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what the fuck do you mean Sling got rid of the day passes fuck youuuuuuuuu

Rocco Becht 🤝 Rocco Rock working for a Pennsylvania-based sports and entertainment promotion to risk their bodies for the entertainment of others without due recognition

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 17h

new Ryan Field looks like a fucking Rocket League stadium, what the fuck is this?

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 18h

okay I actually do believe Mike Tomlin built that shit now that's legitimately impressive. I did a stadium once in Minecraft creative mode and it took me probably about a month of situating everything to get that done. couldn't imagine doing a whole city

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

the year I decide not to write evals, the two players I thought were really undervalued turned out to be pretty good 😭😭

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

occasionally I wonder if DK Metcalf would benefit from pharmaceutical lithium

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

annnnddd added to Zay Flowers For Algernon

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

every decision the Big Ten has made since 2010 is completely defensible and yet has resulted in a far inferior football product while benefiting everything else. they diluted their old conference's identity and probably hurt their legacy schools tbh

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

in theory I am all for the death penalty -- I think it's *less* humane to have someone spend the rest of their life behind bars -- but in practice it's pretty hard to not see it as medical theater for the state too cowardly to do its own barbarism

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

every story I hear post-basic training makes it sound like the military is mostly a desk job but with hand grenades

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

you are not going to get me to believe Mike Tomlin has a Minecraft city that detailed. I feel like I am being led on an elaborate ruse that I cannot think what the point of it is at the current moment

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

what in the hell did they feed Case Keenum this morning

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

seeing Andy Dalton in 2026 is like hearing someone still have "Like A G6" as their ringtone or that they have a ringtone other than the default ringtone

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

call her Colston the way she love on my land

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

if AI existed in 2005, TigerDroppings would asked for this over hiring Les Miles

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

millennials in the marketing departments are going to make creations so evil even Guy Debord would have a stroke thinking about them

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

writing for public consumption again with a Blogspot blog. nobody is living in the 2000s like I am

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I actually think this is a pretty decent situation to find yourself in if you're JJ McCarthy. they have a good receiving corps and can win football games if you can become something even kinda justifiable to put on the field

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

watched too much Kim Possible when I was an adolescent

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

have always struggled to come up with a coherent answer for why I prefer college football over the NFL, but I think this week is kind of a good example of why: between the hard salary cap, the rally flags, and the overemphasis on close games, nothing ever feels like it has stakes in the NFL.

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

yeah that game in Melbourne was literally indicative of nothing

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oops, I Accidentally Dehydrated Myself And Now I'm Sleepy And Lightheaded Award

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

game in the Maracana means more to me than Wembley tbh. cooler venue with more juice

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

KateHate FC is currently maintaining a compelling story ngl

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

whatever they're paying Jedd Fisch, it's too much

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

my brain sounds like if you put all your fine china on the top of your microwave while microwaving a fork

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

what if Dan Lanning's hero is Slavoj Zizek and that's why he grabs his nose and sniffs all the time

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gary Patterson defense in the big 2026 🦨🦨🦨🦨🌬🌬🌬🌬🌬

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think I understand what he's getting at but I also think he doesn't want his employer to know what he's getting at

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I realize they don't teach kids how to play QB anymore but I think this kid can overcome it. he's literally just a created player in real life

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

you really just get this kind of lighting if you're in the ER at 3 am

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

have watched roughly 10 or so games of Bryce Underwood's career and I think what we have here is gold plated Quinn Ewers

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

really funny that ESPN has been letting the extremely loud "FUCK OLE MISS" chants go off without even attempting to play something over it

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

whatever OU did to him is a crime. I thought for sure that kid was at least on Cam Ward's level at Wazzu

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Florida could be 0-11 and I'd still worry about any team going in that place

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

yeah the estrogen back in my system is definitely helping I haven't even had a terrible meltdown despite my team losing a close game to a SEC opponent

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

they gotta fire Josh Heupel at this point I'm so serious

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

oh no I care about this game again

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

anyways this is a nuclear take but I'm not entirely sure Faizon Brandon is any good after the first four games I've seen of him. obviously this game isn't the fairest barometer but they've basically had to plan around him no matter who we play

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Vols football is like if you had all the ingredients you needed to make the best cake ever; you got the creamiest milk, free range eggs, fine White Lilly cake flour...but you forgot to buy a spatula or whisk to mix them together. your guests are waiting for a product that you can't make

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

thought has been raging in my head that "hair soft like summer rain" when Dolly sings about the physical characteristics of Jolene might've actually been a subtle dig, cause rain in summer in TN is not very soft at all. it's more like artillery fire with water attached

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

everyone complains about noon games but I prefer them. makes knowing if you're gonna be mad or deliriously happy all weekend an easier deal

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

they gave the Clemson-Cal game's camera astigmatism for some reason. or maybe it's this shitty YouTube version. either way. anyways Cal I need you to pull something funny here

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

great contra-position with the NFL having its own official dog food now

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

am I really gonna watch Clemson-Cal before the madhouse tomorrow?

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

whoever taught Chip Kelly the flexbone has probably given him the elixir of life. or maybe just the multivitamin of life. either one.

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Aidan Chiles is so fascinating to watch. the Elvis Girbac of Taylen Greens

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