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jdjenk.bsky.social @jdjenk.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I wish I could be a fail son for like a week
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jdjenk.bsky.social @jdjenk.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Really don’t know why I bothered reinstalling hinge (alcohol) but really loved to be paying for another persons entertainment for the night who had zero interest in me
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In a recent interview, Masahiro Sakurai has confirmed a connection between the upcoming Kirby™ and the World Beyond for the Nintendo Switch 2 System and the Super Smash Bros. Series. "Nobody has ever noticed this, but Kirby and the logo of the Super Smash Series are the same shape; Round"
Masahiro SakuraiKirby™ and the World Beyond for the Nintendo Switch 2 System
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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 06/10/2026
Slowly, gradually and tentatively, my mind fog went away. I knelt on the floor, covered in their blood, the serrated knife stuck in a ribcage. Outside, sirens. One minute till detonation: too late to flee. I screamed. But then I recalled my affirmation. I... I lowered the carbon footprint! 😌
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David Szymanski @duskdev.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I started out pretty AI neutral, aside from the environmental concerns, but I'm, being pushed into hating it more and more because it keeps making things I care about actively worse, and the results keep speaking for themselves in a really bad shitty way.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026
Political Profile: Abdul El-Sayed theonion.com/political-profile-abdu…
Where The ‘El’ In Name Comes From: Ancestors pandering for Latino vote
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altamahaha.bsky.social @altamahaha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please don't overreact to the SCOTUS SAVE database decision today Page 6 of the decision makes clear that we are in the 90 day statutory window when mass changes cannot be made to voter lists! Yeah it's a shit decision for the reasons the 3 dissenters say but we can deal with it. More to come...
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Supreme Court Allows Expansive Voter Screening Tool Ahead of Midterms (Gift Article)
Critics of the Trump administration system to monitor the citizenship status of voters had raised alarms about privacy and improper voter purges.
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Zeb Larson @zeblarson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every TTRPG player has experienced That Guy who 80% of the group actively hates and the other 20% merely and barely tolerate. It’s always a man and they get to hang around until either the rest of the group secretly forms another group without them or until everything falls apart.
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M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my god. OH MY GOD. XD
Gul Dukat of Deep Space Nine gloweringGavin Newsome of California glowering.
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 23/09/2026
one thing about newsom is that once you notice his gul dukat vibe you can't unsee it
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The popular theory is that Trump is building military installations full of drones and snipers because he plans to never leave office. I think there is an alternate explanation: he has severe paranoia from multiple assassination attempts, and spends every moment in DC in abject fear for his life.
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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We already have an AI kill switch: cut power to servers. Really want to talk existential threat? Fine. We humans have many ways to blow things up. Like data centers. Panicky discourse assumes the first priority is protect tech company investments and expand their businesses. But why should it be?
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
oh no, the rogue AI is after my computer
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Explain how that happens" is a legitimate request! And critique! I am happy to explain all sorts of ways LLMs could hurt humanity, but all of those explanation involve careless people doing careless things. Not rogue software. I do not like this moment in time where nobody cares how things work.
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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 13/09/2026
"How do you know so many truck drivers?" "Oh, we run in the same semi circles."
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Annie💀 @anniemay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"your character is so braindead that I spent 9/11 training a simulated fruit fly brain to play it and its winning games" is a level of slander and hating that i can only aspire to
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As I keep pointing out, does no one understand Ricardian comparative advantage anymore. FACT: China produces over 1 million engineering graduates per year FACT: To date, China has not produced a single internationally marketable game show format Where does it look like our advantage lies?
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!" 
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/books/pictur...
Title: Methods for Encouraging a Reluctant Young Reader 
 

Panel 1
Caption: Read Together 
Image: A small child sits on a sofa, face buried in a book, between two adults doing the same.

Panel 2
Caption: Bribery
Image: The small child sits on a treasure chest wearing a crown, face buried in a book, in a room full of coins, jewels and precious items.

Panel 3
Caption: Element of danger
Image: The small child sits, face buried in a book, precariously balanced on a thin branch in a tall tree.

Panel 4
Caption: Reverse Psychology
Image: The small child sits, face buried in a book, beside a huge bookshelf and a sign that reads “Adults Only”

Panel 5
Caption: Pulleys and Pistons
Image: The small child sits, face buried in a book, amidst a complicated mechanism that provides endless new books.

Panel 6
Caption: Rituals and Incantations
Image: The small child sits, face buried in a book, in a circle of candles amidst clouds of smoke and mysterious phrases.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Monday.....
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
LEONARD NIMOY and his son Adam on the set of ‘Star Trek’ in 1965. “The make-up folks put ears on my son Adam to surprise me. A precious moment while shooting the original series.”
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Mark Z. Jacobson @mzjacobson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is how fast oil use can disappear China's reduction in oil consumption during first half of 2026 due to replacement of fossil vehicles with EVs exceeded the UK’s entire oil consumption during that period China’s CO2 emis fall Q226 due to plummeting oil use carbonbrief.org/analysis-chi...
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Analysis: China’s CO2 emissions fall in Q2 2026 due to plummeting oil use - Carbon Brief
China’s carbon dioxide (CO2) emissions fell by 1% in the second quarter of 2026, as oil consumption plummeted amid the strait of Hormuz crisis.
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Boba @bobas.online · 15/08/2026
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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KandorkoWitch 🧙‍♀️ @dangcoolgalaxy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Don’t get me wrong I think that there’s really strong arguments for copyright reform but I always thought most people crowing about it just wanted to play retro games for free and couldn’t give less of a shit about the merits of the issue and you know what I was right about that
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KandorkoWitch 🧙‍♀️ @dangcoolgalaxy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cannot overstate how funny is it to see people who 10 years ago were non-stop whining about the copyright regime for “game preservation reasons” now seem to think that IP law is a sacred commandment handed down on Mt Sinai or something
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i told them i'd do the same thing to them when they were in the paper and they looked me dead in the eye and said "no you won't." i have been weighed, i have been measured, i have been found wanting
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
"Is this lens better, or this one?" - Optometrist "Is this lens worse, or this one?" - Pessimetrist
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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence. 
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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./yemáko/badgames.zip @badgameszip.itch.io · 10/08/2026
sorry to the haters but the CORRECT order to play the series is A Short Hike Big Walk Marathon
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
god bless the richmond sex shop that finally agreed to replace their "controversial" mural of a woman feeding her beaver....with a woman playing with her cat. be the malicious compliance you want to see in the world 🙏 www.axios.com/local/richmo...
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Richmond's controversial beaver mural is coming down
New owners are replacing the decade-old Taboo artwork with a less controversial cat mural.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Endometriosis takes nine years to diagnose. That’s about to change. NICE has approved two tests: a saliva test reading microRNA markers, and a gut-sensor test returning results in 45 minutes, sparing women the keyhole surgery currently needed. buff.ly/QX3jHk8 #ShareGoodNewsToo
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Rapid endometriosis tests to be made available on NHS in England and Wales
Saliva and gut sensor-based tests hailed as ‘gamechanger’ for millions of women who can wait years for diagnosis
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The Arachnixe Entity @fungalhalo.com · 30/07/2026
Well, after pulling the head off my hammer, I'm starting to wonder if maybe we should start with dismantling the more complicated machines first and then work our way *down* to hammers.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
you want a massive job boom? destroy all automation
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Jeff Groh @jeffgroh.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Avocados come in 2 varieties - A-types start each day female and switch to male midday. B-types do the reverse. In work just published from the last chapter of my PhD, we show this system evolved 40+million yrs ago and is regulated by alleles of 1 transcription factor www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/...
pnas.org
Balanced polymorphism in a floral transcription factor underlies the ancient rhythm of daily sex alternation in avocado | PNAS
In avocado and certain wild relatives in Lauraceae, a highly synchronized daily rhythm of floral sex timing promotes cross-pollination between two ...
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Unbaptized Man Bursts Into Flames Upon Entering Creed Concert thehardtimes.net/music/rock/u...
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Unbaptized Man Bursts Into Flames Upon Entering Creed Concert
ORANGE BEACH, Ala. — Creed fan Jerry Torrance suddenly burst into flames and died upon entering a Creed concert at the Wharf... Continue reading this gem
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Serena/Noelle/Samantha @beancatter.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
boycotts have a terrible reputation because people are always like 'LETS BOYCOTT THEM FOR A SINGLE DAY" Im sorry but you need to be boycotting for way longer than that
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Helen O'Hara @helenlohara.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It's compelling!
A screengrab from Reddit, headed by a poster of The Odyssey and the name of the OP, accountspayable aka Paul Samuelson. The text reads:
> Adapt The Odyssey
> Change the race of all the major characters
> Add a huge amount of political subtext and references to other non-Odyssey literature
> Deliberately include a bunch of technical flourishes that hurt the entertainment value but puff up your legacy as an 'artist'
> Include your signature incomprehensible dialogue
> Trigger outrage among American conservatives
> Be James Joyce, writing Ulysses. Pic unrelated.
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henaki @henaki.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
between sf6 and tokon it feels like the end state of the modern fighting game is an easy to input but ridiculous knowledge check resource-intensive management games with specifically designed power spikes. just make a moba guys.
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✨CHELLE D☯GGO✨(she/they) @chelledoggo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
saw this earlier and it genuinely broke my heart i'm not AMAB for the record but every nonbinary person deserves to belong in queer spaces
screenshot of a tumblr post.

rodentmancy writes:
quote: "ever notice how all nonbinary people are afab?" end quote

quote: "no but i have noticed how every single amab nonbinary person ive come across is either forcibly labeled as a trans woman or a cis guy who is just Loudly Gay." end quote

solitarelee writes:

quote: "every single amab nb i've met has also been incredibly skittish about "intruding into queer spaces as a man" and other such shit that's force fed to everyone in the community by exclusionists and terfs." end quote
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
A publisher's office.

The editor explains "Your draft has all the elements of a masterpiece, they're just not in the right order"
The writer looks at her draft on the table and asks "Elements?"
The editor clarifies, sadly "Letters".
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Nick Felker @felker.dev · 20/07/2026
Losing to the baby you bathed sounds like a Greek myth
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