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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a big part of ossoff's rhetorical success is it doesnt contain the compromise and caveats that are a baked-in part of democratic party rhetoric. theres no pretending that his opponent is just misguided or will be pulled back from the edge by "the good republicans." ossoff is saying "fuck this guy"
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Emmeline @shirokumahi.me · 03/10/2026
choosing to believe these are related and the pope is deeply concerned about a resident evil flop period
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The thing I like about the X-Men is that if you join it doesn’t matter if you were an assassin or raised in a murder cult or worshipped as a god, at some point they will make you try to teach geometry to a bunch of fifteen year olds.
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Aaron King @aaronmfking.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Obsessed with this post on the Minneapolis subreddit. Sending it to all my friends. old.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
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sylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i hear any song from kirby and all of the cynicism leaves my body. i love that fucking guy. he's got maximum pink
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Haley MacLean @haleyfax.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me: and the murder happened at precisely 3PM? Witness: yes Me: and you saw my client there? Witness: yes Me: well....according to my client's Zelda notes...he was actually STARTING HIS ADVENTURE AT 3PM *everyone gasps and applauds, the judge winks at me and I become valedictorian of my class*
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 19/08/2026
look, I know everything is a fucking subscription now, but something interesting that a lot of people don't seem aware of is that it's actually free of charge to use your turn signals
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/08/2026
"are texas christian nationalists forcing kids to read the bible to give them a thorough education in classical western letters or are they doing it to indoctrinate kids into their fascist death cult" seems like an easy question to answer
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
another banger from The Onio— wait
the new york times post with headline trump hid in a catering cart to sneak out of turkey amid threats
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jay @jennas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There are many Joe's who have broken pumpkin records, but Mr. House (coolest ag teacher in the world) will always be Number 1 in my heart
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THE PUMPKIN KING
PRINCEVILLE — Joe House is the Willy Wonka of pumpkins. Even if he's just a little unsure of the comparison. "That's fine if you want to say that," House said recently by cellphone in the middle o…
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 04/08/2026
How to Be Cool www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 23/07/2026
Cacaodaemon
@samthielman.com
Joined Apr '23
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Bluesky Elder
Every news story is now "State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA)
where parishioners say they were
'blindsided."
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 18/01/2026
T should be available without a prescription even if it means some cisgender men explode their hearts or whatever
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
welcome to the Age of Diarrhea
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FDA's war on public health is about to end. This includes its aggressive suppression of psychedelics, peptides, stem cells, raw milk, hyperbaric therapies, chelating compounds, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, vitamins, clean foods, sunshine, exercise, nutraceuticals and anything else that advances human health and can't be patented by Pharma. If you work for the FDA and are part of this corrupt system, I have two messages for you: 1. Preserve your records, and 2. Pack your bags.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
it's pretty funny that the World Cup has sensors that detect the ball's rotation, acceleration, and location every .002 seconds (not exaggerating, the actual tech specs of the sensor) but also the game gets to the end and the ref says "ok I think 9 more minutes ... maybe more if I feel like it"
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Teal Is Looking For Work @tealsather.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A very useful tool #makeaterriblecomicday2026 #makeaterriblecomicday
Guy 1 is sitting at desk with computer while guy 2 is telling him “you really need to add Hammers to your workflow. Hammers are the future.” Guy 1 responds “no thanks, I’m a graphic designer” then guy two smashes a hole in the computer after a brief pause. With a hammer
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 25/06/2026
Shou Xin
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alli um, undead @laapcoeng.nya.je · 23/06/2026
they should make a head without migraines
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter
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Ian / Sìne @vonaether.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Reply or quote with your favourite non D&D RPG
I am begging you to please play an RPG that is not Dungeons & Dragons.

I am not telling you to stop playing D&D. I have nothing against D&D, but there are literally thousands of other games from hundreds of other genres that you could also be playing.

Why enjoy one thing when you could enjoy many thing?
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This is some shit a kid would say from the backseat with his library book and make his mom go "WOW!"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/05/2026
BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery
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Katherine CM Cross @kcross.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Because it apparently needs to be said: ‘The findings align with cognitive offloading theory and the ‘desirable difficulties’ principle: while AI assistance may ease initial learning, it appears to undermine the effortful processes needed for robust learning’
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Pope: [moral critique of illegal war] President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay Media: they are feuding😳
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 14/04/2026
Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”. This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
TRUMP: I WANT TO MAKE TRANSGENDER ILLEGAL SO KIDS ARE EASIER TO MOLEST! I WANT TO KILL EVERY ARAB. MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR WOMEN TO READ! BRING BACK SLAVERY! LETS HELP BILLY GRAHAM TURN THE EARTH INTO A NUCLEAR CINDER! NEWS MAGAZINE: omg college students are like, so annoying
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Krisi 🏳️‍⚧️ @primaryradical.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.
FBI agent Denise played by David Duchovny and Dale Cooper, played by Kyle Maclachlan, Twin Peaks 1990
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The Yorknew City arc in Hunter x Hunter is so cool because it’s three of the main characters looking on eBay for a PlayStation 1 game off screen while the fourth develops a Martial Art centered entirely around being history’s greatest hater.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
@ItsBCJim

The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane
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jay @jennas.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
How DARE you?? horseshoe, hands down, no contest
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Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"If you didn't get to safety in time, the nausea would come first. "You would vomit into your spacesuit," Donoviel says. www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-...
scientificamerican.com
Why We'll Never Live in Space
Medical, financial and ethical hurdles stand in the way of the dream to settle in space
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
if you don’t like the process of writing then don’t be a fucking writer, it’s not that complicated
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
You: basic, hate the internet because of AI or social media brainrot or whatever. Me: wise, has always hated the internet, for killing off CD-ROMs
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 30/03/2026
The fountain pens of video games aftermath.site/fountain-pens-...
Drawings of fountain pens
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ghoulzie @gawdz0rz.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
hell yeah
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
right and the secondary part of this which maybe seems frivolous but is still worth mentioning: harry potter is not guernica. it’s a not-very-well-written commercial fantasy franchise for children. there are dozens of better alternatives
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/03/2026
genuinely why does anyone report anything he says at all as if it means anything still
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 19/03/2026
anyway i think games are at their best and most artistically sound when they embrace the fact that they literally are, at their heart, all toys to be played with
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/03/2026
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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 13/03/2026
This is so accurate
sara @sarasoci.al
they/she

transsexual: hey i'd like to take this harmless drug that makes life worth living

america: fuck you *starts a world war*
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Sameer Vasta @sameervasta.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This is the best product review I’ve read: samhenri.gold/blog/2026031... It doesn’t matter if you’re interested in the MacBook Neo or not; this is the kind of essay that makes you think about the potential of technology and the joys of exploration.
samhenri.gold
“This Is Not The Computer For You” · Sam Henri Gold
Sam Henri Gold is a product design engineer building playful, useful software.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns
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jay @jennas.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Pokemon has released a 30th anniversary logo for every single Pokemon. Quote with your favourite! www.serebii.net/pokemon30/#a...
Pokemon: Since 1996 Anniversary logo with RoseliaPokemon: Since 1996 Anniversary logo with SprigatitoPokemon: Since 1996 Anniversary logo with TinkatonPokemon: Since 1996 Anniversary logo with Smoliv
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 01/03/2026
Hello Constituent it's me again, Senator Averagedem. what is happening in Iran today is simply too much. we've seen many disturbing things from this administration but now a line has been crossed that's why I'm asking for a small donation of $5,000 to support my efforts to draft a strongly worded
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 01/03/2026
“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:
A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."
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