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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️

@jenbeee.bsky.social
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crossword doer, cat person, marching band mom

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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I wonder who wrote this headline. Huh?
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need to have a conversation with the other band parent who (very kindly and enthusiastically) brought this flyer into existence.
A support the arts flyer featuring a ballet dancer with three arms where the head should be
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YOU GUYS What is this photo
The AI website america.gov displays a chat window with the prompt “try ‘How can I invest in my child’s Future?’” with a photo of a small child lying face-down, very still, on the surface of a frozen pond.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So there’s a “MAHA Summit” tomorrow and….
So there are a bunch of names on the agenda, but what drew my attention in this bit is a session called “Reform at CMS” with panelists Chris Klomp of HHS and Dr. Oz of CMS, moderated by Russell Brand.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hahaa I’m eating grapes right now!
Pause to reveal your medieval create. My result is Hedgehog: you love to steal grapes.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Interesting political alignment quiz. I’m ok with the results. 12axes.vercel.app
The country most compatible with my political alignment is Canada.Political figures closes to my results are Pedro Sánchez, Justin Trudeau, Yamandú Orsi, and Fernand Haddad.More political figures closest to my results are Guilherme Boulos, José Mujica, Zohran Mamdani, and John Rawls.Political figures furthest from my political alignment are Adolf Hitler, Christopher Columbus, and Gregor Strasser.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It was the crawdads that gave me away.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pretty accurate!
The mydialect map shows that I speak English like someone from Oklahoma or North Texas.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just another day at the office.
A computer screen showing a ticket system to request plumbing services. The ticket is just a photo of a hand holding what looks like a urine sample, with the filename sink-water.jpg. This is the water from our break room sink.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Be sure to check out Facebook Marketplace if you like: -Dress for ex’s funeral -Flute -Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh -Tactical wool coat size XXXS
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sweet merciful Jesus, @apnews.com. He LAY in wait. LAY! Past tense of lie!
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My little Bean
A black and white cat curled up in a bean shape and fast asleep. His name is Jellybean.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wow wow! So my corn plant has suddenly sprouted a long strand of blooms that smell like jasmine! I didn’t know they did that!
A string of white, spiky flower heads nestled amongst green leaves
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I mean
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The bottled water and sports drinks section of Monoprix is destroyed.
A grocery store section with nearly empty shelves, plastic wrap from bottled water cases strewn on the floor
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Beautiful sky over Paris.
A rooftop view of Paris with Montmartre on the right and the Eiffel tower on the left, sun breaking through dramatic clouds above.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Wooooo! Got to see Norway v. Senegal! The NJ stadium shuttle worked pretty well, they have a good system going. But damn this stadium was packed! It was a very exciting game. And apparently the number of National Guardspeople it takes to watch cars exit a garage is about 27.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’m not updating. I see that cute little AI icon, Sirs, and I’ll have no part of it!
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Update
The black and white cat has jumped up on the chair to attack the tabby catThe cats square up menacingly
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Here are my lazy babies.
Tabby cat with white paws sleeping shrimp-style on a sunny chairBlack and white cat licking his paw under the chair where the tabby cat sleeps
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
How I take criticism
Close up of Daria Morgendorfer with flames reflected in her glasses
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone
Very contented sleeping tabby cat with paw outstretched
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Hahaaaaa it’s still there!
Photo of a paramount plus movie recommendations screen on my TV depicting Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the Starship Enterprise as a balding accountant.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Is being American extra embarrassing today or just the normal level
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I have questions about the spring festival.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Google maps is so creative. Boring old me would have described Safeway as “a grocery store.”
A zoomed in screenshot of a Google map that shows a Safeway described as “Superfood-powered kibble.”
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Whenever my husband talk to me, Sir Ocelot the cat runs over and perches on my leg like this to demonstrate ownership.
A brown tabby cat with white paws sitting perched with his front feet on my leg as I sit on the couch.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I wish I could have previewed dating when I was a 20-something. I would have opted out of it!
An ad for Facebook Dating has a photo of two young women laughing together and says “preview dating before you commit”
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Post something random or you will have an awful April
A rusty, wrecked, turquoise 1950s Chevy in the woods with a fake skeleton sitting in the driver’s seat holding a blue and purple ukulele.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Sir Ocelot’s giving two dragons a massage
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
My office is surrounded by carefully maintained wetlands and woods and native plantings, but the geese prefer to nest in the parking lot medians.
A mama goose on her nest on a grassy median in the middle of a large parking lot
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Always great to get a “well done” burger bun.
A burned hamburger bun
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Today in Trump Believement Syndrome
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
A woodland friend stopped by.
A long black snake creeping along the edge of a wooden deck
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for hell.
The back of a black chevy truck on which the owners have affixed red letters reading “to hell with the Alimo. Rember Perl Horber” misspellings in the original.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Every now and then you can still find a delightful search result.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The weekly high school Principal’s Newsletter never disappoints. He’s got his finger on the pulse!!
A poster that says Escape the Vape Rap Presentation! March 3rd during lunch in the main gym! Be there! Don’t get trapped! Over an AI generated illustration of two white people rapping and a vape exploding. Below the poster is a quote attributed to J.K. Rowling: “Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.”
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine’s Day, comrades!
Text: Roses are red, torpedoes are green; Andrei… you’ve lost another submarine?
Screenshot from The Hunt for Red October
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Check out Marketplace if you like: -Mom -Tub of mayonnaise -Carnival ride -Haunted TV
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Oh I see the strategy now.
You can see the back of my cat’s head as he looks through the sliding glass door at two birds just outside eating seeds from a plate.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Clingy cat requests me to kindly stop eating breakfast
My black and white cat curled up in extreme cuddle position in an awkward spot atop my arm as I attempt to eat
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
These Nabisco Devil’s Food cookies were my absolute favorite. They were similar to Snackwells (which came later) but not lowfat.
Picture of several packets of Nabisco cookies from the 1980s including Peanut Butter Fudge, Devils Food, and Coconut Macaroon.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Check out marketplace if you like: -Son -Books -Pirate pole dancing mannequin? -Harp
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I’m getting marketing emails from an online retailer for outdoorspeople and some of the ads are rather hilarious. This seems like the wrong room for your very oddly proportioned gun safe, idk!
A picture of four homeschool-looking blond children playing in a beige living room. There’s an enormous black gun safe taking up an entire wall.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers In Search of the Most Amazing Thing, 1983, by Tom Snyder for Spinnaker. I played it on the Commodore 64.
A screenshot of an old game. Black background with lines and shapes drawn in white, magenta, and cyan depicting your uncle Smoke, a bearded old man sitting cross legged on a carpet next to an old chest and a bookshelf.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Haha yeah! aaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAH
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Thank you, @nora.zone for the beautiful hoard!
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I have to hand it to @people.com Magazine for their reporting on Minnesota. But also I’m impressed by how they share stories in their free app. Every story is a swipe-thru set of slides. I know, but wait!! The slides contain the main and supporting points of the story. They’re not clickbait. Nice.
Screenshot from the People Magazine app. Text says “Amid Minnesota Raids: Boy, 5, Detained by ICE, Used ‘as Bait’ to find Relatives”. Over a close up photo of a 5-year-old in a knit bunny hat being escorted into a van by an ICE recruit whose hand is tightly clenched on the kid’s school backpack.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Wow. I remember seeing the outside of this building and the parked crawler at cape canaveral on a trip when I was 9. It’s cool to see the inside with an actual moon rocket leaving on the crawler. Great shot. Reid Wiseman is one of the astronauts.
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JenBeeewitched 🧙‍♀️ @jenbeee.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
A curtain with a cat’s tail poking out from beneath it
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