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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Since everyone is talking about the Elon movie and it’s an AEW pay per view it’s worth remembering when the Young Bucks were thinking about how to quickly let everyone know their characters were gigantic douchbags and their two moves were to dress like this and rent a Cybertruck
Young Bucks getting out of the Cybertruck Young Bucks dressed like dickheads fist bumping in front of the Cybertruck
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Just One Guy @jdc5000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ashina in Sekiro if they had Ivermectin
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t want to be dramatic but: tonight’s game will determine whether Ole Miss or LSU fans are destined for hell
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“you need to respect and accommodate the views of people who are at this very moment bringing back child-killing diseases that were largely eradicated before you were born” no I don’t. If they’re invited into the tent it’s to show them some amontillado in the back
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/09/2026
i'm prepared to raise the alarm. this is now a certified Woke 2 Incident
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/09/2026
this stuff loses a lot of regular people like me, wins no one on the right, and undermines efforts to build unity in a coalition that go back to AOC backing biden. with elections right around the corner, does the dem party have a toxic centrist problem?
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i do agree with rfk on some things, including that it's good macro policy to "thin the herd" by letting natural processes play their course and in the end strengthening our population. this is why i think we should let our herds of the wealthy be freely preyed upon by various bandits and highwaymen
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mark Zuckerberg has air dropped himself via an aerial drone into the crater of Kilauea for the sin of being wrong five billion times. The lava was 1800F and incinerated his body instantly. His funeral was attended by several BJJ purple belts.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
An employe at McMahon's company, WWE was accused of systematically sexually assaulting vulnerable boys who worked at the company. McMahon persuaded them not to sue, and told one she would support his education. When his grades dropped, she stopped paying tuition support. He later killed himself.
In 1992, Cole, then twenty-one years old, and another ring boy told the San Diego Union-Tribune that Phillips had molested them. They said that he groped their feet for hours at a time. (Phillips would lock the kids into wrestling holds.) Sometimes he rubbed their feet on his penis. (Later, other ring boys alleged that Phillips had forced them into oral sex, ejaculated on them, and attempted to have penetrative sex with them; the McMahons have denied knowledge of the actions.) Cole later accused a W.W.E. executive named Pat Patterson of groping his butt, and an executive named Terry Garvin of turning on pornography and asking to perform oral sex on Cole during a work conversation.

When the story broke, the three men left the company. According to one account, the McMahons let Patterson go personally, at the mansion, and both Vince and Linda cried. (Patterson was reinstated soon afterward.) Vince held a series of damage-control phone calls with Phil Mushnick, a sports writer with the New York Post. Mushnick later testified in a deposition that Vince told him, “We had known for some time that Mel had a peculiar and unnatural interest and attachment to children.” Vince said that they’d fired Phillips before, years earlier, but had subsequently rehired him “out of the goodness of our hearts.” He framed this as a joint decision: “We brought him back with the caveat that he steer clear of children.”Cole threatened to sue the company. At a meeting with the McMahons in New York to discuss a settlement, Cole’s attorney left the room several times, leaving him alone with the McMahons. Cole recollected that Linda seemed compassionate. “I thought having her present and a mother’s instincts were invaluable,” the company’s longtime lawyer, Jerry McDevitt, later said. Cole said she told him that she believed him, and that she wanted to help. He remembered her saying, “I consider you in a sense like a son. I want to look at it that way. I want you to come to me with your problems.” Cole opened up. At a later meeting at W.W.E. headquarters, according to Cole, the McMahons sought the names of other potential accusers with whom he, along with his brother Lee, was communicating. At the McMahons’ coaxing, he gave them access to his brother’s answering machine. (Vince denies this.) His lawyer had sought a monetary settlement, but Cole, who’d left the company, said that he just wanted his job back. The McMahons agreed, and also gave him fifty thousand dollars in back pay. Linda McMahon and Cole also made a separate agreement: he’d be paid as an employee but would return to school, as McMahon wanted. “I talked to this young man as I would my son, and told him how supportive of him we would be,” she later recounted. He signed a document that she’d prepared, agreeing that his employment was contingent on his academics.As the journalist David Bixenspan, who has reported on the ring-boy allegations, has detailed, Cole enrolled at a community college. McMahon corresponded with his professors. Cole found that he was still traumatized by the abuse and had a hard time concentrating. He asked McMahon if he could drop out and resume working for the company. She told him to stick with it. Cole stopped attending class. He failed. His transcript was sent to McMahon. “I was very disappointed in your performance,” she wrote to him. “At this point we believe that we have done everything we can. Therefore, this letter is to advise you of your termination with Titan Sports, effective immediately.” She concluded, “The opportunity of a lifetime is a terrible thing to waste.”
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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This fucking country
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
One of the many things the pearl-clutchers don’t understand is that saying these things out loud forces vultures like Wolff — who was definitely sitting on this until his next book — to start vomiting up what they know.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 18/08/2026
gta 6 has leaked footage and its a guy crashing into someone and triggering the NPC Anger routines where they kind of yell at you then awkwardly shift to combat animations. 25 years and one billion dollars and nothing has changed that's beautiful
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Dr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 15/08/2026
if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
everyone wants to act holier than thou but this is simple math. stocks will net you a few percentage points a year but you can 10x your savings if you hit one good parlay.
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Dave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
And therein lies the problem. Adam Silver has been coasting on getting rid of Donald Sterling for over a decade. His tenure broadly has been a disaster and his ultimate legacy is the takeover of pro sports by FanDuel etc. and the stratospheric rise in youth gambling addiction. Awful commish.
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 12/08/2026
Aaron Rodgers is obsessed with his own privacy. His neighbors? Not so much. After moving to a new town, Rodgers used a cutout to secretly fund the local police department’s Flock-style surveillance program. www.foiaball.com/p/aaron-rodg...
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Aaron Rodgers secretly funded his town's Flock-style cameras
The QB used an LLC to shield his identity.
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Claimed they tried to run you over and pulling a gun on them, huh I was informed they were trained not to do that. I think they need more money for training.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Mass Deportations Now" vs. "We Just Gotta Teach 500 Unlikeable People a Very Serious Lesson"
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Now that Dr. Abdul El-Sayed has won the primary, i think he needs to begin addressing the concerns of people who are extremely racist against him
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 06/08/2026
war crimes aside, I am increasingly irritated at how much of our time and energy is eaten up by this tiny little country that treats us like dog shit and still expects endless money and deference. we have our own problems
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Mike Johnson fascinates me because of how shameless he is at delivering the most utterly feeble defences of monstrosity. If a group of Republicans killed and ate a schoolbus full of boyscouts he'd say "I'm not sure it's the job of this office to comment on congressional transport arrangements"
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
10 years of centrist chuds complaining about bernie bros flipping to trump and now they‘d rather vote for wife beaters and genocide deniers than an arabic guy lmfao
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
ive been putting up with some version of this talking point for my entire life. barely even notice it anymore. imagine if i said this about jews though. there will never be peace in the middle east until jews shed their genetic propensity for violence against mohammedeans. imagine anyone saying that
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It's not a coincidence that everyone still whining, in the year of our lord 2026, about covid lockdowns are all people who should be forcibly locked in their homes with all the doors and windows bolted shut from the outside while the rest of us just quietly forget that they ever existed at all
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
dudes rock
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
this issue was just in front of the Supreme Court, and the case was the state of West Virginia against a middle school girl. which side sounds braver to you?
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
on the right, "bravery" is when you're willing to be criticized by liberals, even if the position you're taking is fully embraced by the federal government and half the states.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
whenever someone tells you that it's simply impossible for police to be charged with misconduct or criminal charges, you can tell they're wrong because some cops do get charged regularly — when they are whistleblowers or reformers prosecutors are actually extremely eager to help drum them out!
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026
In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 30/07/2026
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
any liberal credibly able to call themselves such must at baseline be willing to defend the liberty to advocate for perfectly normal positions like state run health care and social services. even if they were marginally fringe ideas the fuck are you doing here? they're trying to jail people
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It's pretty revealing that some people just assumed this was about Stevens and not the actual literal fucking ogre currently serving in the US Senate
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/dont-take-...
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Don't Take Advice From Your Enemies
The most useless genre on earth.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Opponents of Amnesty International include Benjamin Netanyahu, Vladimir Putin, Apartheid-era South Africa, and also the children's author it should be illegal to mention in a dating app profile. One of these is relatively insignificant which doesn't make it still okay
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The third act of A Christmas Carol, one of the most famous examples of "don't die a dickhead, " was the ghost showing Scrooge how happy everyone was that he died and it was a big motivator for him to stop being a piece of shit and still we got a bunch of dickhead Dems talking up Lindsey Graham
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
this is the funniest argument ever, honestly. no one even wanted her to run a *good* campaign. we asked that she not eviscerate herself unnecessarily. uncommitted would have settled for one palestinian saying platitudes about peace. that was a bridge too far
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
ICE agents must be tried for the murder of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo.
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
update:
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 07/07/2026
I’m sorry but it is truly divine that the pedophile president touched the winning national team and they immediately lost
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 06/07/2026
FRESHEN YUR DRINK GUVNAH
HYDRATION BREAK
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
maradona is a cheater, the falklands are british and picanha is brazilian, go have a currency crisis about it
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
my god
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