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Jeff Shrout

@jeffandaguitar.bsky.social
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🎸 Guitarist | Soulshine | Sleep Another Year | Thoroughly confused 🎸

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is right. Trump II is the worst administration in our history because Trump has no ideology beyond "evil" and is too lazy to govern, so he hands his power to whoever wants it. Every flavor of evil shows up, and each one gets the job where it can do the most damage.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Prayers up for my buddy Eric Schmitt! After a tough day at work he forgot to pull his pants down before taking a shit & had to waddle home as loose turds periodically fell out of his pant leg.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some personal news
Chunk the bear has been spotted eating 135,000 calories in 10 hours prior to hibernating this week
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ceej @ceej.online · 21/09/2026
See here how The Stance has entered his body and his mind. The Stance infests him. The metamorphosis is complete
jd vance standing weird like trump
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Feels like a Trump 1 tweet. Boring. Nobody can afford now, nobody cares.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/09/2026
this motherfucker stuffed
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 04/09/2026
There's a lot to say about all this, but I just keep coming back to how *embarrassing* it is that we've let this crass, tasteless moron reach this position & do all of this stuff. It's a damning indictment of the whole culture & the whole political system. So goddamn embarrassing.
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Inside Trump’s Ballroom Obsession
The president’s bid for architectural immortality is barreling toward completion.
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Trout Creek Wildflowers - From Bill (ridingrobots.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/2m8oJqv
For anyone who could use a cool breeze or some light in the dark.

Single exposure at Trout Creek, Utah.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fraud is so awesome in this country I can understand why everyone does it. You can make a billion dollars doing fraud and then a court will be like "Hang on there pal...pay a $100M fine but DON'T do it again"
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
me: ok, so a “twitch streamer” is… my stepfather: shut the fuck up shut the fuck up and get away from me
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I want to expand on this in a short thread. Fascism sucks. It is also not going away: it is an effectively permanent part of modern representative politics because it is an effectively permanent part of human nature. We have to be prepared to push back against it, basically forever.
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Looking Up - From Bill (ridingrobots.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/2nBAHhe
Star Trek represented...the future we can have, a future that is beyond the petty squabbles we are dealing with here on Earth...and that we are able to devote ourselves to the betterment of all humankind by doing what we do so well: explore. 
– Nichelle Nichols

Single exposure around midnight near Coalville, Utah
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ceej @ceej.online · 21/08/2026
it’d be funny if the next dem administration just kept blaming biden
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
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Jesse Coburn @jessecoburn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You and I — all of us taxpayers — funded this $533 million artillery plant outside of Dallas. It hasn’t produced a single usable shell. Yet the defense contractor, General Dynamics, has never been held publicly accountable. Nor has it had to pay a penny back… 1/
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Quote post of Catbus screengrab showing sigur Rachel's cat Chloe below weeder post saying here's an idea: governwoment, the quote post content is the Norman Rockwell freedom of speech meme with Chloe wearing the guys jacket and telling everyone in the audience what's up
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sometimes you just need to say, "Help is on the way, dear."
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 08/08/2026
President Trump wants to soften one of the strongest legal protections American workers have: the right to hold an employer accountable when retirement savings are mishandled. Here's what you need to know: propub.li/4g078bJ
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
ATTENTION TO ALL DEM TAX CUT SLOPULISTS
The effort to repeal the income tax in Missouri losing 80-20
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
whoa apparently the President is shackled to his bed in a dedicated diarrhea WARD?
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 29/07/2026
This is morally monstrous behavior. These are ordinary, innocent people that Trump is condemning to suffering & death out of political vindictiveness. Every decent human being, regardless of political party, should condemn it. Where is the fucking *anger*? From the press? From civic leaders? Pols?
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FEMA said yes to Democratic disaster requests. Trump killed them anyway.
President Donald Trump cast aside bipartisan precedent when he rejected eligible disaster requests from four blue states.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I admire our government's new commitment to honesty.
A real tweet from the Department of Defense that says "It's not an option" above a meme that just says WINNING.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/04/2024
remembering the greatest interview of all time
An interview with the guy who yells MORTAL KOMBAT in the theme for Mortal Kombat

interviewer: I see. will you do it over the phone?
guy: would i do it over the phone? absolutely.
interviewer: let's hear it.
guy: Mortal Kombat!
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Taking away someone's food and medicine makes you responsible for their death
Standing up guy by Norman Rockwell meme
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/07/2026
interesting to me that as the administration treats democratic-voting states like conquered or occupied territories, you don’t have pundits demanding the president respect “half the country”
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
News outlets that covered the US-Saudi nuclear deal without mentioning that Jared Kushner, Trump’s top foreign policy advisor, is getting paid by the Saudi government: WSJ NYT AP Reuters CNN NBC ABC CBS The Guardian Semafor Washington Post Fox News New York Post BBC Newsweek MS NOW
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A nuclear deal for the Saudis. A media blackout for Kushner’s corruption.
On Wednesday, the Trump administration signed a 30-year nuclear agreement with Saudi Arabia that paves the way for the kingdom to enrich its own uranium.
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 22/07/2026
i bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid
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Is it the weather or just our perspective that changed?

ai slop illustration shows brad lea sipping coffee. behind him are two weather forecasters, one ini 1976 saying it's going to be a beautiful day and another in 2026 saying we're all going to die.

the joke is that it's the same forecast. do you get it.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You know that annoying asshole we all hate? Well I have resolved to put screenshots of his posts into your feed every day until the heat death of the universe. Enjoy
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air. InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Trump is the Diarrhea President
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Trump is trying to do a reichstag fire just by giving a speech saying “hey guys china tried to burn down the reichstag years ago”
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You never hear about a parasite that gets rid of diarrhea
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 07/06/2026
It boggles my mind, that media presents Trump as a real serious official, political scientists discuss his decisions, pundits talk about his policies. Meanwhile he loudly declared to the world he made an amazing discovery that "dumb" has a "b" in it.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026
CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt
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Tater Magoo @tatermagoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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phil @philjamesson.com · 09/07/2026
our space station will be the Death Star: a state of the art self-sustaining satellite capable of destroying planets in a single attack. and to carry our infantry, we will have AT-ATs, which are like a giant robot version of a newborn horse. much slower though. those get two guns
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If a company has to lay off 10,000 people, the executive team should be fired, because they clearly weren’t businessing very well.
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