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JenBeee

@jenbeee.bsky.social
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crossword doer, cat person, marching band mom

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 3h
Lord, spare me the confidence of a floundering, sub-mediocre, white-knuckled sexual predator who changed the name to the Department of War and then immediately lost a war in three days.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 11h
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 14h
tips: - block annoying accounts without replying. - log off if you feel yourself getting upset. - ignore most discourse. - if an account keeps arguing with randos, you probably want to unfollow them. - mute words / phrases that you don’t like. cleans up the app significantly. 👍
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 17h
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Dark Tower Blanket. If there was an evil demon king in a dark tower who was raising an undead army to spread darkness across the land, Trump would strongly support him and half the nation would say "Well actually both sides are problematic." collabs.shop/fozrre
A woven throw blanket featuring a dark, medieval castle surrounded by an army under a stormy sky.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the beatles. ever heard of em
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 30/09/2026
Jesus Christ Cornell
What use was it to bring the writer and activist Chanel Miller to campus in the spring just for fraternity brothers to scroll, bored, on their phones as she movingly shared her experience as Emily Doe, the victim of Brock Turner? As I wrote at the time, I was floored and dismayed as I sat in the audience with one of my brilliant undergraduates; we heard Miller’s shattering account of being sexually assaulted by Turner behind a dumpster at Stanford University after a fraternity party. Her talk was riveting, and there was so much to learn from it. And yet many of the male students who hailed predominantly from fraternities — 15 percent of each chapter was required to be in attendance — were so tuned out that Miller commented ruefully: “You know, this has been my hardest gig, because they didn’t turn down the house lights. I’m not sure how you professors do it, because it’s so hard looking out at this sea of mildly disgruntled faces. I mean, I’m sure you’re all very moved, but …,” Miller smiled. The implication being, it didn’t seem like it, from her angle.
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Greek life is so cool because, even if they aren't cooking meth in the basement and some are, they create similar disincentives to blow the whistle or confront other members as the mafia: doing the right thing risks blowing up your housing situation, current social life, and future networks.
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JenBeee @jenbeee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wicked Smaht Intelligence
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026
A thing I learned not too long ago is that when an LLM selects a token that leads it down an incorrect path (factually), it has no way to back up, or even know that it should back up, it's just on to the next likely bit. Literally every LLM is just posting their way through it. What an image.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 29/09/2026
I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a hand-saw.
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
god damn
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Joke about non-consensual contact right out of the gate at the MAHA Summit's "Reform in CMS" panel from moderator Russell Brand, the comedian who has pleaded not guilty to multiple charges of rape and sexual assault for which he will stand trial in London next month. Dr. Oz slaps his knee. MAHA!
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David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The MAGA online outrage of the day is that Gov Sarah Huckabee Sanders has a new campaign ad about her welfare-to-work requirement, and the depicted laze-about welfare mooch in the ad forced to get a job is [gasp!] a white male. I swear to you, there is OUTRAGE
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JenBeee @jenbeee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YOU GUYS What is this photo
The AI website america.gov displays a chat window with the prompt “try ‘How can I invest in my child’s Future?’” with a photo of a small child lying face-down, very still, on the surface of a frozen pond.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Does the president have the unilateral authority to tear down large parts of the White House?

No. Federal law does not give the President unlimited power to demolish or rebuild large parts of the White House on his own. I cannot give legal advice.
Main legal limit
• Congress has plenary authority over federal property and the District of Columbia.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Men, stop telling women you denounce sexual assault and start telling your male friends.
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Josh Grubbs @joshuagrubbsphd.com · 29/09/2026
I will forever maintain that that left must not let the right claim patriotism as their own and dope things like this are a big part of why
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tbf the panel is about how rich white men can get away with rape, and so is the GOP
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
also why? what?
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a "MAHA Summit" in DC on Tuesday and I see it not only features pols like JD Vance and RFK Jr, but also Russell Brand -- charged with multiple counts of rape and sexual assault -- and convicted rapist Mike Tyson. www.mahasummit.com/agenda
mahasummit.com
Agenda & Speakers — MAHA Summit 2026
Explore the announced speakers and program for MAHA Summit 2026. Tuesday, September 29, 2026 at The Waldorf Astoria Washington DC.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 29/09/2026
Unemployment is not enough… there is a jail cell waiting
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 29/09/2026
You will be able to set your watch by the frequency with which Musk sets his minions on people during this case, using their usual tactics of death threats and doxxing. And media will cover none of it.
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Let the history books show that STUDENT reporters brought national attention to unchecked abuse. I hope that their cups and opportunities forever overfloweth.This is courage.
abcnews.com
District attorney reopens case of alleged Cornell University 'gang rape'
Prosecutors in central New York say they are reopening the case of alleged gang rape at a Cornell University fraternity.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
campaign ad: you run this clip, you cut to talarico just staring silently at the camera for 3 seconds, cut to VOTE TALARICO. boom, done. instant classic
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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I managed to mostly not know any of this until today. This detail is new to me. The horror coursing through my body feels like poison. My God, men. Decide RIGHT FUCKING NOW what you'll do if a woman is sexually harassed or assaulted in your vicinity. Ask another man to do the same. TALK ABOUT IT.
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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not enough is said about how Trump views United States dollars as HIS own money
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good times for Ken Paxton and Roger Marshall
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JenBeee @jenbeee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So there’s a “MAHA Summit” tomorrow and….
So there are a bunch of names on the agenda, but what drew my attention in this bit is a session called “Reform at CMS” with panelists Chris Klomp of HHS and Dr. Oz of CMS, moderated by Russell Brand.
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JenBeee @jenbeee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every day I get to learn about a new toxin or parasite. Yay!
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JenBeee @jenbeee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hahaa I’m eating grapes right now!
Pause to reveal your medieval create. My result is Hedgehog: you love to steal grapes.
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JenBeee @jenbeee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Interesting political alignment quiz. I’m ok with the results. 12axes.vercel.app
The country most compatible with my political alignment is Canada.Political figures closes to my results are Pedro Sánchez, Justin Trudeau, Yamandú Orsi, and Fernand Haddad.More political figures closest to my results are Guilherme Boulos, José Mujica, Zohran Mamdani, and John Rawls.Political figures furthest from my political alignment are Adolf Hitler, Christopher Columbus, and Gregor Strasser.
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Jen Mercieca @jenmercieca.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you can donate to your local food bank please do. People need help and Trump's government is making it worse.
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JosABats @thejoshbanks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s Poppin’ Time
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mary reached for her pump action umbrella. A bead of sweat trickled down her forehead. “You know what’s good about a spoon full of sugar?” She asked, loading the weapon. “It makes the medicine go down.”
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 27/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "nobody's gonna look back fondly at this shit"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I bet insurance companies are thrilled with the Trump administration‘s message to policyholders that they need to file claims on every policy they have or they might risk losing it.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Ruth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Raise your boys to be the ones who yell absofuckingloutely not when they see a man spike a woman’s drink. Tell them about what happened at Cornell and their job is to disrupt the group chat and call the police. Teach them that this is what being a man looks like.
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 25/09/2026
It looks like what they would give to a bear at the zoo for their birthday.
A.I. slop on a menu that looks like fucking dog food mixed with dog shit
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
raise their goddam taxes holy shit
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i cant watch videos like this because it gets very cloudy at the end. must be something wrong with my screen.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you
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TJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For those boycotting Tillamook Cheese and anything else that is “Halal,” I want you to know that fruit, vegetables, fish, air and water are also halal. ☪️😅.
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
“On Tuesday, department chair Danielle Clealand told faculty in the Social and Cultural Analysis Department that the provost’s office rejected all women’s and gender studies courses from counting toward UT’s core, according to an email reviewed by the Statesman.”
statesman.com
UT cuts all women and gender classes from core curriculum, drops race classes
The provost’s office also eliminated dozens of courses on race from counting toward the core curriculum.
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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two arms marked China and Hegseth clasp over a caption that says "Examining the U.S. military's sensitive parts"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
found a new type of guy
r/AmItheAsshole
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AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I
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