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James @jekstrom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Scar from fullmetal alchemist with a speech bubble referencing the quoted tweet
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The great American state fair being stupid Trump bullshit does legit make me sad, if I’m being honest. A lot of the 250 stuff does. This could have been a really cool and special thing and literally any normal president would have pulled it off.
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James @jekstrom.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I hope everyone got their fill of joyous NYC/Knicks content, because the Carolina Hurricanes' fan is going to be filling your feeds with minutes of lukewarm content any day now as they try and let the rest of the state know they brought home a championship.
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Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 27/05/2026
This is quite simply infuriating. @moreperfectunion.bsky.social
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Did Elon Musk Just Rig the Stock Market?
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
people make fun of the DSA Bedtime Abolition Caucus but they're out here racking up Ws
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 01/06/2026
BREAKING: Mayor Mamdani just signed an “executive order” to repeal bedtime so NYC kids can watch the Knicks play in the NBA Finals!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/05/2026
@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Opening a lucrative PR firm where for $100k I will hand my wealthy clients a note that says “stop commenting for stories like this”
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Proposal for a PROUN street celebration, by El Lissitzky, 1923
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
the strait of hormuz is in a quantum superposition of open and closed that only collapses when you try to take a tanker through yourself and see if you get shot at
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/04/2026
“We propose to settle all the difficulty of the Dred Scott Decision by putting it into the Constitution. If a man is not a citizen of the country in which he is born, in God’s name of what country is he a citizen? If he may not live there, where has he a right to live?“
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Dan Reilly @danreilly.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
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James @jekstrom.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Still from the Musical Hamilton overlaid with "The Reynolds Pamphlet". 

The original unforced post.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This should be an impeachable offense. I understand that we’re way past any of that, but that shouldn’t stop us from naming it.
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James @jekstrom.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
And I am preemptively exhausted by the hand wringing takes when the normal people attempt to do so. We will get to watch our greatest pundits fret over if fixing a massive problem is actually just as bad as creating one because both things are 'unprecedented '
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dominic ♻️ @crystalblisters.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
read the news today
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
so this question has come up in conversation recently: obviously, bluesky has features that allow you to disable interactions like replies and quote posts. but is doing so contrary to the spirit of social media? is it antisocial behavior? maybe even unethical? interested to hear everyone's thoughts
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
can this be a solution?
strait of hormuz map featuring the big ass eagles from lord of the rings
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
Scene of Mario jumping around to avoid all the spinning fire sticks in the original Super Mario Bros game
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
If an official commits an impeachable offense and nobody acts to impeach, it is no longer an impeachable offense. People who oppose impeachment as “pointless” because it seems unlikely to result in removal do not understand this very simple point and seem unwilling to even try to understand it.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 09/03/2026
boy in retrospect, really shouldn’t have elected the worst person in the entire country president. that, it appears, was less than wise
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Thank you sir
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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
If somebody attempts a coup, and then they’re not held accountable by elites and institutions, the public will draw the conclusion that it’s not a big deal.
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James @jekstrom.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
If twitter had a meaningfully engaged user base, let alone one so strong as to represent "the common", its Ads wouldn't look like ones normally reserved for illicit web pages. Real companies didn't stop advertising there on principle - they left because it would be a waste of money to stay.
An add that promises a supplement that "drained my man boobs"An ad for a "David" protein barAn ad for a fan made rom hack of a Pokémon game - either a literal scale, or just illegal. An add for elite coaching for....league of legends
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My trick is I leave the image on the left very visible. Baby I'm going to see everything in your game
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Hundreds of millions spent on human misery
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 23/01/2026
“If the person is a U.S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.” Justice Brett Kavanaugh www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
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James @jekstrom.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Even what this text says on its face contradicts itself- "Joe Biden stood by as leftist activists and academics"...the plain meaning is that the president DID NOT PARTICPATE in advancing a radical agenda! "Activists" and "academics" DO NOT SET THE POLICY OF THE US GOVERNMENT! Or of Democrats!
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis. Say bad things are bad.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Either the US has a constitution, or it does not. The Maduro regime posed no threat to the people of the United States. The Trump regime is illegally going to war without authorization. It’s a distraction from his corruption and his pedophilia scandal.
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Melissa Martin @doubleemmartin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal
Two screenshots designed in the style of Spotify Wrapped but they're presented as being a (nonexistent) Bluesky Wrapped

Screenshot 1:
You spent 738 posts on the following topics:
1. Dunking on the New York Times op-ed section
2. Talking about drama at New York Magazine
3. Weighing in on the New York City mayoral election

Screenshot 2:
Based on this, your most likely place to be located would be:
New York, NY

Instead, swipe to see where, based on geotagging, you actually live
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James @jekstrom.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
The framing of these stories shouldn't be "hey mass public, here is advice for how you too can bootstrap your way to early retirement ", but more accurately and productively as "hey rich person ruining society- observe how this other rich person is minding their own business, and happy!"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/11/2025
oh it’s like this was designed for me specifically
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/11/2025
patriots in control
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 02/11/2025
Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 24/10/2025
They just gassed Wrigleyville. Yes, Wrigleyville
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
All of the pilfering, vandalism, and outright death caused by DOGE cuts, and all of the thefts from the future by illegally stopping research grants, didn't save a penny, Trump spent the money and more on corruption and incompetent ICE goons.
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