candyman movies is that the first two had a renowned Bee Guy doing Bee Wrangling for the films but with the third movie Candyman Day of the Dead being low budget they assumed they couldn’t afford the renowned Bee Man but he was like “no…this is about the bees” and came back
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Jennie Dair Berney @jennieberney.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I couldn’t love our pediatrician more.
One of two screenshots of an email:

CMG Pediatrics Bulletin 11.23.25
On the CDC's Vaccine Safety Messaging
The CDC this week changed the vaccine safety portion of its website to suggest there may be a link between vaccines and autism. This change was not made because there is new data to support the claim - in fact, no such data exists. Rather, it seems the CDC's public stance on vaccine safety has been changed to reflect the personal beliefs of the current Secretary of HHS, RFK Jr.
The vaccine safety issue has been studied vigorously and repeatedly since 1998, when a fraudulent case series was published alleging a possible link between the MMR vaccine and autism. That case series was subsequently retracted, and its author lost his medical license. 40 studies across multiple countries involving millions of patients ensued. None has shown a link between any vaccine and autism.The second of two screenshots of an email:

The American Academy of Pediatrics and a joint group of leading medical organizations have issued statements contradicting the CDC's messaging. We agree with these organizations. CMG will not be changing its stance on routine pediatric vaccination.
The politicization of the CDC means that it's guidance cannot be uniformly relied upon without independent review. Portions of its website do still reflect up-to-date science, such as the travel health sections. We will have to see whether this changes with time.
If you are not sure whether you should rely on a particular piece of information from the
CDC, please contact the office to discuss with one of our providers. The American Academy of Pediatrics remains a reliable source for science-based information.
No CDC vaccine scientist has defended the CDC's new messaging. The scientists themselves were blindsided, and our hearts go out to them. They have spent careers serving the institution and the country selflessly and tirelessly, and for the time being their work has been set aside. They have our thanks, our sympathy, and our respect.
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I would like all of you, each and every one, to go google “Miss Universe National Costume Competition 2025 Norway” right now
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
what if we just kept Mamdani in the oval office? like as a field trip chaperone??
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
It’s Saturday, which means we can all thank our labor unions for this two day break from ruining the workplace
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 04/11/2025
The old world* is dying. The new world** is waiting to be born.*** Now is the time of monsters.**** * Dick Cheney ** Mamdani *** elected **** They did the mash
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"
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Jennie Dair Berney @jennieberney.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
so many amazing signs at No Kings DC today, along with MULTIPLE inflatable axolotls—what a dream!
An elderly white man wearing a shirt that reads “TRUMP MAY HE DIE IN PRISON OF ADVANCED SYPHILIS” rests his “TRUMP KISS MY ASS” sign against a lamppost.a sign that says “SQUISH THEM” with a dozen spotted lanternfly bodies bearing Trump and associates’ headsprotest signs held aloft in front of the National Gallery of Art: FUCK Donald Trump, Grab Him By The NUSSY, POWER TO THE PEOPLE, STOP the Injusticea woman in a crowd of people hola a sign that says STEPHEN MILLER IS A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT
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Sigrid Ellis @sigridellis.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Strongly recommend this thread from a friend of mine for explanations and nuance. Tl;dr, Dismissed does NOT mean not guilty, it means the case was filed in the wrong jurisdiction.
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Jennie Dair Berney @jennieberney.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Lucy Dacus just married about a dozen couples on stage at All Things Go and even though marriage is a horrible idea and it’s crazy anyone chooses to do it, I’m trying to hold it together in front of the teens I’m with because blubbering would definitely get me kicked out of the cool mom club
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad
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Jennie Dair Berney @jennieberney.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
no crime in DC my ass
a VERY GUILTY THIEF of a muppet-ass dog holding a birkenstock in her mouth
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Jennie Dair Berney @jennieberney.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I go to Houston for TWO DAYS and when I come back we’re getting raptured? What did you people do?
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The Home Depot skeletons have unionized and they're fighting for better bonefits
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Jennie Dair Berney @jennieberney.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
My #teen took me as her date to the Ethel Cain concert last night and I haven’t seen a crowd this hyped up since Neil Diamond opened with Coming to America a week after 9/11.
A girl with shaggy dark hair, bathed in red light in a large concert hall, holds a phone up to take a photo of the stage. Ethel is backlit by a stunning red godlight. There’s a dark sea of heads below her. Moody and magical. Teen and mama combo! We’re standing together after the show with our arms linked, looking goofy and happy with our tongues sticking out and our eyes scrunched up. She looks like me and her dad and her very own person all in one.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
We share this graph as often as we can. #UnionStrong
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Jennie Dair Berney @jennieberney.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
the ol’ office pothos is having a real Sistine Chapel ceiling moment
one tendril of a leggy pothos plant reaches up from the lower left (this would be leafy Adam) towards another that reaches down from the upper right (leafy God, obvs)
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 12/05/2025
They want more MOMS at home. And not just because they hate women. Their *economic* model depends on unpaid labor. And the most effective way to coerce unpaid labor is to create a second class of people and teach them that they're only "naturally" suited for labor they're forced to do for free.
From the NYT:

Not Just More Babies: These Republicans Want More Parents at Home
As the Trump administration shrinks federal child care programs, Republicans are backing policies they hope will allow more parents to scale back at work.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I agree with John Roberts that our schools should do more to explain how much of today’s crisis stems from outrageous rulings by courts like his.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 09/05/2025
I think we are great risk of a future where unregulated use of tech turns America’s educational system into something even more segregated and classist than it is today - poor kids get largely automated “education” and surveillance discipline, rich kids get gentle low-tech instruction from humans.
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shing yin khor @shing.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I made a silent puppet film about Godzilla vs. Paul Bunyan. (thank you to @iamchubbybunny.bsky.social for Japanese translations and @okaywolf.ink for clanky piano!!)
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View from Argus @viewfromargus.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
"This is highly worrying. Trump has issued an executive order that basically is supposed to make it possible to use military forces as 'law enforcement' & paves way for militias 'aiding' police w legal impunity. They are preparing to violently quash expected riots." www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
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Donald Trump's new order sparks "martial law" concerns
A new executive order has raised fears of "martial law" as it would facilitate an increase in military equipment for law enforcement.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Kinda glad we eat clams. Why are they happier than me
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Jennie Dair Berney @jennieberney.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Artificial Onetelligence, I know so much about it and how great it is for our children, I could just go on and on about A1 as I like to call it for short, it’s sort of a nickname used by us folks who know a lot about education and artificiality and onetelligence and whatnot,
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Josh Kovensky @joshkovensky.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
For your enjoyment: here is Secretary of Education Linda McMahon talking about implementing AI in schools, but pronouncing it "A1," as in "A1 Steak Sauce" www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...
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