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Jellicle Alexander

@jelliclealexander.bsky.social
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34 year old dad of 2 background in political science & law he/they bisexual, Minneapolis educator

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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 2 100🎯 95🏆 98🔥 96🏅 99🔥 Final score: 976
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
walked five miles today after I played softball for 2 hours and I’m so sore lol
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Any of my Minneapolis mutuals want to go see Akira at the Riverview at 4?
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026
"The central lesson of this cycle is not that Charlie Brown should stop trusting Lucy. It is that Charlie Brown must do a better job explaining why trusting Lucy remains the responsible choice." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Fun fact: 54% of US adults read below a 6th grade level. You have to actively remember literally over half the US adult population is *unable to perceive subtext* www.thenationalliteracyinstitute.com/2024-2025-li...
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2024-2025 Literacy Statistics | National Literacy Institute
Literacy Statisitics
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sometimes I think back on memories and realize I’m Andy from twin peaks in them lmao
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cinnamonj.bsky.social @cinnamonj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's almost as though throwing trans people under the bus is what they actually want to be doing and all this "electability" talk is just a post hoc justification.
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
bob dylan gives real 5'8" energy
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
they should add a text react alternative to haha that just says “that’s funny”
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know it’s probably a combination of me being autistic and from the PNW, but I can’t believe I didn’t make it through one page of Dungeon Crawler Carl before being taken out of it by a glaring error for an author who claims to have lived there lol
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it’s the kind of day where the neighbor suggested our kids hang out and we both hinted that our kids were driving us crazy and maybe they should go to the other house (they ended up here because she sounded worse than me lol)
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oof my 18 month old might have destroyed my last gift from my mom (which I also can’t afford to replace)
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Clocked out until Sunday afternoon 🙌
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Aaron King @aaronmfking.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some posters the maestro d' made for his gladiatorial circus.
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today the county reached out to inform us that they had received our application for EBT and to let us know that our interview was due this past Monday
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it is remarkable that this has happened despite a near-unanimous effort from mainstream politicians and news media to prevent it from happening. there's some hope there
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(Realizing it would sound petty if I just said I don't like your post) Your post jeopardizes an important election
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
talarico reminds me of how democrats spent years trying to "moderate" on immigration and getting nothing in return and now we have the best funded paramilitary force on the planet disappearing people across the country while running a system of concentration camps with no oversight
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Any analysis of oppression that completely forgoes a systemic approach and focuses solely on individual acts of discrimination is unserious and, often, disingenuous in my opinion.
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 14/09/2026
If folks on here want to pretend that the only thing Talarico said was about sports, that's fine—it's also not true. He would ban gender affirming care for 17 year olds. And I'm sure many of you haven't tried to figure out how to keep a trans kid from killing themselves, so you don't get it
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I started reading A Wizard of Earthsea to my kid tonight after being given it by a dear witch friend. She was skeptical at first, but by the end of the first page she listened intently through the end of the first chapter and then immediately fell asleep.
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 13/09/2026
reminds me of something mohammed el-kurd wrote in "perfect victims". i don't have a copy on me but he wrote something along the lines of how it's absurd to judge the oppressed for expressing a wish backed up by nothing, especially next to oppressors' wishes which are backed up by states and violence
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Jay @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Everyone should read this and then read the 24 consecutive hour timeline meltdowns Stancil, ironic John Brown centrist account and other libs are having about the Talarico interview. Which argument actually motivates you? Which one is going to resonate with regular people? I think it’s pretty clear!
We cannot be the ones to preemptively and
"pragmatically" kick our more vulnerable allies off of the plane. The end result will be having to face the fascists later on anyway but with a significantly diminished coalition. Better to turn around right now to face them with our full complement of fighters.
You say "I am for the dignity and safety and equal rights of trans people everywhere.
Fuck you. The end."
And if they keep with the questions about children's sports the answer is "Who gives a shit?"
"I do not believe you care about this issue.
You are lying. In fact you're a straight up weirdo for fixating on kids' genitals so much. That is odd behavior. Let kids run around with their friends."
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Pokémon company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep watching that garbage.
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m watching the original Pokémon with my kid to introduce her to shows with overarching plots since she’s so into novels right now and I never noticed how bad the animation was as a kid lol
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 13/09/2026
You’d think differently if there were democrats running on the Genocide for Insufferable Dorks platform.
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Crip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Will, if you actually believed in Dems' triangulation strategy, you would embrace this. The entire point is to sacrifice trans voters to gain cis centrists who fear Dems are in the pocket of Big Trans. Our outrage is their claim to credibility. Why don't you support Acton calling trans girls "men"?
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
do some of you not understand that almost half the American resident trans community has had to relocate? that their unemployment rate is massively higher than cis Americans? That I do not make the comparison to Black people under Jim Crow lightly? williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/press/trans-...
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Nearly half of transgender people surveyed have moved or are considering moving to more trans-affirming places
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Day 3 of hearing liberals talk like this
Back to regularly scheduled scre...
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Hi, my name is John Democrat, I believe that due to biological advantages, black people should be separated from white people sports. Don't worry, I agree with you on 99 percent of other issues
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/09/2026
here is Miles Garret in high school lol unless you think we need to Harrison Bergeron every sport at every level, your logic is incoherent at best
miles garret dwarfing his teammates in HS
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Since Kansas and John Brown are in the discourse, I would encourage folks to read WEB Du Bois’ biography of Brown. It’s a heater.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I enjoy how the cto of bluesky is very clearly and publicly beginning to suffer from AI madness
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Culversmaxxing
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 6 95🏆 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 94🏆 Final score: 977
maptap.gg
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 04/09/2026
“JRR tolkien showed us orcs for a reason. someday, melkor will create them, and we have to be ready for that” that’s how you sound
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol I took a 60 year old cishet friend to Lake Miasma and she’s still texting me about it a week later
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Daryl Surat @darylsurat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don’t have a copy of Gloria Steinem’s autobiography My Life on the Road, but The Miami Herald noted that she openly admitted being an asset for the CIA uscpublicdiplomacy.org/blog/feminis... her role was to redirect the feminist movement away from class warfare to be anti-socialist. She succeeded.
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The Feminist Was a Spy
Steinem was an energetic global representative.
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
my preschooler was telling me about the band that plays at the playground near our house that is made up of the crickets chirping, cicadas buzzing and water pitter-pattering
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Minions’ pod-based society appears utopian, but this interpretation neglects the material basis of Minion abundance, which is of course enthusiastic collaboration with fascist supervillains. We must therefore understand Minion society as a worker’s paradise sustained by imperial contracting.
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m pretty sure my new boss has no object permanence for my existence when we aren’t literally in the same room
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts youve seen live: The Mountain Goats (x2) Ramshackle Glory Madlib Bob Dylan Mark Knopfler Dead Prez Soulja Boy Waxahatchee Cloud Cult MAITA
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I hate walking with an empty stroller to get my kids from a friend’s house because people look at you like you’re crazy lol
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
my 4.5 year old’s favorite snack right now is feta cheese with balsamic vinegar (??) and now she’s turned her 1.5 year old brother onto it too lol
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Jellicle Alexander @jelliclealexander.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jackhammering done! I had no idea how long it would take but it was only about an hour and change
Photo of a jackhammer lying on a lawn covered with fallen leaves in front of a red-painted concrete block in an unearthed pit.Photo of the same jackhammer and pit, but now there is no block and there is concrete debris everywhere.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the moderate democratic position on Gaza is that if Israel’s opponents do not comport themselves perfectly, if they don’t dance flawlessly through the rhetorical minefields every day, then it’s dead children forever.
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